I can't believe people still think Pandarilla is being serious.
The species: Boshosaurus rex (rex meaning "king" in Latin). The B. rex lived throughout what is now western North America, which then was an island continent named Laramidia. In the year 1984 scientists were able to use the DNA of the B.Rex to create a human dinosaur hybrid. He would be named Christopher Wesson Bosh. .
What I'm about to say is going to cause problems and get me into trouble.
I don't like Tebow fans.
I don't like that white Christians have ordained him as the savior or as proof their religion is right. They act as if his success is proof positive their view of god is correct. I don't like the fact he is some symbol for piety even though all he does is play a violent game for a living. I don't like the fact that people who didn't give two ****s about football started watching it because the great Christian warrior is winning when everyone said he couldn't.
And he's a virgin.
Before I get blasted, I want you to know that many people in my family are Tebow fans, including my mother. She hated football, until Tebow.
The Awesome Tree is as follows (and is inarguable):
The Shat > Jack Palance > Samuel L. Jackson > Art Donovan > Bruce Campbell > Snoop Dog > Elvis > Chuck Norris > The Hoff