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An 8-Year Old Boy Likes Maynard... Tell Him Why Not...!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Bpk, Nov 2, 2013.

  1. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    You read the title. Maynard's Dom, few friends, and everyone else tells him NO.

    He truly likes the boy, and he apparently likes Maynard (may be due to the bowl of candy Maynard carries with him). He got him a Fisher-Price walkie-talkie and has talked to him several times.

    Please, everyone, tell Maynard why not...
     
  2. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Uhhhhhhh Bpk?

    You give me a hard time about pubic hair on WOMEN and you start this thread?

    The next thing you hear at your door will be the police.
     
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  3. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Hey... I'm trying to protect the darn kid!
     
  4. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    And when did I hassle you about pubic hair on women? Lol. It's amazing that you remember but I forget. I hope it was a long time ago or I'll have to check for early alzhemiers.

    Starting to wonder if I crossed the line with this thread.

    Probably. Oh well.
     
  5. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    look! there's the line . and you just crossed it.
     
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  6. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Hmm...BPK..been in the "happy' juice a little heavy today!

    (No worries, sometimes comedy falls flat)

    It all went downhill for him when he dumped the Great Karnac Avvy

    Like it did for CashinFist when he started with an 18 yr old and wound up dating her moms

    Either that or he waited so long to ask her out that she became a mom...just sayin'...

    :shifty:
     
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  7. Because it's bad for one's self-esteem to find out an 8yr old is hung more like a man than you are.
     
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  8. CashInFist

    CashInFist Well-Known Member

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    You ****ing suck monkey scrotum.
     
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  9. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Karnac avy was def my best one ever.

    Can't take down the pic of me and the wife to go back now. As Danny McBride says in This Is The End, "It's to late. I've already walked away too much."

    Go to 2min 6 seconds.
    [video=youtube;GQ2BXqST758]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ2BXqST758&t=2m6s[/video]
     
  10. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    No lines in comedy. Good show, BPK.
     
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  11. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    No worries man, I was just plugging my women's pubic hair thread.
     
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  12. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    And to think I really even opened this thread. Feeling totally troll like. rofl.
     
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  13. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    These reasons are pretty thin. Somebody better come up with something quick.
     
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  14. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    Fixed it for you.
     
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