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What Should I Ask Incognito (Sitting At A Bar Now!)

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Bpk, May 26, 2013.

  1. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    I'm at MB Post in Manhattan Beach and Richie and his boys just came in. They're plopped down at the bar and My wife is like "Go
    Talk to him!"

    I live in LA and don't get starstruck by celebs... Except football players.. Especially Dolphins.

    Any suggestions what to say to Richie if I go up to him?
     
  2. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Ask him:
    How they plan on overtaking New England?
    What he feels the team is going to do better this year then last year?
    Can I have your autograph?

    EDIT: Also tell him hes not very incognito right now since you picked him out of the patrons :lol:
     
  3. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    And get a picture!
     
  4. Ask him his true thoughts on whether Martin can man the LT position.
     
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  5. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    I would just wish him good luck this year. Maybe offer to buy the guys a bucket of beer or something. Maybe ask for an autograph if you get that vibe.

    But don't linger, if he says something back and you can have a quick banter go for it. But don't be that guy, just play it cool.
     
  6. Zeke0123

    Zeke0123 message board ******* Club Member

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    What con said...and why didn't we do the draft in MB....right down the street from my house.
     
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  7. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    Buy him a beer and thank him for adding some nastiness to our offensive line.
    [video=youtube;o7O_MlgO2J4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7O_MlgO2J4[/video]
     
  8. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Bought him a drink and sent it over. Prolly say Hi before I leave.
     
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  9. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Pick a fight...

    Imagine the epic sig pic you could provide us all, having the Dogshnit kicked out of you by a group of angry fat guys.
     
  10. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Shook his hand and he was friendly! No chance for a pic but I did tell him I appreciated his work on the line and to help out that youngster to his left this year (Jon Martin).

    He was smiling an nodding, saying "Oh absolutely!"

    He didn't totally turn around from the bar as we talked and was with his boys scoping chicks so I didn't want to overstay my welcome.

    I patted him on his massive ****ing back and said "Have a great holiday weekend."

    Cool but I wish I could have asked him his thoughts on a few things and gotten a pic.
    My wife thinks he would have done the photo. Next time I'll have her ask!
     
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  11. FinNasty

    FinNasty Alabama don’t want this... Staff Member Club Member

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    This! Get as much insight on Martin as possible...
     
  12. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    When I told the waitress to give him another one of whatever he was drinking, she put it on my tab. I just checked the receipt to see what he was drinking (how nerdy am I?) and it's called the "Ivan Drago".

    $12 buys you a handshake with the Incog as he scopes for babes.

    Seems like a super cool guy.
     
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  13. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    hahaha he would drink something like that
     
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  14. pennphinfan

    pennphinfan Stelin Canez Arcade Scorz

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    From Urban Dictionary:
    "An alcoholic beverage. Similar in every way to a White Russian except for size. An Ivan Drago is an ex-large White Russian (ala Rocky IV), especially good for breakfast after a hard night of drinking."
     
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  15. Sceeto

    Sceeto Well-Known Member

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    That's cool dude. Thanks for sharing. He was Incognito. ....sorry. :)
     
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  16. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    That was you? Wish I would have realized.
     
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  17. ToddPhin

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    Five bucks if you guard my beer while I take a whiz. ?
     
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  18. 305

    305 Brawndo Club Member

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    Get off my lawn.
    Just ask him if he's starting this year... and then say "Dont **** this up". Highlight of training camp last year aside from "Can I call my grandma" (Although I kinda felt bad for the guy haha)
     
  19. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

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    Lol... well, if you gonna go for that tact, ask him why he lead all offensive linemen with 11 blown run blocks last season, and finished with the 9th most blown block sacks allowed among left guards... then call him a b1tc# and run. lol...
     
  20. Joe Robbie

    Joe Robbie The Patriarch

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    Imagine being a rich football player at a bar. You're there with the guys checking out the girls, then suddenly... Some DUDE buys you a beer, and comes up to you. Lol
     
  21. Bpk

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    So funny, because its true!!! After I sent the drink over, the waitress said it was from a fan. You could see him and his boys get all excited lookin around to see who it was. My wife was like "they're hoping its from a girl". Whe no went up and said hi he was friendly, but you totally could tell if I was a girl he'd have been happier to see me. Lol.

    Btw, after brunch my wife and I walked around Manhattan Beach and went shopping. On the way back to the car I saw Richies entourage again. They'd moved on to Simmzy's (cool beach gastopub) and were sittin right by the railing where people walk by. They were totally hoping to be noticed I think.

    I didn't bug him a second time though. Clearly he and his boys were on a beach pub crawl. Lol.
     
  22. Joe Robbie

    Joe Robbie The Patriarch

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    That's pretty cool. I once saw Channing Crowder at a local Hooters, but didn't say anything to him because he's Channing Crowder. Lol
     
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  23. jboogie

    jboogie The sky is NOT falling!

    You missed an opportunity, I would have offered up my wife. Now THAT would have been an epic thread.
     
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  24. Bpk

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    nah. he couldn't handle her. lol.
     
  25. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    i dunno why, but after reading this post, I feel like he:
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    ...should call you a girls name and make a long winded joke about you not being manly.
     
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  26. BevoPhin

    BevoPhin Well-Known Member

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    Bust out the blow, thatll get his attention.
     
  27. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I don't know if this mother ****ers on to something..............but I think this mother ****er is on to something.
     
  28. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    I would have asked him to accidentally knock RexRyan on his azz and step on his balls in NY week 17. Pretty plz. For me. One time. Oh and any other jets you could turn into gravy stains on your Jersey...
     
  29. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Love that place BK,been there a few times recently because of a girl I met in manhattan on championship Sunday, she turned me onto it, great food, great vibe, that was her and her girls hangout, wont be going there anymore though because I recently broke it off with her..As far as Cogs goes, buy the drink is about all I would of done as well, maybe a passing go dolphins is about all I'm good at when it comes to dolphin players, I'm more comfortable around ent. people then I am around dolphin players, I feel I'm too much of a dolphin dork and that the last thing they wanna do is talk football..
     
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  30. ToddPhin

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    I would've joked around and been like, "Wow hey aren't you that awesome lineman from the Dolphins, ummmm....{pause for the tip of the tongue phenomenon while snapping your finger like you're about to get it}.... Mike Pouncey?!"....................... "Hah I'm just kidding, Jake."
     
  31. Finfan7273

    Finfan7273 New Member

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    lol
     
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  32. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    After you did that, Richie would pat you on the head, pinch your cheek, and say you are sure a funny little feller. ;)
     
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