From the "I can't make this up if I tried" file: http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/10154142/Book-claims-Ted-Williams'-frozen-head-abused
BTW, the comments section down below there on that link makes for some humorous reading on a Friday...hell, it makes for funny reading any day...
Here's what I don't understand about cryogenics: Ted Williams was already old, and could barely walk anyhow right? So let's say 1000 years go by and they figure out how to unfreeze his *** for a few more years of life... He wakes up, is still old, all his family is dead and no one gives a **** he hit .400 in a sport nobody plays anymore.
Its better than that actually. I tend to think that people freeze their bodies in hopes that in the future, there will be a cure for whatever is killing them, right? So now, not only do they have to figure out a way to cure whatever it is, but also, bring you back from being frozen, essentially, to death. But Ted Williams went one step further and only had his head frozen. So now, they have to cure what was killing him, learn how to unfreeze him AND somehow find a body donor to put his head on...? I kind of hope they put his old, ugly *** Red Soxian head on a hot girl's body. That visual would be enough to make him famous all over again. Oh and using his head for batting practice? How did they miss the obviousness of drilling three holes and using it as a bowling ball to knock down the frozen arms and legs of other people? The unimaginativeness concerns me... Also of note, I am pretty sure that this is somewhat old news, is it not? I remember Howard Stern talking about this about a month ago. Maybe he got an advanced copy of the book before the press push.
So if you're frozen, body or just the head, are you just kinda in limbo between heaven and hell? Or do you have nightmares like Stallone did in 'Demolition Man?'.
seriously, what kind of sick bastards mess around and desecrate decapitated heads? talk about potential menaces to society.
why would you have nightmares about the greatest movie evar, stoopid. it goes 1. citizen kane 2. demolition man 3. casablanca.