I thought that was Killer over Pads lap?
Sorry Pads, I know you can do better.
Max, I'll see you again somedayPudy, Be in PeaceI love you both
22 seconds left in a tie game, dolphins ball at our own 25. First we run it with reggie bush up the middle to make them think we are going to overtime, we then line up in the same formation and pull a play action with 2 receivers streaking. Brandon down the left and Hartline down the right, Marshall fakes like he catches it and Hartline instead catches the ball. With no time left on the clock he is white boy sprinting to the end zone.... then BAM! Trips on his own feet, fumbles out of bounds at the 1 yard line, and we lose on a kick return in overtime. Yup that's just how our luck is going right now -_-
Thanks Ad nice nice job stepping up and taking one for the team. I hope you have to keep doing them.
So now that sections dead, padre is back in adult daycare center or as I like to call it "County Prison", and seth daddy was sent back to warioland or wherever the hell guidos come from, I think our bad karma is finally washed way. Heres to a victory, or if not a hell of a good time burning adam inside a giant wicker man statue.
thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.
A reverse curse might be what we need.
Adam is so cursed that this just might work.
Oh..and Adam...you were the one that brought Lebron James into that thread. Let's get the facts straight. You were the mush.
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"Being a part of success is more important than being personally indispensable. .''...- Pat Riley
Game on the line, after Chad Henne has had a decent game throwing 26-39 260 yards, 2 TDs and 1 fumble (after a 40 yard rush), Henne leads our offense on the field, down 4, with 2:30 to go. Dolphin fans across the world, bite their nails to nubs, blood streaming down our knuckles, as we anticipate yet another Henne Let Down.
But ALAS! Henne completes 3 passes in a row, 1 to Fasano down the seam, good touch, 25 yard gain. Henne hit Bess on an out route, 12 yard gain, Hits Marshall on a post, 28 yard gain! Ok! Here we go guys! Down to this. 1:30 left, after 2 short yard run plays, down at the 10 yard line, 3rd down, Henne stuns us all!!!! Its the fake spike!!!!! He throws it up!!!
Its a tight spiral!
The laces are spinning at a speed that could literally stop time if scientists had the opportunity to study the velocity!
Marshall, with one on one coverage, leaps, arms extended, defender drapped on his jersey, Bess is watching! Bush is watching! Sparano is cocking his fist, Hartline talking to a whore adding her to his facebook from his IPhone, Marshall looks like he's going to get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! ITS SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
OMFG I HAVE BITEN MY ****ING HAND OFF TO MY WRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Heres the climax...........
Marshall drops the ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 San Diego is going crazy! Henne is ****ting in his hands and throwing it in the air like a Silver Back Gorilla! Hartline is now tea-bagging the whore, Bess is catching passes off a jugs machine, Reggie Bush is eating pizza hut meat-lovers pizza, and Karlos Dansby (with the help from Jason Taylor) lift Sparano up, and carry him off the field, through the tunnel, fist pumping to jesus, stephen ross, and fergie.....as the sun is setting on his sun glass, wind-breaker, fist pumping head coaching career. Ireland calls Brian Hartlines agent to let him know his clients been cut, because his girlfriend is a whore. And we get ready for the bye week with our new head coach......
come at me bro!!!!!!!!
My take on the game: Robbinsville Rockets 3 Manalapin 1. Yep 12yo girls soccer with the daughter. More exciting and a better use of time this season to date.
Coming apart at the seams or proving the doubters wrong? Your 2013 Miami Dolphins.
"It's a bunch of drunk, mid-30s type of crowd who are very well-educated," Evans said. "Much more vocal. A little bit more crazy. It's a little nastier playing down there, to be honest."
--Sounders Midfielder Brad Evans on Portland vs Seattle Fans--
Sorry adam...I can't get excited over a team whose MVP is the damn punter.