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What if the internet disappeared?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by opfinistic, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    Sometimes I wish it would. Only for a week and see how the world reacts.
     
  2. Lab3003

    Lab3003 Golden era

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    There sure we be a lot less masturbating.
     
  3. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Probably a World War two days into the disappearance.
     
  4. Ultra

    Ultra Lazy

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    playboy would become the universal currency
     
  5. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

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    No more E-Mails from lucky asking me out? Hells yes!
    :lol:
     
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  6. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    He'd just show up at your door, with flowers and a donkey.
     
  7. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    hmm. the winner is someone getting rick rolled. thats so 2 years ago.
     
  8. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    The Doplphins Digest would be relevant once again
     
  9. Skeet84

    Skeet84 New Member

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    I would have to go to my friends house to beat there *** in games again.
     
  10. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    We'd all have to find real friends with which to fight over Ginn, Obama, Octomom, etc. etc.
     
  11. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    It would be total anarchy. Amazon, Google, YouPorn, all out of business.

    On the other hand, millions of nerds would leave their mother's basements. With their WoW accounts rendered useless, they would now roam the streets in search of comic book stores and Star Trek conventions.

    WalMart would become the global leader. Not just in retail, but overall.

    Omar Kelly realizes his true calling as a Professional Dog Stylist, specializing in Poodles, and gives up Sports Journalism.

    Perez Hilton, and Paris Hilton, both committ suicide.

    Opie's forearm atrophies.

    Al Gore cries.
     
  12. Thunderbolt89

    Thunderbolt89 Well-Known Member

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    Well I guess people would have to rely on the phone instead of emails and ims to talk to their friends.I would miss reading Dolphins news,sports,and video game news in general. I would also probably spend all my free time at home watching tv all day instead of on the internet.
     
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  13. Jeffrey

    Jeffrey Banned

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    Post of the year candidate.
     
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  14. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :no:

    I fapped before Al Gore invented the internet, I can fap again if it's gone.

    [​IMG]

    Sears still puts this out, right?
     
  15. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    I'm not just laughing.. I'm rememberin' ^^
     
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  16. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    :hi5:

    Err....better this.....

    :knucks:
     
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  17. jetssuck

    jetssuck I hear Mandich's voice...

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    I know, me too......shhhh
     
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  18. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    pedofiles would have to catch kids the old fashioned way
     
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  19. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    Peeping tom incidents would sky rocket.
     
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  20. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    Internet porn addicts like myself would go into serious withdrawals.

    We'd have to start going back to stores like Best Buy & Walmart to get movies and music.

    The post office would love it, you'd have to go back to mailing a letter instead of using email.

    You'd have to go back to using a phone to order pizza.

    Traffic would suck, and so would the lines at the store 'cause you wouldn't be able to order stuff from your house as conviently.

    No more online gaming to compete with other people that never leave their bedroom.

    Women everywhere would freak out 'cause all the cyber nerds would have to go out and actually meet live girls.


    Ok, that's enought scary talk for me, I'm going back to my safe place now.
     
  21. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    John Lennon approves this thread.
     
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