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Yuck up the Marino scandal. Scandal jokes headlines and Marino Pick up lines

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Coral Reefer, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Premium Member

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    Were gonna hear a ton about this Marino "scandal" upcoming so we might as well have fun with it.

    Lets do a thread for Marino jokes, headlines and what possible pick up lines he may use when "scanning the field" for tail. :lol:

    I'll start.

    Marino still "scoring" long after NFL career over.

    Investigators say Marino "pass attempts" per bar dwarf his "pass attempts per game".

    Marino still targeting "end zones" in retirement.

    Marino flubs up fledgling mafia career by skipping directly to "get a goomah" step.
     
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  2. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Quick release.
     
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  3. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Marino is so good .......That the one and only time he wanted to throw an INT, he actually threw a TD!
     
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  4. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Premium Member

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    Marino set to be inducted into the "NuvaRing of honor".
     
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  5. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    QB Sneak

    /End thread
     
  6. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Dan was not a mobile QB in the traditional sense...he could, however, move around in the pocket with the best of them.
     
  7. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I hear pressure from his backside made him dump it early.
     
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  8. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Sometimes for a QB, coming from behind, is a bad thing.
     
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  9. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    I wonder if she fake spiked her orgasm.
     
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  10. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Its a shame Isotoner doesn't make condoms.
     
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  11. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Premium Member

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    This one is strong....
     
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  12. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Marino thought he launched a bullet to the tight end. Sadly, it got tipped down and landed in a puddle right below it.
     
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  13. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Chad Henne had it right, it's not always good to go deep, sometimes you have to check down and pull out, before the play clock expires.
     
  14. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    If having kids got you rings, Marino would be on top of Montana
     
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  15. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    When is a completion bad for an NFL QB?
     
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  16. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    She missunderstood when he told her sometimes you have to take the sack.
     
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  17. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Premium Member

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    Marino led 2 minute drill leads to "too many kids on the field" penalty.
     
  18. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Wow, even a retired Marino sees more action from a tight end.
     
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  19. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    not as strong as the finger in the chute :p
     
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  20. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Marino didn't realize that his intense, competitive and piercing blue eyes could melt condoms.
     
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  21. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    Antonio Cromartie must now throw for 5000+ yards.
     
  22. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Premium Member

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    News release:

    Marino blames Trojan for love child.
    Claims condoms are not "Dolphin safe".
     
  23. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Marino still converting New Yorkers to being Dolphins phans.
     
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  24. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    8 years later and we're now hearing about this? Must've been too much for her to swallow back then.
     
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  25. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    This is all a smoke screen let out by Don Shula who wants to draft Marino in the hall of fame golf tournament at pebble beach for September.
     
  26. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    As usual defenses can't stop Marino. They just curl up with their blanket til its over.
     
  27. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    maybe this time he'll go straight to the 2nd hole. :shifty:
     
  28. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    No wonder he knocked her up, the last time he worked with a jimmy johnson it ended his career.
     
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  29. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Premium Member

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    Marino claims its all the womans fault.

    Because she had a sun tattoo around her vagina he felt obligated to plunge his Dolphin through it.

    To be fair here, it's his fault he left the helmet off his Dolphin......
     
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  30. Dolphins1Beatles

    Dolphins1Beatles Ziggy Stardust

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    Does this mean he's won the same amount of playoff games as the Dolphins since he retired? Has to count for something, right?
     
  31. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Marino has an improved running game as he took that one up the middle for the touchdown.
    I guess Marino played in an era with spread formations after all.
    Hopefully the deep ball was all she caught.
    I wonder what Marino and the coaches thought of her receiving skills.
     
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  32. PhinsRDbest

    PhinsRDbest Transform and Transcend

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    the next dimension
    One fake spike, too many
     
  33. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    There's gotta be a Hartline going down easily joke in here somewhere.
     
  34. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Marino blames former kicker Pete Stoyanavich for love child "I just wanted to get it thru the uprights instead of coming up wide right ONE TIME!"

    oh and

    [​IMG]
     
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  35. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    I hope his wife isn't reading these.
     
  36. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Hannah Montana maybe.

















    :whistling:
     
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  37. SICK

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    Shes a dumbass if she wanted more than sex out of this, she had to know she'd never get a ring.
     
  38. Joe Robbie

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    Dan in his fired up voice: "C'mon, let's get those legs open! Get those legs open, c'mon!"
     
  39. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    For the first time in his illustrious career, Marino yelled at a slot receiver for not dropping his payload.
     
  40. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin Premium Member Luxury Box Club Member

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    Wonder if Dan's a 2 minute drill guy.
     

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