1) I often light fires right after masturbating and I've never been arrested. 2) W T F is THAT????? Jeez, I'd be masturbating and eating all day if I looked like that!!!! http://www.sun-sentinel.com/feature...man-masturbating-fire-20140205,0,7706553.post NSFW Pic Imagine walking by this guys house and witnessing him jerking off in front of a window? You'd probably think the apocalypse was coming.
Damn. Cant shoot himself in the face. Cant jerk off in front of an open window. Might as well commit suicide.
Bry, have I ever told you you look eerily similar to Samuel Jackson? Brother's gotta protect his pot field amIright?