Have you ever wondered if the bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper’s butt crack? If not, you’re wondering now. Have a nice day ..
statistics (though I can't point to where i read this) say that 1 in 5 $20 bills has been in the hands of a coke dealer.
i work at a bank, handling thousands apon thousands of dollars a day.....i scrub my hands with hand soap more than a plastic surgeon
good thing, because i like to drop a little LSD onto the money before I hand it over to you guys ok, not really. never done LSD in my life.
That stat in Miami in the 80's was that every single 1 dollar bill in circulation had cocaine residue on it.
haha, this reminds me of the famous "*** pennies" sketch from the UCB. anyone seen that? [ame="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=***-pennies"]*** Pennies | Upright Citizens Brigade | Comedy Central[/ame] haha - "got any change in your pocket?" "yes" "ah, i see you have some pennies in there." "yeah, so?" "those pennies were in my ***!" (edit: if that link doesn't work, try this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/***-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches# )