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    Default Funniest thing I ever read!

    Sparano's creative offensive mind????

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...omment-1682289

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    I just read this a few minutes ago! I couldn't even bring myself to even justify it with a response or a comment. Statement is laughable at best.
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    He's going to teach Tebow to drop-kick field goals.

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    I read that post sometime yesterday while sipping on a cup of coffee. I was not able to respond because I spent most of the rest of the day cleaning up my monitor and keyboard, and throwing out some paperwork which was drenched.



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    I wonder if they are referring to his field goal obsession. That seemed to be pretty creative... I don't know many coaches that are more excited about FGs than TDs.
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    Suddenly in NJ he's a mastermind. Ok.

    "Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.

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    Are we talking about the same Sparano or did Rex hire Soprano?
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    Agree that it's a complete joke that Sparano is being called creative offensively.

    But I have to point something out. Some of you, even some of you in this very thread who are having a good laugh, less than 1 year ago defended Tony Sparano as passionately as some of you defend Jeff Ireland today. Shocking how quickly opinions change once these folks are no longer Miami Dolphins. Kind of proves there's a lack of objectivity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonstBlitz View Post
    Agree that it's a complete joke that Sparano is being called creative offensively.

    But I have to point something out. Some of you, even some of you in this very thread who are having a good laugh, less than 1 year ago defended Tony Sparano as passionately as some of you defend Jeff Ireland today. Shocking how quickly opinions change once these folks are no longer Miami Dolphins. Kind of proves there's a lack of objectivity.
    Not me brother, so I can LOL at him all day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsizzle View Post
    Not me brother, so I can LOL at him all day!
    I know. I don't want to single anyone out. But you get my point. We tend to defend Miami Dolphins whether they deserve it or not. Once they're gone, the kid gloves come off so to speak. I think it's good case study to apply Sparano as a reference point to Jeff Ireland.

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    You may find that funny now.

    What if it turn out to be true?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MonstBlitz View Post
    I know. I don't want to single anyone out. But you get my point. We tend to defend Miami Dolphins whether they deserve it or not. Once they're gone, the kid gloves come off so to speak. I think it's good case study to apply Sparano as a reference point to Jeff Ireland.
    As soon as he was hired I immediately figured he was just a Parcells puppet. And boy he proved me right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonstBlitz View Post
    Agree that it's a complete joke that Sparano is being called creative offensively.

    But I have to point something out. Some of you, even some of you in this very thread who are having a good laugh, less than 1 year ago defended Tony Sparano as passionately as some of you defend Jeff Ireland today. Shocking how quickly opinions change once these folks are no longer Miami Dolphins. Kind of proves there's a lack of objectivity.
    Nope, I wanted him gone as soon as we went 7-9 for the second straight year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lmeister3 View Post
    Suddenly in NJ he's a mastermind. Ok.
    Hey the smartest guy in the state....err uhhh room can still be an idiot, just not by comparison.
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    If you can't beat him, hire him

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonstBlitz View Post
    Agree that it's a complete joke that Sparano is being called creative offensively.

    But I have to point something out. Some of you, even some of you in this very thread who are having a good laugh, less than 1 year ago defended Tony Sparano as passionately as some of you defend Jeff Ireland today. Shocking how quickly opinions change once these folks are no longer Miami Dolphins. Kind of proves there's a lack of objectivity.
    I lost it for Sparano long ago but you're talking about two different animals here. He was never the OC here and the offenses he allowed were never anything special.
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    bet you thought I was gonna say, "why the long face?"

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