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Funniest thing I ever read!

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by jsizzle, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. jsizzle

    jsizzle Banned

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  2. PhinishLine

    PhinishLine Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I just read this a few minutes ago! I couldn't even bring myself to even justify it with a response or a comment. Statement is laughable at best.
     
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  3. cdz12250

    cdz12250 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    He's going to teach Tebow to drop-kick field goals.
     
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  4. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    I read that post sometime yesterday while sipping on a cup of coffee. I was not able to respond because I spent most of the rest of the day cleaning up my monitor and keyboard, and throwing out some paperwork which was drenched.
     
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  5. UCF FINatic

    UCF FINatic The Miami Dolphins select

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    I wonder if they are referring to his field goal obsession. That seemed to be pretty creative... I don't know many coaches that are more excited about FGs than TDs.
     
  6. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Suddenly in NJ he's a mastermind. Ok.
     
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  7. Onehondo

    Onehondo Senior Member Club Member

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    Are we talking about the same Sparano or did Rex hire Soprano?
    New York better be ready to incorporate the Fist Pump into their fan site.
     
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  8. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Agree that it's a complete joke that Sparano is being called creative offensively.

    But I have to point something out. Some of you, even some of you in this very thread who are having a good laugh, less than 1 year ago defended Tony Sparano as passionately as some of you defend Jeff Ireland today. Shocking how quickly opinions change once these folks are no longer Miami Dolphins. Kind of proves there's a lack of objectivity.
     
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  9. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    :evillaugh:
     
  10. jsizzle

    jsizzle Banned

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    Not me brother, so I can LOL at him all day!
     
  11. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    I know. I don't want to single anyone out. But you get my point. We tend to defend Miami Dolphins whether they deserve it or not. Once they're gone, the kid gloves come off so to speak. I think it's good case study to apply Sparano as a reference point to Jeff Ireland.
     
  12. smahtaz

    smahtaz Pimpin Ain't Easy

    You may find that funny now.

    What if it turn out to be true?
     
  13. jsizzle

    jsizzle Banned

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    As soon as he was hired I immediately figured he was just a Parcells puppet. And boy he proved me right!
     
  14. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    Nope, I wanted him gone as soon as we went 7-9 for the second straight year.
     
  15. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Hey the smartest guy in the state....err uhhh room can still be an idiot, just not by comparison.
     
  16. dolphan197

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    If you can't beat him, hire him :pointlol:
     
  17. Ozzy

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    I lost it for Sparano long ago but you're talking about two different animals here. He was never the OC here and the offenses he allowed were never anything special.
     
  18. ToddsPhins

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    a horse walked into a bar and the bartender said, "congratulations on the signing mr elway"




















    :shifty:
     
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    bet you thought I was gonna say, "why the long face?"
     
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  20. ToddsPhins

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    Ozzy walks into a depressed English pub after a Fins win and the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve gay people". :shifty:
     
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    Really I thought he said "Hows it going Todd?" :lol:
     
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  22. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    If he was a Dolphin id still try and support him BUT he's NOT.

    I just hope Tebow don't make him look good now.
     
  23. Ozzy

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    So I call Todd on the phone and tell him we will have to meet elsewhere because they do not serve his kind........






























    :)
     
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