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Anyone wanna buy a show car?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Pagan, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Regrettably, I'm forced to sell my baby. Garage kept, never seen snow and hardly seen rain. 48K miles on her.

    A short list of what she has is:

    ~ Roush supercharger
    ~ Roush clutchplate
    ~ Eibach sport springs
    ~ Nitto NT555 tires. 235's up front, 285's rear
    ~ Driveshaft safetly loop
    ~ Slotted discs and performance pads
    ~ Hurst STS
    ~ JBA axle-back exhaust
    ~ Chrome Cobra R deep dish rims
    ~ Recessed side window louvers
    ~ Shaker 500 sound system
    ~ Tuned by Jim D'Amore Sr. at JDM Engineering, 525 whp and 508 lb. ft. torque
    ~ Stripes are painted and clearcoated, not vinyl decals

    There's more, but I don't feel like listing at the moment. Asking $25K. Inbox me if interested.

    Damn this sucks...
     
  2. smahtaz

    smahtaz Pimpin Ain't Easy

    That does suck. She's sweet.
     
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  3. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I've given you crap over the years about...well everything. But I know how important that car is to you, so I'm genuinely sorry you have to give it up.


    You're still an ugly jackass though who is as Italian as Olive Garden
     
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  4. Firesole

    Firesole Season Ticket Holder

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    You forgot to add that it also has that Hair Net smell from all the groupies it's seen


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  5. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    damn sorry for your loss.............................................
     
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  6. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    dude why????? this is bull$hit.....
     
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  7. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    That picture makes it look cream and red, but its white and red...right?
     
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  8. byroan

    byroan Giggity Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box

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    That sucks. I remember when you got that car.
     
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  9. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Honestly Pagan what about Greyson?? You know it would be in good hands, and also it is close by if you wanted drive by and steal it one night....
     
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  10. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    you sure do like cream.....you sure do like cream.....:shifty:




























































    me and you split the car, and double-team Lucky?
     
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  11. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Why would I share you or Lucky? You both already belong to me.
     
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  12. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    yeah about that, we were planning on stealing your tortoise and hold it for ransom because of the lackluster treatment we both have been receiving lately....
     
  13. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    The groupie smell adds 10K easy. Sorry you have to part ways with it Pagan. I know it was your dream car.
     
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  14. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    All the emotion in the thread makes it somewhat difficult to fap to the pic.
     
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  15. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Sorry man, that ****ing blows.
     
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  16. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    I wouldn't be caught dead in an Olive Garden. I'm way more Italian than I appear. If proof be needed I will record audio of the correct way to pronounce escarole, prosciutto, cappacuolo, mozzerella, and broccolli rabe....and it's GRAVY, not ****ing "sauce".

    I would not sully her with the twat mist of whores. :p

    Yeah, the official color is Performance White. It's really bright. That's just bad lighting.

    He'd really be interested? Tell him to contact me.

    That actually made me LOL.

    And for the record (indulge me, I want to show her off before she's not mine anymore) if anyone doubts the validity of the horsepower claims, the dyno sheet and a video made during a photo shoot for a magazine:

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    [video=youtube;jFNgJHJKCIY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFNgJHJKCIY[/video]

    The video was done before I completely redid the front end and bought the new rims.
     
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  17. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Yes yes true ginny here, speak the ginzallino.....

    Cappacuolo-----Gabba-gaul
    Mozzerella----Moo-se-dell or della
    Escarole--Esk-da-rul
    Prosicutto---Prose-zzzzhoot

    you forgot this one too!!

    Ricotta---Rah-goth-tha

    I dont really know for sure, but I know he likes nice vehicles....
     
  18. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    The only people that call it gravy are the mouth breathing Jersey douches who think slicking their hair back and making duck face in photos is what it means to be Italian. Or in Pagan's case, descendants of them.
     
  19. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Yank, you realize these were made up words on the Sopranos, and not the way real Italians talk right? I come from a long line of degos, and I've never heard anyone say Gabba-Gaul. David Chase had a vivid imagination when it came to Italian jargon in Sopranos.
     
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  20. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    If I called my 100% real dego Aunt's sauce gravy she would probably slap me stupid.
     
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  21. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Sorry to get off topic. Sweet whip, Pagan. And that seems like a real fair price. I'd love to buy it, but with another kid on the way a friggin' mini van is more likely to be in my future...
     
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  22. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    My grandmother would blowtorch you alive and she has been dead since 1999.....
     
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  23. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    You're right and wrong.

    You're right that no self respecting Italian would say those words that way.

    You're wrong that Chase made them up. Jersey trash and faux mafia Italians talk like that and have for awhile. It sickens me.
     
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  24. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    First of all, escarole is pronounced "shka-dole." For the record, I don't pronounce those the way Finyank said.

    Second, for FinDouche, my family is Napolitano and Calabrese, and I'm only the second generation here from the boat. My grandfather owned a pizzeria and a bar in the Bronx. My mother's maiden name is Provenzano, which if you know anything about NY should tell you my credentials.

    I do chuckle at your attempts to de-Guinea me, though...and your insistence on referencing Jersey when it has nothing to do with me OR my lineage. Just because I'm more Americanized than my ancestors doesn't mean the blood isn't still there. :D

    Interesting you choose "dego" instead of "dago." Both are applicable. I always wonder if it's a regional thing as to which one is used.
     
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  25. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Only one of two possibilities then if your family calls sauce "gravy":

    1. Your family has been playing an elaborate joke on you, where they call sauce gravy in front of you, so that you would grow up thinking that's what its called and when ever you're not in the room they laugh and laugh about it.

    OR

    2. Your family is lying to you because they are ashamed they are descendants from Jersey trash. Which, if true, I don't blame them and you shouldn't either.

    There's simply no other explanation.

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    I tried to color correct your car photo for you, but for some strange reason I couldn't get that cream color cast off the image. Then again color correction was never my specialty. Its weird though, was there anything different about the camera used or anything?
     
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  26. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    guido wars 2013: this time. It's personal.
     
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  27. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Or 3, we always made it with meat...which makes it gravy, not sauce.

    Maybe Florida trailer park Wops prefer "sauce," but in the Bronx it's gravy because it always has something in it.

    And pssst...again, lose the Jersey thing. That's like me trying to goof on you for being a Carolina trailer park Wop instead of a Florida one.

    It had to have been the lighting. Here's a couple that show the white better...and the new rims better.


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  28. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Ahhhh good ole Tony Pro eh?

    yes yes I forgot about shka-dole....dont um have me um.......off'd.....
     
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  29. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    No sir. My nose has always remained clean. Not the lifestyle I ever had any interest in.
     
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  30. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    Please don't argue about gravy/sauce for 50 pages again...
     
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  31. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    I didn't wanna argue about it for ONE. Trying to sell my friggin car here, but Mr. ADHD had to derail the thread. :p
     
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  32. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    Italians have nothing better to do....
     
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  33. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    Yes they do, they have to shop for jogging suits and gold watches.
     
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  34. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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  35. aesop

    aesop Well-Known Member

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    I'll give you 15 for it.
     
  36. Tone_E

    Tone_E Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Those are passed down to us.
     
  37. dolfan32323

    dolfan32323 ty xphinfanx

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    dang that stang is a beauty! wish i had the dough to take that off your hands but alas...
     
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  38. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    As if I'd sell it to you for any price. You wouldn't have a clue what to do with a car like that, and you'd probably wrap it around a pole within a few days.
     
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  39. aesop

    aesop Well-Known Member

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    It's automatic, right?
     
  40. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    If I had the money, I'd offer you 30 for it today Pagan. As a fellow Mustang owner this hurts my balls.
     

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