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Ted Williams' Frozen Head Used For Batting Practice?

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  1. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    From the "I can't make this up if I tried" file:

    http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/10154142/Book-claims-Ted-Williams'-frozen-head-abused
     
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  2. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    wOW....if they figure out how to bring him back..he's gonna have one hell of a headache..
     
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  3. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    BTW, the comments section down below there on that link makes for some humorous reading on a Friday...hell, it makes for funny reading any day...
     
  4. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    and he's going to smell like Tuna... talk about a ground rule double...:shifty:
     
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  5. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    This is ****ed up in ways that haven't even been thought of yet.
     
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  6. Brown42000

    Brown42000 Chillin

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    The same place has dismembered dogs while still alive as well.
     
  7. Section126

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    I am sure they just lost their head for a moment.
     
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  8. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Here's what I don't understand about cryogenics: Ted Williams was already old, and could barely walk anyhow right? So let's say 1000 years go by and they figure out how to unfreeze his *** for a few more years of life... He wakes up, is still old, all his family is dead and no one gives a **** he hit .400 in a sport nobody plays anymore.
     
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  9. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Its better than that actually. I tend to think that people freeze their bodies in hopes that in the future, there will be a cure for whatever is killing them, right?

    So now, not only do they have to figure out a way to cure whatever it is, but also, bring you back from being frozen, essentially, to death.

    But Ted Williams went one step further and only had his head frozen. So now, they have to cure what was killing him, learn how to unfreeze him AND somehow find a body donor to put his head on...?

    I kind of hope they put his old, ugly *** Red Soxian head on a hot girl's body. That visual would be enough to make him famous all over again.

    Oh and using his head for batting practice? How did they miss the obviousness of drilling three holes and using it as a bowling ball to knock down the frozen arms and legs of other people? The unimaginativeness concerns me...

    Also of note, I am pretty sure that this is somewhat old news, is it not? I remember Howard Stern talking about this about a month ago. Maybe he got an advanced copy of the book before the press push.
     
  10. jdang307

    jdang307 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Shouldn't have let my curiosity get the better of me. I had to stop eating my burrito. Gross.
     
  11. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Just freeze it and save it for later... :shifty:
     
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  12. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    :chuckle: When you're on, you're on.
     
  13. Jaydog57

    Jaydog57 Canes/Fins/Magic fan

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    So if you're frozen, body or just the head, are you just kinda in limbo between heaven and hell? Or do you have nightmares like Stallone did in 'Demolition Man?'.
     
  14. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    You have nightmares ABOUT Demolition Man...
     
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  15. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    seriously, what kind of sick bastards mess around and desecrate decapitated heads? talk about potential menaces to society.
     
  16. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Heads will roll over this!

    (endless material...)
     
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  17. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    when you roll them are you required to say "heads up!"
     
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  18. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    why would you have nightmares about the greatest movie evar, stoopid.

    it goes
    1. citizen kane
    2. demolition man
    3. casablanca.
     
  19. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    You have nightmares that you just missed it on TNT...duh.
     

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