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Sam Predicts the 2009-2010 Miami Dolphins Schedule

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Samphin, Sep 12, 2009.

  1. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Okay, so we all have our own theories, formulas and ideas that lead us to conclusions regarding where our beloved Dolphins will wind up this season. I decided to videotape and share the way I predict our record.

    I think you will find that my method is well thought out and very sound. Let me know what you think!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAWSeZj4nxs"]YouTube - Miami Dolphins 2009-2010 Schedule Projections[/ame]
     
  2. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    If not for me he wouldn't have known to bring a bottle opener...just sayin.
     
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  3. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    That, and the text that is on the bottle cap that clearly states that it isn't a "twisty." :pity:
     
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  4. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    Who is sam borderland wolf?
     
  5. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    his bottle opening technique was horrible. pfft
    rookie. amazingly 10 or 11 wins is what i think we'll get so somehow i cant argue with the system he uses
     
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  6. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    good soundtrack. make sure you get plenty of training this year. I want a perfect season prediction from you next year, including playoffs and SB. Thats 19 beers my man. you gotta toughen up
     
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  7. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I can drink 19 if I am sitting around and hanging out. But chugging beers, expecially THAT type of beer, makes it hard for me to do so. Plus, the original idea for this was much longer and eloborate (read, hard liquor was involved as well), but due to time contsraints and for the sake of keeping the thing as simple as possible, we decided to cut most of that out.

    Maybe a director's cut in the future. :shifty:

    As for the bottle opening technique, part of it was a slight jab at Big E and his inability to open a beer properly on the radio show a few months back, part of it was from being inebriated before we really started and another part was due to simply a bad bottle opener that I was using.
     
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  8. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    You were going to puke after 2 beers? God Sam you suck.
     
  9. azfinfanmang

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    Just one question,


    Why? :pity:
     
  10. Fin D

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    I feel that watching this, is similar to watching bums fight each other for a sandwich wrapper. No denying there's entertainment there, but I also feel guilt and shame.



    So, good job.:up:
     
  11. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    gee thanks for letting the cat out of the bag in how I predict the season :pity: I guess I'll just cancel my planned youtube video
     
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  12. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

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    I don't believe you'd ever do that.















    No way in hell you'd ever take part in feeding the homeless.:lol::lol:
     
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  13. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    pfft you said "sandwhich wrapper" not sandwhich
     
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