Have you ever wondered ... ?

I have always wondered if I have ever had a bill that was NOT in a stripper's butt crack.

 

statistics (though I can't point to where i read this) say that 1 in 5 $20 bills has been in the hands of a coke dealer.

 

i work at a bank, handling thousands apon thousands of dollars a day.....i scrub my hands with hand soap more than a plastic surgeon

 

good thing, because i like to drop a little LSD onto the money before I hand it over to you guys



ok, not really. never done LSD in my life.

 

That stat in Miami in the 80's was that every single 1 dollar bill in circulation had cocaine residue on it.

 

haha, this reminds me of the famous "*** pennies" sketch from the UCB. anyone seen that?

[ame="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=***-pennies"]*** Pennies | Upright Citizens Brigade | Comedy Central[/ame]

haha -

"got any change in your pocket?"
"yes"
"ah, i see you have some pennies in there."
"yeah, so?"
"those pennies were in my ***!"

(edit: if that link doesn't work, try this: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/***-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches# )