...out of any other opening in your body, other than your butt, what would it be and why? Ladies need not answer.
ear.....when douchebags get real close to me with bad breath when iam showing them something......rip one off (silently) and boom.....they leave me the **** alone
I wonder if those with bad breath chose mouth? I was thinking the ear too...but not quite sure yet. More opinions needed.
Makes me wonder how I havent been banned from internet sites. I never read the rules Okay fine....my....ears.
I go with nose... because there it's just that much closer to smelling it... which we all do and enjoy.. you just wouldn't have to work at finding that scent... perfect!
Yea but wouldn't that be similar to burping carbonation through your nose? I'd think it would burn as well as smell... How 'bout your finger tips? Could be directional.
That way if someone broke "man law" and took the urinal right next to yours you could rip one off and get him with a fine spray...
My nose that way when I sneeze I can sneeze the Nart(as it would be called) with pinpoint accuracy. Farterman, Farterman...He does what ever a farting douchebag does.
Sorry but I'm gonna have to stick with the old fashioned way. It's a perfect design......with it coming out down low and behind me, I don't have to worry about catching my hair on fire when I blow one threw a lighter.
Not good, you would have to make sure youre facing the right way or you could accidentally spray someone you didnt mean to with fart You sir are a sick dude. I dig it. I would choose my mouth for a few reasons: 1. Pinpoint accuracy would chase the douchebags away 2. Ever get real twisted at a bar one night and have one of your friends tell you youre about to kiss someone hideous? Now your friends save just became a cleveland steamer minus the poop. 3. When arguing with a significant other, no one has a retort for a hot, squeaky fart. And if they start to speak you just blow it right in their mouth. That should send em upchucking. 4. I simply cant stand dentists. Ive been wanting to fart up my dentists office for years 5. Every little kid from the dawn of time has always pretended to make fake fart noises with their mouth at some point. Why stop? Why settle for fake farts when the real thing is so much smellier and funnier? 6. It would create more space for you in a crowded bar and its not quite as personal as elbowing the person next to you 7. Next time someone doesnt look straight ahead when at a urinal you just aim and fire right at him....with your mouth not your dingus which is what he obviously wants in the first place if he isnt looking straight ahead. 8. No cop or news reporter would ever want to come near you. 9. You could extort millions just by promising to not shut up. The potentcy of my farts could make this tactic more effective 10. It would make hungry people forget that they are hungry. Talk about a diet you could really market. Everyone would lose their appetite.
