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Xmas Fail

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Sethdaddy8, Dec 25, 2013.

  1. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Post your Xmas gift fails.

    I asked for a PS4 or Xbox One. Or at the very least, Assassins Creed 4.

    Merry Christmas to me:
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  2. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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  3. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    /end
     
  4. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Holy ****!!! Santa hates us
     
  5. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    My grandma still makes the grandkids make a list. I put a 12 month subscription to xbox live. I get the xbox magazine and her telling me she wasn't sure if that was the magazine I wanted so she didn't get me subscription to it yet. :lol:
     
  6. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    If she does email, you should send her your list through and email with a link to what you want.
     
  7. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Asked for a Ryan Tannehill jersey.....got the fresh new logo hat, and tumbler for coffee, jammy pants.....when xmas ended my WIFE knows so much my pain said she was, "undecided whether or not Tannehill was another Henne, so she didnt want to blow $100.00 like people did with Dansby, Marshall and Long jerseys.....your birthday is in February, we'll see how the playoffs go"

    She has a point, sadly.....and it broke my heart lol
     
  8. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    she's a keeper.
     
  9. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    While I don't disagree, Tannehill clearly isn't another Henne.
     
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  10. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Its not that.. its that she put that much logic into it... I mean, clearly she was on nflshop.com from the kitchen but still.

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  11. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    :lol: Assassin's Creed 3 can be had for about $15 bucks :lol:

    I've basically turned into Scrooge. I think the whole thing is a bunch of crap
     
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  12. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Reads exactly like when a newspaper or magazine quotes things that people clearly never said
     
  13. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    She didnt say it verbatem, but thats exactly true she said it within that context. Something along the lines of "how many jerseys would you have wasted had we got ones other than Zach Thomas?"
     
  14. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    Just messing with you. Yeah. Tbh, it's why I haven't bought a jersey in a number of years. That is one thing I like about baseball. You can just buy a generic jersey without a name and number and it still looks cool. It's especially helpful as a Ray's fan because all the good players end up on other teams

    Jerseys are a really risky proposition as an expensive piece of clothing that can quickly turn to garbage
     
  15. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I have 2 Zach Thomas jerseys, a Ronnie Brown and a personalized one. All old logo. So I need to bite on the new logo, I feel good about RT, but I see where shes thinking it through.
     
  16. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Sooo... she's making you earn that $100 the hard way. Like that's a first. :shifty:
     
  17. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    She didnt blow $100... what exactly did she blow?

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  18. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Wait... youre black? Or man tanned?

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  19. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Finyank is regretting his Christmas invite....
     
  20. McLovin

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    I don't understand. His name is Seth, isn't it?

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  21. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Y'all are racist.
     
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  22. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Shut up, boy!
     
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  23. ToddPhin

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    I asked for Madden 25 while it was on sale for thirty six bucks. Got a coffee sampler for my Keurig and a 42 count K-cup holder instead.
    So now I won't be playing franchise mode any time soon but the kitchen is more organized.
     
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  24. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    short for Sethrone.
     
  25. 305

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    Get off my lawn.
    Opened it up... thought I got a Tannehill jersey... score. Looked again and it was 11 not 17... meh
     
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  26. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Sethquanda.... but no seriously, he's Italian. The Mexicans of Europe. you can call him sethdro or sethus.
     
  27. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Mods please change title to kwanza fail. Thx.
     
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  28. McLovin

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    Happy Kwanza to you too, sir.
     
  29. Scrap

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    There are no fails. They are gifts.
     
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  30. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    Right on Scrap. This thread misses the real meaning of Xmas. Wild pack of heathen animals.
     
  31. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    Found this fuuny, for some reason or another.
     
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  32. bigbry

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    Obviously you got everything you wanted....
     
  33. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    I scored #91 and #17 what a wife. I have had plenty of fails before though.

    Got her a female version of #17 and scored again.:up:
     
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  34. bigbry

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    Sex with your wife? Really?? What a ****ing concept!
     
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  35. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    But did you call her Ryan is what I want to know
     
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  36. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    That is wrong on so many levels......at least until he wins the Dolphins a Super Bowl.
     
  37. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    true.. and it's gotten worse over the years in our household and extended family. It comes down to exchanging gift cards now. I mean wtf is that? Me and the wife don't buy gifts for each other anymore, well rarely. We spend our money on the kids and parents (grandparents).
     
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  38. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    We do a white elephant gift exchange on one side of my family for adults instead of buying gifts for each other... it's basically booze + gift card in about every gift. No creativity whatsoever.
     
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  39. Rocky Raccoon

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    What is a white elephant gift exchange? And why can't the elephant be black? You know how much your blatant racism hurts Seth? And at Kwanza no less. Shameful.
     
  40. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    he's gotten better. He used to call it the zionist elephant.
     
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