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DFW-Airport disses the Phins

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by azfinfanmang, Oct 21, 2008.

  1. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Okay,

    So I am currently sitting at DFW FINALLY past security.
    It took me three tries to get through the stupid security walk-through screener....ends up that it was my Miami Dolphins watch setting it off.
    Well when the security screener saw exactly what it was, she called no less than 3 other screeners to witness what was setting it off. I then got a HEAVY dose of ridicule :pity:

    Anybody have thoughts on what my reply should've been?


    DISCLAIMER:
    They really were just kidding. Anybody that has ever been to Dallas knows that people are EXTREMELY friendly here :up:
     
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  2. NJFINSFAN1

    NJFINSFAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Come on Ken, you left out the strip search and probe.
     
  3. muscle979

    muscle979 Season Ticket Holder

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    I don't know, you could have mentioned that the Cowboys are falling apart.
     
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  4. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    :shifty:



    :pity:
     
  5. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    ask them if they used that same X-Ray to look at romo the homo's pinky....
     
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  6. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    A couple comebacks off the top of my head:

    1) "I had a Cowboys watch... but mysteriously I lost it in St. Louis this weekend"
    2) "Just giving you guys a heads up, I heard Pacman Jones is also on this flight...might wanna get your whole staff together."
     
  7. NJFINSFAN1

    NJFINSFAN1 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Maybe it was Romo's pinkie that did Ken's probe? :yes:
     
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  8. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    You also couldve opened your arms and told them to bring it in for a hug... While you're embracing tell them you're sorry for Thanksgiving '93...
     
  9. Vendigo

    Vendigo German Gigolo Club Member

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    Both of which would probably net you the benefit of having various objects inserted into your behind, which, thinking about it, is a price one has to pay when dealing with Dallas fans.
     
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  10. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Actually, I say chances are good that's what Pacman experiences before it's all I'd and done :up:
     
  11. like2god

    like2god Typical white person Luxury Box

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    I would have just given them the 'ol one finger salute

    Either that or fall on the ground pretending to choke and then ask them if they recognized your Romo impression. :wink2:

    No he didn't
    :pity:
     
  12. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Oh no no no no no

    I think she was upset when she saw the tattoo on my lower back that says "Exit only"
     
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  13. Vendigo

    Vendigo German Gigolo Club Member

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    Being a Dallas fan, she probably wasn't particularly literate and just assumed it said "Come one, come all" like it does with most Dallas fans.
     
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  14. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    :lol:

    Sure wish I could give Thanks from my mobile........
     
  15. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    You and I could be really good friends.
     
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  16. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Congratulate them on the great game at St. Louis. ;)
     
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  17. The Rev

    The Rev Totus Tuus Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box Club Member




    :lol:

    Awesome, brother :hi5:
     
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  18. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    you would think he would mention it since it was free this time :lol:
     

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