Apparently he went looking for a Boston Market and couldn't find it, so he decided to choke his own chicken instead: Winslow apparently caught masturbating
Commented about how cold it was... Like a frightened turtle. Sent from my LG-MS770 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
Flag on the Play: -10 yards for holding -5 yards for illegal motion -10 yards illegal use of hands -5 yards Neutral zone infraction -15 yards/First Down. Spearing -5 yards. Ineligible receiver "downfield" -5 yards/First Down. Illegal contact
What woman stands next to the open window of an Escalade with a large strange black man inside and proceeds to make small talk with him, after dark no less? Doesn't add up.
You're hungry, you want to taste some delicious Boston Market but can't find one and you begin to get frustrated, so you park your Escalade in a parking lot and take a load off; is that really such a bad thing?
More embarrassment ensued when he was told the big black woman he thought he was whacking it to was actually a picture of Jonathan Martin.
That's a regular Thursday night for some people. Uh... ...or so I've heard... Hey! Have you heard how easy maynard is?
Woman : "It's cold out here!", to a random guy through his rolled up car window. Winslow : "Oh.. Ah.. Ssss.. Yeah.. No.. Yeah.. Oh **** yeah.. ****...... Sss.. YEAH!" A glooping sound is made as he dips his fingers for another round of Vaseline. Woman : "Dude.. Are you masterbating right now?! I'm not going to walk away and instead call the cops in case any other stranger decides to comment on the weather through your rolled up car window! Creep!" Boston Market never had good food.
