** Official Dolphins vs Bucs Preseason Thread **

It's soooooooooo early for this thread.

 

Man I saw the thread and thought it was Saturday already. Major let down

 

One of my better friends is a huge Bucs fan and is so damn annoying!!!! I never give a **** about preseason games but I hope we man handle them and punch them in the mouth in a route.

 

Did you forget which day it was when you woke up?

 

Being drunk all the time does that to you.

 

I heard they moved the game up a day because of the hurricane.....

LOL

 

Irene is already past south Florida...

 

Yeah, now she's doing Dallas.............

 

I need to get laid...... I wish Irene was doing me.

 

Tried to work in a "*** on Irene" pun, just too lazy at the moment...

 

I hear she's really good at blowing people...Redemption is sweet.

 

Isnt it "Eileen" ?

 

Yep the girl who had one leg that was longer than the other.

 

Really? We start our game threads a day and a half early?

 

We're hardcore. What of it?

 

Really....you post in them....to keep them at the top of the "new post" section?

 

Not if you're Asian...

 

Is this the next just to talk thread?

 

Thought about it, bit of a reach though...Kinda of long way to go just to mock Padre. If Killer made the initial post, I'd probably start a playoff thread, go figure.

 

So, the thread is a day early, the game was moved to tonight, Tampa moved to South Florida, Irene blows, and Killer needs to get laid (Hey, my name is Killer, wanna get drunk and screw?). Glad to see I am not the only one having a VERY HAPPY HOUR. LOL

 

I'm imagining a clown horn going off immediately after Killer drops his line...

 

I was thinking more of a "No Way Bozo" reply. JK Killer. LOL.

 

Just because I'm a Killer Clown doesn't mean I'm not a Lover Clown.
Besides there are some really hot female clowns out there who love to blow my horn....

 

No one under 40 should use the word "screw". Just sayin.

 

I bet this isnt the first time Padre got something done early, Ifyoucatchmydrift.

 

Well, a Padre is a Spanish Catholic priest, and what kinds of things do Catholic priests like to get done early?

 

I'm interested to see how this thread will ever rebound from pedophilia jokes back to normal gameday thread topics..
Where do you go from here? Bestiality?

 

I didn't know, is that what Catholic priests like to get done early? I was thinking more something like putting fresh communion water, and replenishing those tasty little wafers...maybe listen to come confessions. But, you are saying they sit around and tell each other pedo jokes?

 

Those 300 pound female clowns, who sweat a lot because of their weight and clown costumes, does not make them really hot.

 

5-8 last year doing these. I'm telling you...if we start out 0-3, I want Padre banned !!!

 

Does anyone know the blackout rules for preseason? I heard tonights game will be blacked out. Will there be a replay on the local station or do I have to see it on nfl network?

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GM, There's a guy who plays that frakin song each an every Fri Happy Hour. What's worse is he sings along with it (very loudly), and it takes a day to get the "tune" out of my head. I've offered the owner money to take it off the juke box but he refused.

 

As far as I know, there is not one. Last weeks game was televised when players came close to outnumbering fans.

 

tampa has been bad recently with blackouts. i'd be pissed if i were a bucs fan

as i look at my directv guide, the pats vs lions are listed at 730. theres a blank block at 1130. could be it