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    Arrow Samphin's Week 9 Manifesto: at Denver

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    I wish I was this funny. Nice read this morning.
    Have decided to change to my life. Will move to Europe, to give my children a better life, not for a handout but so they can experience the real world.

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    great job sam!

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    gold as always Sampin...loved the part about the Ferguson penalty after the Fields punt.

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    oh man, how could you possibly throw Oronde under the bus

    Love the Ron Jeremy reference...wait, who is Ron Jeremy? Defensive back for the Donks?


    Always a hoot Sam. Thanks very much for the time you spend brother

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    Good stuff Sam, as always. The Fergie gif is priceless.

    Can't believe you're going to bag on Oronde like that though.

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    Is it sad that I look forward to this?

    Nice work, Sam.. As usual.

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    Jesus. I haven't caught this much flack for anything ever. Apparently Oronde is the man around these parts.

    I like him too, but blame him for getting arrested. Besides, it would have been Mercury Morris if I could have found a good mugshot pic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samphin View Post
    Jesus. I haven't caught this much flack for anything ever. Apparently Oronde is the man around these parts.

    I like him too, but blame him for getting arrested. Besides, it would have been Mercury Morris if I could have found a good mugshot pic...
    There's always next week for Merc

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    Good job Samphin, wasn't quite as funny as other weeks but nonetheless a good job!

    Oronde, maybe the best hands ever! We should've converted him to TE! LOL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Samphin View Post
    Jesus. I haven't caught this much flack for anything ever. Apparently Oronde is the man around these parts.

    I like him too, but blame him for getting arrested. Besides, it would have been Mercury Morris if I could have found a good mugshot pic...
    This will do



    Great job Sammyson.

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    Great way to start a friday morning with some great reading of the Samphin Manefesto. Its now a promintent part of my weekly routine. Thanks Samphin



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    Fun read, Not much was gonna get me down this week either. Gotta love a win against Buffalo.

    On a side note, can I use your girlfriends checkbook for my taxes too

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    That was funny. I especially enjoyed the Shannarat pic. Of course we hear that all the time.

    Congrats on the big win against the Bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoManiac_69 View Post
    That was funny. I especially enjoyed the Shannarat pic. Of course we hear that all the time.

    Congrats on the big win against the Bills.
    Thanks, and welcome. It is actually kind of hard to make fun of the Broncos for me. I live in the Bay Area and LOATHE the Raiders. SO naturally, I tend to root for the Broncos when they play.

    Plus, my grandfather was a Broncos fan so I have a soft spot for them. Having said that, I hope my grandfather throws his beer bottle against the wall in anger up in heaven this Sunday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samphin View Post
    Thanks, and welcome. It is actually kind of hard to make fun of the Broncos for me. I live in the Bay Area and LOATHE the Raiders. SO naturally, I tend to root for the Broncos when they play.

    Plus, my grandfather was a Broncos fan so I have a soft spot for them. Having said that, I hope my grandfather throws his beer bottle against the wall in anger up in heaven this Sunday.
    Oh Hell, we're used to getting made fun of. No biggie. That read was hilarious even from a Bronco fan's point of view.

    Thanks for the welcome and I'll have an extra one for grandpa.

    Of course if you guys start kicking our ass, then I'll move on to some stronger stuff. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoManiac_69 View Post
    Oh Hell, we're used to getting made fun of. No biggie. That read was hilarious even from a Bronco fan's point of view.

    Thanks for the welcome and I'll have an extra one for grandpa.

    Of course if you guys start kicking our ass, then I'll move on to some stronger stuff. LOL.
    Grandpa was an angry Spaniard who married a cantakerous Mexican Raider fan. I am sure he can keep up.

    Good luck on Sunday (but not too much).

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    Well for one, I paid the taxes using my girlfriend's checkbook
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