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Official Dolphins vs Chargers game day thread

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by adamprez2003, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    OFFICIAL SAN DIEGO CHARGERS vs MIAMI DOLPHINS GAME DAY THREAD

    Game time: Who cares?
    Location: Does it ****ing matter?
    Interesting facts: **** you if you think I'm wasting my time trying to find any


    Enough of this feeling sorry for ourselves ****. It's time to win a ballgame and get back some pride. We always suck at the beginning of the year. It's what we do, it's who we are. But then comes the back against the wall game and we pull ourselves out of it. Week 4 will be that game.

    Rather than wallow in our putridness and write endless posts about which player or coach or GM is to blame it's time we face the inevitable truth. We lost because of the people who have been starting these gameday threads.

    Week 1 we went with Padre. Nice guy, gave a good effort but the game has passed him by. We had to move him out. At least he's enjoying his retirement days

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    Next up was Sethdaddy. Facing the Texans was a suicide mission given our history but Seth promised us that he could bring us victory. Sadly his mission ended abruptly before he could find his target

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    then there was section. section made the fatal flaw of defending Lebron James and bringing his 4th quarter meltdown curse onto our beloved Dolphins ensuring a defeat. We have dealt with Section's crime against Dolphins Nation

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    So now that we have a new regime in place to take control of the game day threads, I expect only one thing.................VICTORY!

    How will I do this? First I will inspire

    [video=youtube;q7vtWB4owdE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vtWB4owdE[/video]

    Then I will bribe

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    then i will deal with all the naysayers

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    Victory is ours
     
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  2. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Tie game, 10 seconds left, Dolphins with the ball on their own 20 yard line. Chad Henne QB draw for an 80 yard TD. Dolphins win!

    SUCK IT HATERS!
     
  3. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    its like you can read my mind
     
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  4. Ophinerated

    Ophinerated Preposterous!

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    If there is one thing I do love about all our official game day threads, they all entertain the hell out of me!

    It's great to be on a board with so many witty guys that love a damn good bit of levity!
     
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  5. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    You forgot to mention the sprinklers......


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  6. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Bro, like. Bro.
     
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  7. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    I still see he volunteers as a crossing guard every now and again at the "UNIVERSITY" (cough, cough):
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  8. Starry31

    Starry31 Phins and Heels.

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    I had forgot about that gameday thread and then us failing in a critical moment.

    Don't worry guys, this week I'm picking against the Dolphins in Pigskin Pick 'Em for the first time. Definitely not losing now.
     
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  9. AdamC13

    AdamC13 Well-Known Member

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    adamprez if I could give you 2 Fist Pumps I would...somehow that just doesn't sound right.

    With a game day thread like this the Dolphins couldn't possibly lose. I feel so inspired I predict a 56-3 victory over the bolts.
     
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  10. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    hard to say what Padre is doing nowadays. He's an enigma wrapped within a riddle inside a mystery
     
  11. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    i would take two fist pumps from the girl in your avatar.
     
  12. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    1. you could never talk a girl into wearing heels and hose where they could get ruined.

    2. since deposed from Gameday Thread duties, I've taken up Haiku writing, pottery, and medievil rapier dueling.
     
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  13. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    you're the 23rd?
     
  14. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    I'm calling dibs on the Jets game thread if we lose Sunday. Who better than a Jets hater from Jersey?
     
  15. Ophinerated

    Ophinerated Preposterous!

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    Damn it... I was actually in the midst of posting something similar and then the ToS entered the back of my mind... and I chickened out. :lol:
     
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  16. Ophinerated

    Ophinerated Preposterous!

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    I'll take the bye week... I should be good for no loss there... then again...
     
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  17. dolfan22

    dolfan22 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    1. you could never talk a girl into wearing heels and hose where they could get ruined.

    Really?

    Why do you say that? ;) http://www.thephins.com/forums/album.php?albumid=119&attachmentid=1276
     
  18. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    i stiff arm your doubts [​IMG]
     
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  19. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    we can have no fear in this thread
     
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  20. CaribPhin

    CaribPhin Guest

    We are a cannibalistic society. If you fail Adam, it's because you're too old. I'm behind you at all times. Waiting for you to slip.

    You too Rocky.
     
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  21. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    I have no doubts. I'm always a believer. But we have to be prepared.
     
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  22. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    I thought that was Killer over Pads lap?

    Sorry Pads, I know you can do better.
     
  23. maddenking1234

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    22 seconds left in a tie game, dolphins ball at our own 25. First we run it with reggie bush up the middle to make them think we are going to overtime, we then line up in the same formation and pull a play action with 2 receivers streaking. Brandon down the left and Hartline down the right, Marshall fakes like he catches it and Hartline instead catches the ball. With no time left on the clock he is white boy sprinting to the end zone.... then BAM! Trips on his own feet, fumbles out of bounds at the 1 yard line, and we lose on a kick return in overtime. Yup that's just how our luck is going right now -_-
     
  24. xphinfanx

    xphinfanx Stay strong my friends.

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    Thanks Ad nice nice job stepping up and taking one for the team. I hope you have to keep doing them.
     
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  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    So now that sections dead, padre is back in adult daycare center or as I like to call it "County Prison", and seth daddy was sent back to warioland or wherever the hell guidos come from, I think our bad karma is finally washed way. Heres to a victory, or if not a hell of a good time burning adam inside a giant wicker man statue.
     
  26. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Levity, yes.
    Witty, not so much.
     
  27. DeDolfan

    DeDolfan Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I know it doesn't take much to confuse me but shouldn't a game day thread at least be on game day??? :tongue2:
     
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  28. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    You're 15k posts tell me your new here, so let me explain it to you.
    Much like our offense we have no concept of time. *Calls time out*
     
  29. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    A reverse curse might be what we need.

    Adam is so cursed that this just might work.

    Oh..and Adam...you were the one that brought Lebron James into that thread. Let's get the facts straight. You were the mush.
     
  30. BicketyBam

    BicketyBam No Fist Pumps Allowed

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    You need DR to show, talking smack about the Phins and how great the Jets are. That should be enough to get Miami an upset win.

    -Ed-
    sent from my EVO 3D
     
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  31. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    FORKNG CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! Post of the YEAR!!!!!!!!!! :UP:
     
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  32. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Prediction:

    Game on the line, after Chad Henne has had a decent game throwing 26-39 260 yards, 2 TDs and 1 fumble (after a 40 yard rush), Henne leads our offense on the field, down 4, with 2:30 to go. Dolphin fans across the world, bite their nails to nubs, blood streaming down our knuckles, as we anticipate yet another Henne Let Down.

    But ALAS! Henne completes 3 passes in a row, 1 to Fasano down the seam, good touch, 25 yard gain. Henne hit Bess on an out route, 12 yard gain, Hits Marshall on a post, 28 yard gain! Ok! Here we go guys! Down to this. 1:30 left, after 2 short yard run plays, down at the 10 yard line, 3rd down, Henne stuns us all!!!! Its the fake spike!!!!! He throws it up!!!

    Its a tight spiral!

    The laces are spinning at a speed that could literally stop time if scientists had the opportunity to study the velocity!

    Marshall, with one on one coverage, leaps, arms extended, defender drapped on his jersey, Bess is watching! Bush is watching! Sparano is cocking his fist, Hartline talking to a whore adding her to his facebook from his IPhone, Marshall looks like he's going to get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! ITS SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

    OMFG I HAVE BITEN MY ****ING HAND OFF TO MY WRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    Heres the climax...........

    Marshall drops the ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 San Diego is going crazy! Henne is ****ting in his hands and throwing it in the air like a Silver Back Gorilla! Hartline is now tea-bagging the whore, Bess is catching passes off a jugs machine, Reggie Bush is eating pizza hut meat-lovers pizza, and Karlos Dansby (with the help from Jason Taylor) lift Sparano up, and carry him off the field, through the tunnel, fist pumping to jesus, stephen ross, and fergie.....as the sun is setting on his sun glass, wind-breaker, fist pumping head coaching career. Ireland calls Brian Hartlines agent to let him know his clients been cut, because his girlfriend is a whore. And we get ready for the bye week with our new head coach......

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    come at me bro!!!!!!!!
     
  33. GreysonWinfield

    GreysonWinfield Release The Hounds

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    My take on the game: Robbinsville Rockets 3 Manalapin 1. Yep 12yo girls soccer with the daughter. More exciting and a better use of time this season to date.
     
  34. MikeHoncho

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    Would you say that it has been your life-long dream to become a rapierist?
     
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  35. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    *Masterbates Vigoriously*
     
  36. Two Tacos

    Two Tacos Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Burn the witch!!!

    Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk
     
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  37. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    I have hired R Lee Ermey to motivate you Private Pile

    [video=youtube;2m_1hglRkPk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m_1hglRkPk&feature=related[/video]
     
  38. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    couldnt you wait until after the game before you brought the wickerman?

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  39. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    [video=youtube;e9mf3Bypyk8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mf3Bypyk8[/video]
     
  40. Ludacris

    Ludacris Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Sorry adam...I can't get excited over a team whose MVP is the damn punter.
     

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