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Are farts still funny?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by McLovin, Aug 20, 2013.

Are farts still funny?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. I hate the Jets

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  1. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    I'm having an argument with a girl at work. I feel, no matter how old you are, a fart is still funny.
     
  2. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Absolutely.

    I was having a conversation with the wife, all about farts. I'll put it here, since you broke the seal.

    Say there's a horrible sounding wet fart....what's worse: if it smells horrible or if it smells like something delicious, like apple pie or barbecue, etc.?

    We agreed that its better if it smelled horrible.
     
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  3. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Call me jaded, but the fart itself isn't necessarily funny. There have to be circumstances that make it so.

    Like getting your wife to spoon with you just so you can fart on her... THAT'S funny. :D
     
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  4. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Or bending over in front of the couch to pick up the remote while someone's sitting there.

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  5. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Tickling your kids until THEY fart. Classic!

    Bonus points if you can do it in front of a crush... ;)
     
  6. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    You been waiting for the right time to tell us this for months. I can sense it.

    I bet you even typed it all out in the POFO forum once and never clicked submit and copied and pasted to a word document on your desktop, just for today.

    Yea. That's exactly what happened.

    :D

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  7. Zippy

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    I can be standing at a urinal, and if someone in a stall lets one go I can't help but laugh. Farts bring out your inner 10 year old self!
     
  8. Fin D

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    Nope. I seriously had this discussion last night. A dog farted just as dinner was served.
     
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  9. McLovin

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    In my office building, i swear everyone pinches it off if someone walks in to the bathroom. That makes me laugh.

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  10. McLovin

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    "Dog"

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  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Yup. I have 6.
     
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  12. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    This thread belongs in the PoFo. Mods?
     
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  13. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Then Planb will make a comment about Obama farting and FinD will disagree and my entire research will be lost.

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  14. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    not really anymore, at least for me.
     
  15. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    I found this thread funny. ... speaking of standing at the urinal, the worst is when you have to fart in the middle of a piss. I have to hold the fart because I'm afraid I'm going to shat myself. Then you end up holding your piss... it's very uncomfortable. Women have it so easy with the whole sitdown on the toilet thing. They just let it go and nobody cares what happens.
     
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  16. McLovin

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    Yea, have you ever just stood outside the women's bathroom door for hours and listened? Gets kinda crazy in there.

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  17. anlgp

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    Uhhhhh.

    No?
     
  18. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Me either. Just wondering.

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  19. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    dont think you'd laugh at mine. Just sayin. I would- at your reaction... but you- not so much. You should ride an elevator with me sometime.
     
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  20. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    yes they are, although of course i voted I hate the jets
     
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  21. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    ^^^ clearly hasn't seen Porky's nor understands proper guy behavior outside the women's bathroom. :pity:
     
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  22. RickyBobby

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    Wait, your wife is behind you when you spoon?...interesting
     
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  23. Colorado Dolfan

    Colorado Dolfan ...dirty drownin' man?

    Once we're spooning, she's got nowhere to go... I can adjust... ;)
     
  24. McLovin

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    Sounds heavenly...

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  25. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Ehh, it's not uncommon. I like it when Fin D is the big spoon, he just really knows how to hold a man, ya know?

    I only fart on him when he falls asleep though.
     
  26. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Yeah sometimes I cant tell if I have just gas or if I have to pinch a loaf when I am at the urinal.
     
  27. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    LOL. I hear ya.

    I hate when this happens: A packed movie gets out. You're standing at the urinal with a line waiting. Then mid-pee you feel a fart come on. You think you can squeeze it out slowly and silently..... then blam- the trumpet fart sounds off.
     
  28. Claymore95

    Claymore95 Working on it... Club Member

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    I'm giggling away like a 12 year old at this thread, so I think that answers the poll for me. :lol:
     
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  29. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    Aren't farts and the Jets the same thing? A lot of noise that just plain stinks?
     
  30. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Frankly if you don't like farts, you aren't American....IDC what aisle you are in politics wise, can we all agree that every fart is like life's little wonder??

    I remember back in the day when we were kids growing up we used put lighters to our asses as we farted to see what happened....good ole days yeah....
     
  31. Fishweiser

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    A fart is just a turds battle cry before it comes charging through the gates.....
     
  32. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This. Smelly or not farts are awesome. Ive actually used them to chase people I dont like or dont want to be around out of a room. When theyre as effective as tear gas you know youve done something very right. And unless I like the people im around I have no shame about it either. Bonus points if youve ever hotboxed someone while they're sleeping...I.e. farted and then pulled the blanket over their face so the stench cant escape.
     
  33. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Im tempted to put this conversation in the trophy case. Seriously this thread has legendary potential.
     
  34. Fin D

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    That's known as a Dutch Oven.
     
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  35. Fishweiser

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    Gotta love a good fart. The best ones are when you are trying to......(scratch that) .....The best ones are when somebody else tries to slowly let a big one go with out making a noise to draw attention. The tension builds the longer it quietly releases. At some point during the long silent fart, the tension gets so intense that the slightest squeak will send them jump out of their seats. ...I call it the fart rocket....
     
  36. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    For the most part and I am being honest here, my farts don't stink.....my brizz is somewhat amazed how I can let them fly at holidays or restaurants and nothing by way of odor emanates....

    Not the case with Chinese food though, I eat that and all bets are off.....mofos be feeling my fried rice from miles away...

    Anybody else have that issue? Chinese food makes you go boom?
     
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  37. Fishweiser

    Fishweiser New Member

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    Mine only starts stinkin when I try to start eating healthy. When I eat like burgers and pizza and such, its all just a fresh breeze.
     
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  38. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    yeah usually protein will make them stankkkkkkk.....
     
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  39. Boik14

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    Chinese food and Tuna are the 2 deadliest farts. If I eat tuna the fart will smell like tuna. Its an amazingly satisfying feeling knowing you can ruin someones day with a tuna fart.
     
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  40. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Like tuna steaks? or canned?
     

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