Peter Kiper @kingkiper @Browns can't even get it together to keep new GM. No one is down with the brown. Peter Kiper @kingkiper Owners go insane again, fire every GM and hire new ones. #Mayapocalypse2013. Kony-hesier2013 to follow?
Peter Kiper @kingkiper @drunkvikingOdin hired as new Vikings general manager. Match made in Valhalla, or VO mistook Minnesota for Old Milwaukee.
Peter Kiper @kingkiper Sorry to GML fans, comments about ANAL "retentive" commissioners was uncalled for. My account was hacked. htp:/tinyurl/sorry
Peter Kiper @kingkiper New Cardinals GM @GMBuckeye announcing he will cut Kolb. Looking to draft Glennon. #FearofFA
Peter Kiper @kingkiper @WienerToBrownTown will reportedly keep #Cleveland if #Cincy agree to ship off Taylor Mays.
Peter Kiper @kiperking Word on the street is the acquisition of #San Fran QB Alex Smith will be a top priority for QB hungry teams during a weak draft year. #MikeMayockTalentBoard
Peter Kiper @kingkiper @GMDieNasty reportedly looking to give CJ2K his walking papers out of Tennessee one way or another. #CJ0k
Peter Kiper @kingkiper No truth to rumor that @ARodgers12 is on the trade block. #DiscountDoubleCheck
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut #Browns picks up a new GM hours after losing their old GM and I'm here to say it's a fair trade #alwaysrightexceptformiami
Peter Kiper @kingkiper @glazeddonut, always heard you were done for with the brown. Any truth of Rams inquiring about Tannehill? #talkin'boutLauren.
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut RT I hear she can throw fairly well but has problems putting together furniture from @Ikea @kingkiper @glazeddonut, always heard you were done for with the brown. Any truth of Rams inquiring about Tannehill? #talkin'boutLauren.
Adam Mortenschefter @ESPNInsider Word is Packers new GM @therealPSG is just crazy enough to trade @ARodgers12. Stay Tuned #DiscountDoubleCheck.
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut @kingkiper plus I bet the Dolphins' GM would give me a fairer deal than a certain someone who wanted Adrian Peterson for Tannehill straight up in #FFL #truestory
Peter Kiper @kingkiper RT If it were a keeper league I bet it would have been fair @glazedface @glazedonut plus I bet the Dolphins' GM would give me a fairer deal than a certain someone who wanted Adrian Peterson for Tannehill straight up in #FFL #truestory
Peter Kiper @kingkiper @therealPSG has deal in place to send ARodgers to Jets for Sanchez and Revis!!! #DISCOUNTdoublecheck
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut Hearing new Rams GM @Silver_Hornet is shocked to discover Sam Bradford's QBR this year was 82.6 #statisticalanomoly
Vengeful Odin @drunkvikingOdin @kingkiper We're evaluating our entire team right now. Pondering our Peterson, if you will. Hiyoo!
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut new Browns GM off to rocky start. Trent Richardson was heard screaming I'm not playing for that man. #jefffishersbeardismulticolored
NinerGMLchamp @toddsationalwhatever @Lennay_Kekua Are you on the rag again? Backdoor doggy with you clothes on is becoming monotonous. #tuckedtrannies
NinerGMLchamp @toddsationalwhatever @SkinBoatToBrownTown How do you feel about a 38 year old 2nd year QB? #PlayersPlusPicksForSmith
Peter Kiper @kingkiper #Jets shopping Revis around. #NYJ continue to have no clue how to run organization.
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut RT @sj39 I haven't made up my mind on whether to stay with the Rams and get paid a large amount of money or become a free agent and make perhaps a lesser amount. Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut we hear that @sj39 wants to finish his career a Ram. AMEN!
ROONEY RULE FORCING SECOND COACHING CAROUSEL GML Offices, New York (GML-AP) – In another strange turn of events the General Managers of every GML team is looking at their coaching situation. Much like the infamous tuck rule, there seems to be a hidden and unenforced bylaw in the Rooney rule that has made all recent hirings unofficial. Meaning that teams like the Buffalo Bills, Philadelphia Eagles and Cleveland Browns who have just hired their coaches will not be on the hook monetarily. "You can say there's some buyers remorse", an unidentified GM indicated during a recent interview. A new coaching carousel could come as early as the Monday after the Superbowl. "Look, no Asian coaches, no Latino coaches and definitely no African-American coaches were hired so instead of dealing with any vocal rights groups, we're taking a step back and making things right" the same GM said ending the conference call.
@therealPSG I can assure you - and the 3 GM's who have already contacted me - that Aaron Rodgers isn't going anywhere. Unless you are willing to pay the football equivalent of your left nut. #DiscountDoubleCheck