Well, as most of you know, I am pretty much the greatest guy in history (and about to hit a chestnut tree...), and with that, comes a terrific burden of knowing just about everything and anything about this thing we call life. But what good is all of this knowledge, if I can't share it with my fellow fin fans who I am have never met and would probably hate if I met them in real life, right? Right. And thus, a thread was born. Squeezed through my sweaty loins and covered in internet afterbirth, the dawning of a new lounge feature. Perhaps one that can get sticky'd as well. (Griddles can you get on tha...oh, right, my bad) ASK SAMPHIN ANYTHING! Rules: 1. You are allowed to ask one question to me per post. Feel free to ask more than one question, but keep in mind, only ONE can be addressed to me. All others will be ignored. 2. Should you ignore rule number 1, I will unfortunately have to have my powerful admin friends (coughmuckceltkinfinfanincalimindwarpcough) ban you. That, or I will simply answer all of them. But that is totally at my discretion. 3. All questions must start off as follows: Dear Samphin 4. I will also except: Dear Sam, Yo Sammy, Dear AweSAM, or El duderino (if you are not into the whole brevity thing) 5. Any and all questions will be answered, provided that the rules above are followed and that TOS is not violated. If TOS is violated...see rule # 2 So with that said. ASK AWAY!
Yo Sammy: Whats the difference between except and accept? This thread has LIMITLESS upside. It is the Jake Long of threads
Muck: Yes he can ban me, but is muck who we think? I mean who's to say Muck and I are the same person. Muck maybe some alter-ego i created to make myself feel better, People are always asking me if I know Muck. I mean People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage I have, to just run with it. Celtkin and FFIC: Celt and FFIC wont ban me! Mindwarp: As my sig says, I kicked the warp out of the Mind, Mindwarp is afraid of me. Mindwarp -> <- Me
dear sam-iam: why were you naked spreading honey on your lower self......with that one dolphan with like 40 dolphin tattoo's in a bathrobe smoking a joint when I accidentally walked into your room in new york?
Dear Sam Sammy... Is this song indeed about you [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEX-G7g5Luw]YouTube - GWAR - Sammy (DDNP 1997)[/ame]
Yo Sammy, Is it required for one's own self to clean up their poop if they do it on the kitchen floor just as a test?
Dear Sammy, Why is it that after I have repeatedly told you to stop peering into my bedroom window at night that you still do?
Dear Samphin, Am I turning Japanese? I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so. Ha Ha! That song is now in everyone's head!
sam, its your pal Sick. Tough question.....have you ever done....-ANYTHING- you may regret now with the same sex?
Dear Samphin, is that new project you're working on going to be announced anytime soon, or is it way too early to leak any information?
so once you get me, you're stuck with me till the end of your life. once you get sickff, your life is over.
The difference between except and accept is about three beers after a long day at work. Stupid homonym sounding type words. It started in the 13th century during the reign of Henry III (when he faced Clubber Lang). Basically, Baker's were big fat fatties and would end up eating a few of the pieces they baked before the customer got them. Afraid of being sued...or accused of being a witch and tarred and feathered (remember they were fat so that would be a lot of feathers), they decided to bake an extra one. Sort of how like Marge bakes Homer his own cake to destroy so that he leaves the real cake alone on The Simpsons. Homer is also fat. Depends on the mouth... Like father, like son. I assume she does. otherwise her recent birthday present of recyclable cans is pointless and strange. Not sure, but I believe it will involved a a chinese finger trap, vasoline and the Kama Sutra book... Listen, I was going through a rough patch at home and I was on the road. It started innocently enough with a towel snapping incident and got out of control from there. Besides, Stitches asked me not to talk about it anymore. No, but this one is. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oSoYXrAWdw&feature=related]YouTube - Jimmy Buffett YOU'RE An *******[/ame]
Very good memory and yes. The theory is, for those who don't know, is that once you have been with a gal for a long time ( I am going on eight years) she starts to get the marriage yips. In order to curb those, you have to do certain things that remind her that she wouldn't want to marry you, but not so crazy that she leaves your butt. An example I site is, take a poop on the kitchen floor, but CLEAN IT UP YOURSELF! That way, you show her that you have some redeeming qualities, but aren't marriage material. Close the window, not just the screen. Besides, we are headed into the winter months and you could catch a cold. Yes. He absolutely scored 81 points in a single game. Yes, he did lead The Redeem Team to the gold in Beijing. Yikes. We may have to have a roundtable discussion about this, but a partial list includes: anlgp = the clap because everyone claps when he leaves Griddles = gonorrhea because everything he discharges (or posts) is full of nasty Sickfinfan I believe is technically classified as an STD already and Gish = Herpes as Sick has mentioned. He keeps coming back at the most inopportune times, People tend to develop accents and lifestyle habits of the people and surroundings they are in, so it is quite possible that you are, in fact, turning Japanese. That or you are masturbating. Loaded question. I got arrested one time with a buddy of mine for driving over, and thus wrecking the lwns of model homes that were opening up. I kind of regret that (the getting caught part) and my buddy was a dude, so I suppose the answer is yes. But remember, it is better to regret things you HAVE done, than to reget things you HAVE NOT done. Well, I don't live in Portland so the quesiton is a bad one...
Still too early. I should have more information about dates and which cities I will be in soon. Hopefully before the end of the year. Yes, but I changed my friends to girls. Now I totally win every time.
Please review the rules. I clearly state that only one question is to be asked. Prepare for banning... I shall answer the second question. I don't hate you. You are my buddy. If I ignored you, then you would know that I don't like you. Kind of like what his name. You know, the weird guy that posts here. Anyhow, I assume you think I hate you due to the Iowa sig. My retort is that you only have yourself to blame. Sig Bets hardly ever work out for the better. It will build character in the long run and a lesson will hopefully be learned.
No, that would be Dwayne Wade, stoopid. Dear AweSAM, is it morally wrong to kill a person because he is a Jets fan?
Dear Sammie, Did you even watch the GWAR clip I posted. I will sit back and watch for your reply now, and thanks
Dear Samson, We all know racial stereotypes are hilarious. Why is it there are no cool stereotypes about white people? I think we got the short end of the stick on this one...
Holy **** did you see that site that pic came from? Fort Wayne News - EDIT: Ok so the site isnt that bad... dammit