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Top 50 Dolphin Quotes Of All Time

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Southbeach, Aug 4, 2011.

  1. Southbeach

    Southbeach Banned

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  2. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Davie

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  3. Larryfinfan

    Larryfinfan 17-0...Priceless Club Member

    Wow, the Bum Phillips (#32) quote deserved to be top 5 at least... I mean it epitomizes Coach Shula's career...
     
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  4. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    If people don't think the dolphins can win the super bowl, then **** them -- channing crowder
     
  5. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    I bet his opinion has changed now......just a guess...
     
  6. brandon27

    brandon27 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    :lol:
     
  7. Southbeach

    Southbeach Banned

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    10. "We all figured we had it made -- that these tall, beautiful women were going home with us. Then, all of a sudden, one of the fellows stood up, pointed at one of them and yelled, 'She's got a Johnson!' After that, we pretty much tore the place up. The cops were called, and it was a big incident. Apparently the club had signed up a bunch of female impersonators to work the room, but hey, it was 1972. None of us knew what a drag queen was." - Larry Csonka on a party in New Orleans in the days before Super Bowl VI

    LOL
     
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  8. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    number 3 is the winner for me
     
  9. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent Fighter of the Nightman

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    "The organization has struggled from a personnel standpoint over the years. For instance, they drafted me in the second round. . . . You don't recover from those types of mistakes." - Rob Konrad on the team's questionable draft picks from 1998-2003.

    haha... oh man.

    Edit: Also loved "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken s---. Name me a great player we have besides Danny. You can't. We were No. 2 in the passing game. No. 2 in the passing game! How did we do it? With our players, you tell me, how did we do it? We have to throw. We couldn't run. And do we have a great running back? No. '' - offensive coordinator Gary Stevens after losing in the 1997 playoffs
     
  10. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    "im too drunk, to taste this chicken" -- The Late, Great Colonel Sanders
     
  11. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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  12. SCall13

    SCall13 ThePhins QB

    "You talk about championship courage. You talk about a will to win. A flame burns inside that man, Dan Marino!"

    Not on the list, but awesome.
     
  13. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I am stupid. Someone please explain #1 to me. Was there a 40 man roster back then?
     
  14. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    My favorite quote:

    ESPN or some network was doing a piece on athletes "being in the zone". All these athletes were spewing the usual cliches and saying "time slows down", "you can see everything", and other such stuff. Danny says matter-of-factly (I paraphrase): I was in the zone for 10 years.
     
  15. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    #4 does it for me. :lol:
     
  16. Zeke0123

    Zeke0123 message board ******* Club Member

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    18. "Who's he?" - Don Shula when the Jets took Ken O'Brien with the 24th pick in the 1983 draft, leaving Dan Marino for the Dolphins
     
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  17. Southbeach

    Southbeach Banned

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    As we have moved off topic, here's a few.

    Oscar Wilde, while going through customs, was asked if he had anything to declare? "Only my genius" was his reply.

    A witness was asked in court "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you GOD?" His reply was "If I knew the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, I would be GOD."

    I was a witness in a court case, and went in to see other cases. There was a poor little black kid, and the judge asked him if he had an attorney? His reply, "No your honor, I have a public defender."

    Mods, Be kind, there is not much going on, and this may be just some good fun for a laugh. :)
     
  18. PhinGeneral

    PhinGeneral PC Texas A&M, Bro Club Member

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    Some great quotes there. My personal favorite head-shaker:
    That was one that became message board fodder for months.
     
  19. Puka-head

    Puka-head My2nd Fav team:___vs Jets Club Member

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    51. Eddie flipping Moore???
     
  20. The_Dark_Knight

    The_Dark_Knight Defender of the Truth

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    WOW!!! Joe Robbie must've wanted Don Shula THAT BAD to still offer him the job after being hung up on!!

    EXCELLENT!!!! This one should be in the top 5 in my opinion. Worked out pretty good I'd say :up:

    Classic!!!!

    :up:

    :lol:

    I remember that game!! I was jumping around like a teenager when I saw that play!! Oh wait, I was still a teenager :tongue2:

    [video=youtube;AvmFczOcUK0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AvmFczOcUK0[/video]

    I remember THAT game too!!!

    Remember that one? Everyone thought Marino was going to spike the ball and instead threw a back shoulder pass to Mark Ingram!!

    [video=youtube;eZfzr9tB4oo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eZfzr9tB4oo[/video]

    Nothing else needs to be said here!!!

    Awww, my first year of watching football and my favorite team...much to the dismay of my grandfather who liked the Redskins :lol:
     
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  21. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    I read somewhere that some years before Bum said that about Shula, he said the same thing about Bear Bryant.
     
  22. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    lol.
     
  23. Trowa

    Trowa A world of pain

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    Roll Tide!
     

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