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It's the year of the bush – time to rediscover all female body hair

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by NaboCane, Jan 22, 2014.

  1. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-the-bush-female-body-hair-cameron-diaz-pubic

    I am NOT down with this...pun intended.

    For one thing, if I wanted to **** a man, I'd **** a man. I don't need a woman to feel like a man.

    Better yet—I'd do something to get sent to prison, and get all the boy trim I could want. And without spending a penny to wine and dine them.

    Second; one hair in my throat = a stomach full of vomit in her crotch. Who needs a nice evening to end that way?

    Third; it's ****ing gross. Smells accumulate faster and intensify in that fertile, swamp-like jungle. It's harder to keep clean. I headed downtown on a chick once and had to come up unexpectedly—and gagging; it smelled like stale piss down that subway tunnel. If a chick is smooth, just a quick couple wipes with a moist towel will do; with Fidel Castro in her panties...no way. That **** is IN THERE, and only a long, thorough shower will help.

    As the best lover I ever had once said: smooth from tailbone to clit; trimmed above that. I don't need it to look like a little girl's, but I also don't need Angela Davis staring back at me when I go spelunkin'.
     
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  2. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    What says the rabble?
     
  3. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Tell that to McLovin's sister. Geesh!

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  4. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Waiting for pics to render proper judgement...
     
  5. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    nah, i let her borrow my razor.
     
  6. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Hair on a lady is gross. Unless its on her head and eye brows. Thats it.
     
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  7. pocoloco

    pocoloco I'm your huckleberry Club Member

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    Cool story bro
     
  8. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    You ever notice you come across like a Tarantino villain? Is it intentional?
     
  9. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    You saying he doesnt Tip either, arent you?
     
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  10. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Only if somebody pays for his meal....
     
  11. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    As long as its trimmed and thw bacon strip is smooth, I'm down. (Pun intended)

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  12. anlgp

    anlgp ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

    :hi5: I agree Nabo
     
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  13. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Depends on the woman and how she keeps it groomed. I don't like women to look like mannequins or prepubescent. I prefer a "French cut". Shaved below, neatly kept up top.

    And some of em need it. Who wants to see something what looks like a bulldog with a porkchop hanging out of it's mouth?

    Other than Todd, LMeister3, FinD, Barry, McLovin, Sick, and Bry I mean... :shifty:
     
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  14. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Looks like a box of cow tongues.......or a highschool play curtain.
     
  15. Who cares, it aint a beauty pagent. I am there to give it a good pounding not a tiara
     
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  16. McLovin

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    excuse me, waiter? there some hair in my roast beef.
     
  17. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Jetsuck always said, "think roast beef"
     
  18. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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  19. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Definitely not looking for Sasquatch but not the mannequins or prepubescent look either.

    Neatly trimmed. thank you.
     
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  20. bigbry

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  21. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    sigh
     
  22. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Fail
     
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  23. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    No.

    More like:

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  24. NaboCane

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    Now I'm hungry and horny.
     
  25. Ohio Fanatic

    Ohio Fanatic Twuaddle or bust Club Member

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    all you have to do is thumb through playboys from the 90s, definitey different now. As long as there is a good trim, I like a little hair. fully shaved is nice, but not necessary.
     
  26. MikeHoncho

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  27. NaboCane

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    My hero. Pastrami and *****...what could go wrong?
     
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  28. bigbry

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    You bastages didn't even say GO
     
  29. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    So will you tongue a girl's balloon knot?
     
  30. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    Absolutely! And I've earned my red wings many times over, too.
     
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  31. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    So why are you hurling over the prospect of a stray pube?! :D

    I grew up in a different era. As a teenager, I was in love with Christy Canyon. That's a porn star from the 80's for all you youngins. She had a massive bush. It looked like you needed a road map to find the important stuff. So I can go either way. I will admit that I am used to the new era, but I wouldn't flip if my gf starting sporting a mini fro. But alas, I don't have to worry because I mentioned this article to her and she said there's no way she would go back to the old way.
     
  32. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    ahh.... Christy Canyon... talk about roast beef.

    Cameron Diaz.. so this is what happens when you're too old for Charlie's Angels sequels.
     
  33. Den54

    Den54 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    AMERICA!
    There's something about Hairy?
     
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  34. MikeHoncho

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    Re: It's the year of the bush – time to rediscover all female body hair

    Christy Canyon, eh? This must be whom McLovin's mom was half jokingly spoofing when she role-played as one, Crusty Canyon, few nights ago.

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  35. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    This made me laugh so hard. You could alnost say I laughed out loud. If onlythere were an aacronym for that.
     
  36. McLovin

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    where do you think Krispy Kreme got its name from?
     
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  37. bigbry

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    Until she starts seeing someone on the side that wants her to.
     
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  38. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    Well that was just mean spirited. I am saddened :(
     
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  39. bigbry

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  40. Unlucky 13

    Unlucky 13 Team Raheem Club Member

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    LOL, I'm of the opinion that there's a happy medium. As another said, the Playboy models of the 90s, when I was in my teens, looked awesome. Now, girls are all bare as a little kid. Its not a turn on for me.
     

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