Sammy Sosa is now a white man.....

But the transformation will not be complete until he loses the black leather jacket

 

Creepy.

And if I can go all Perez Hilton for a moment; that hair on his wife completely negates a great pair of tatas.

She goes from a 7 to a 3 for that stupid ****.

 

Gotta love chicks with those ghetto pompadours

 

Sammy before:

 

wow, i can't believe lucky told him how to do it.!

and btw, she goes from a 3 to a 5 for making the constipation face...like the chick from law and order.