2012 ARMCHAIR GMS DYNASTY LEAGUE Divisions (2 divisions, 6 teams per, division winners get top seeding) Tradeable draft picks Injured reserve to stash players Dynasty league format Co-managers Rosters will have the following composition: 1 QB 2 WR 2 RB 1 TE 1 RB/WR/TE flex 1 DST 1 PK 7 Bench 2 Injured Reserve 16 total roster spots (+2 IR spots) Scoring will operate as follows: 6 points: all touchdowns (passing, receiving, rushing, KR/PR, offensive fumble return, etc) 3 points: all field goals 2 points: 2 point conversion 1 point: 25 passing yards 1 point: 10 rushing yards 1 point: 1 reception (PPR) 1 point: 10 receiving yards 1 point: successful point after attempt -2 points: interceptions -2 points: fumbles lost DST scoring will operate as follows: 10 points: DST allows 0 points 7 points: DST allows 1-13 points 4 points: DST allows 14-27 points 1 point: DST allows 28-35 points 0 points: DST allows 35+ points 2 points: INT, fumble recovery, safety, blocked kick 1 point: sack Trades and waivers take one day to clear. The trade deadline is Thanksgiving. There are six playoff seeds, with the top two seeds (division winners) earning byes in the week 14 Wild Card match ups. 2012 ROOKIES DRAFT ORDER Round One 1. 2k5 (2k5) - TRENT RICHARDSON - RB (CLE) 2. Aqua's Aerial Attack (Aqua4Ever04) - ANDREW LUCK - QB (IND) 3. Slayer B's Champs (DrAstroZoom's Wife) - BRANDON WEEDEN - QB (CLE) 4. Still Hope For Luck? (BuckeyeKing) - DOUG MARTIN - RB (TB) 5. Astro's Zooms (DrAstroZoom) - ROBERT GRIFFIN III - QB (WAS) 6. Big's Badasses (Big E) - JUSTIN BLACKMON - WR (JAX) 7. Mallett's 8 Ball (SICK) - MICHAEL FLOYD - WR (ARZ) 8. Tebowing My Face (SICK's Wife) - DAVID WILSON - RB (NYG) 9. Forsett In Her Butt (UCFinFan86) - RONNIE HILLMAN - RB (DEN) 10. Its 420 Somewhere (Trowa) - ISAIAH PEAD - RB (STL) 11. Blount Force Trauma (Boik/PTG) - ALSHON JEFFREY - WR (CHI) 12. Nothing But The Bess (GIK34) - RYAN TANNEHILL - QB (MIA) Round Two 13. 2k5 - KENDALL WRIGHT - WR (TEN) 14. Aqua's Aerial Attack - MOHAMMED SANU - WR (CIN) 15. Still Hope For Luck? - RUEBEN RANDLE - WR (NYG) 16. Slayer B's Champs - BRIAN QUICK - WR (STL) 17. Astro's Zooms - LAMICHAEL JAMES - RB (SF) 18. 2k5 (from Big's Badasses via Hillis trade) - COBY FLEENER - TE (IND) 19. Mallett's 8 Ball - LAMAR MILLER - RB (MIA) 20. Tebowing My Face - CHRIS RAINEY - RB (PIT) 21. Astro's Zooms (from Forsett In Her Butt via Newton/Peterson trade) - STEPHEN HILL - WR (NYJ) 22. Astro's Zooms (from Its 420 Somewhere via Lynch/Dalton trade) - ROBERT TURBIN - RB (SEA) 23. Blount Force Trauma - JOSH GORDON - WR (CLE) 24. Nothing But The Bess - AJ JENKINS - WR (SF) Round Three 25. Big's Badasses (from 2k5 via Hillis trade) - DWAYNE ALLEN - TE (IND) 26. Aqua's Aerial Attack - MICHAEL EGNEW - TE (MIA) 27. Slayer B's Champs - ORSON CHARLES - TE (ATL) 28. Still Hope For Luck? - BERNARD PIERCE - RB (BAL) 29. Astro's Zooms - BROCK OSWEILER - QB (DEN) 30. Big's Badasses - DEVIER POSEY - WR (HOU) 31. Mallett's 8 Ball - TRAVIS BENJAMIN - WR (CLE) 32. Tebowing My Face - TOMMY STREETER - WR (BAL) 33. Forsett In Her Butt - RYAN BROYLES - WR (DET) 34. Its 420 Somewhere - NICK TOON - WR (NO) 35. Blount Force Trauma - VICK BALLARD - RB (IND) 36. Nothing But The Bess - TJ GRAHAM - WR (BUF) TEAM BREAKDOWNS TEBOWING MY FACE GM: SICK's wife ROSTER 19/19: QB Tony Romo QB Jay Cutler RB Arian Foster RB DeMarco Murray RB Knowshon Moreno RB Ben Tate RB Mikel LeShoure RB David Wilson (R) RB Chris Rainey (R) WR Vincent Jackson WR Miles Austin WR Santonio Holmes WR Deion Branch WR Jonathan Baldwin WR Tommy Streeter (R) TE Kellen Winslow TE Brent Celek PK Stephen Gostkowski TD Houston NOTHING BUT THE BESS GM: GridIronKing34 ROSTER 19/19: QB Matthew Stafford QB Sam Bradford QB Chad Henne QB Ryan Tannehill (R) RB Maurice Jones-Drew RB Darren McFadden RB James Starks RB Kevin Smith WR Mike Wallace WR Dwayne Bowe WR Victor Cruz WR Stevie Johnson WR Santana Moss WR AJ Jenkins (R) WR TJ Graham (R) TE Jason Witten TE Jermaine Gresham PK Sebastian Janikowski TD New York Jets BLOUNT FORCE TRAUMA GM: PeaTearGriffin/Boik14 ROSTER 19/19: QB Eli Manning QB Christian Ponder RB Ray Rice RB Steven Jackson RB Reggie Bush RB Vick Ballard (R) WR Hakeem Nicks WR Greg Jennings WR Laurent Robinson WR Mario Manningham WR Darrius Heyward-Bey WR Greg Little WR Titus Young WR Alshon Jeffrey (R) WR Josh Gordon (R) TE Owen Daniels TE Jared Cook PK Pittburgh PK Chicago FORSETT IN HER BUTT GM: UCFinFan86 ROSTER 19/19: QB Aaron Rodgers RB Adrian Peterson RB LeGarrette Blount RB Willis McGahee RB Daniel Thomas RB Jahvid Best RB Jackie Battle RB Lance Ball RB Ronnie Hillman (R) WR Roddy White WR Julio Jones WR Antonio Brown WR Kenny Britt WR Ryan Broyles (R) TE Jake Ballard TE Dustin Keller PK Billy Cundiff TD New York Giants TD Buffalo Bills ASTRO'S ZOOMS GM: DrAstroZoom ROSTER 19/19: QB Cam Newton QB Ben Roethlisberger QB Robert Griffin III (R) QB Brock Osweiler (R) RB Marshawn Lynch RB Roy Helu RB Felix Jones RB Brandon Jacobs RB Robert Turbin (R) WR Andre Johnson WR Wes Welker WR Lance Moore WR Kevin Walter WR Stephen Hill (R) TE Fred Davis TE Jermichael Finley TE Marcedes Lewis PK John Kasey TD Baltimore IT'S 420 SOMEWHERE GM: Trowa ROSTER 19/19: QB Andy Dalton QB Matt Schaub QB Mark Sanchez RB Ahmad Bradshaw RB Beanie Wells RB Jonathan Stewart RB CJ Spiller RB Ryan Williams RB Isaiah Pead (R) RB LaMichael James (R) WR Calvin Johnson WR DeSean Jackson WR Eric Decker WR Braylon Edwards WR Nick Toon (R) TE Rob Gronkowski TE Greg Olsen PK Dan Bailey TD Cincinnati 2K5 GM: 2k5 ROSTER 19/19: QB Josh Freeman QB Peyton Manning QB Carson Palmer RB LeSean McCoy RB Jamaal Charles RB Delone Carter RB LaDainian Tomlinson RB Trent Richardson (R) WR Larry Fitzgerald WR AJ Green WR Dez Bryant WR Torrey Smith WR Davone Bess WR Kendall Wright (R) TE Vernon Davis TE Lance Kendricks TE Coby Fleener (R) PK Josh Brown TD Detroit SLAYER B'S CHAMPS GM: DrAstroZoom's wife ROSTER 19/19: QB Mike Vick QB Rex Grossman QB Brandon Weeden (R) RB Fred Jackson RB Shonn Greene RB Joseph Addai RB Thomas Jones WR Brandon Lloyd WR Reggie Wayne WR Jacoby Jones WR Johnny Knox WR Denarius Moore WR Brian Quick (R) TE Tony Gonzalez TE Dallas Clark TE Orson Charles (R) PK Neil Rackers TD San Francisco TD Kansas City MALLETT'S 8BALL GM: SICK ROSTER 19/19: QB Drew Brees RB Matt Forte RB DeAngelo Williams RB Pierre Thomas RB Tim Hightower RB Lamar Miller (R) WR Steve Smith (CAR) WR Anquan Boldin WR Early Doucet WR Nate Washington WR Devin Hester WR Jacoby Ford WR Robert Meachem WR Michael Floyd (R) WR Travis Benjamin (R) TE Jimmy Graham TE Visanthe Shiancoe PK Mason Crosby TD Green Bay STILL HOPE FOR LUCK? GM: BuckeyeKing ROSTER 19/19: QB Matt Ryan QB Joe Flacco RB Rashard Mendenhall RB Kendall Hunter RB Mark Ingram RB Mike Tolbert RB Toby Gerhart RB Doug Martin (R) RB Bernard Pierce (R) WR Percy Harvin WR Jeremy Maclin WR Michael Crabtree WR Nate Burleson WR Rueben Randle (R) TE Aaron Hernandez TE Ed Dickson PK David Akers TD Philadelphia TD Tennessee AQUA'S AERIAL ATTACK GM: Aqua4Ever04 ROSTER 19/19: QB Philip Rivers QB Alex Smith QB Andrew Luck (R) RB Michael Turner RB Ryan Mathews RB Darren Sproles RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB Stevan Ridley WR Brandon Marshall WR Jordy Nelson WR Sidney Rice WR Mike Williams (TB) WR Pierre Garcon WR Mohamed Sanu (R) TE Brandon Pettigrew TE Heath Miller TE Michael Egnew (R) PK Robbie Gould TD Miami BIG'S BADASSES GM: Big E ROSTER 19/19: QB Tom Brady QB TJ Yates RB Chris Johnson RB Frank Gore RB Michael Bush RB LaRod Stephens-Howling RB Ryan Grant RB Peyton Hillis WR Marques Colston WR Malcom Floyd WR Steve Breaston WR Justin Blackmon (R) WR DeVier Posey (R) TE Antonio Gates TE Benjamin Watson TE Dwayne Allen (R) PK Nick Novak PK Lawrence Tynes TD San Diego If you have any roster disputes, please let me know and I'll try to get to the bottom of it. The draft thread will be created this weekend and will start by Monday. After the draft is complete, I will give everyone a week (pending how close we are to the NFL season) to make their final roster cuts to get them down to 16 players. Most of you will be at 20-21 players after the draft with a few being over/under that number. This post will be updated with draft selection made, roster moves, etc throughout the offseason.
This. Damn, I'm annoyed that I can't even participate in my own league this year. But it's in good hands.
That's great that this forum features a couple's league, be it husband-wife or boyfriend-significant other.
rumor has it that Sandusky coaches there, asked Big E to drop his pants, and then let him go saying hes no longer in to kids.
Nah that's for the keeper deadline Yahoo! has set. Because I will be entering rosters manually; it doesn't really matter. EDIT: I know you texted me about it but I figured if anyone else was wondering I'd just answer here also.
..... or the other way to look at it is two lady parts one day/.... but to each his own, right. As long as you and Buckeye have an understanding, I'm not one to judge.
I appreciate you guys allowing an outsider to randomly roast ya'll in good fun while football season is still in sorta down mode. I dont know who DrAstroZoom is, but he sounds very fast. I gathered some info on Sick from his entertaining thread in the main forum; apparently his wife wears the pants in the family. Boik14 is a moderator, so I don't want to test him, especially since he likes abusing his power to make me feel bad. BigE sounds like he's successfully battling bulimia; good job, Big. Your league looks fun BTW. Can I join next year even if I'm not married nor have a male significant other..... or maybe fill in should someone pass from the Aids?
I think theres an actual waiting list for this league. Ive been waiting for my own team since last year and not even sure where that stands. You can however join the other league I created for this forum. On a different note I dont abuse my power and I never knowingly made you feel bad....If I had I wish you would have let me know..... So I could point and laugh. See, I got jokes too #ModWithASenseOfHumor