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Samphin's Week 5 Manifesto

Discussion in 'Trophy Case' started by Muck, Oct 3, 2008.

  1. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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  2. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Muck... what have you done?!... Mother of God...
     
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  3. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    :lol:
     
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  4. cnc66

    cnc66 wiley veteran, bad spelur Luxury Box

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    Sammy... you rawk brother... lucky is no longer my favorite...
     
  5. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I think Muck did it so that he could steal my "thanks."
     
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  6. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    who is jason fasano?
     
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  7. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    I know, he did it to mine too.

    Like I said, just another case of "The Man" holding people down. Sad man,........very sad, and this site was started with such promise. Now look at it,..........you know it all starts with taking or skimping other posters' thanks and goes all wrong. Soon usernames will be sold to highest bidder as clone sites are produced using cheap software and aftermarket extensions. The friends many have made will turn on each other as individuals claim there own spin off sites, and territory all the while charging exorbinant fees to post (like by the character membership dues).

    And to think it will have all started here in this thread. We are witnesses to history my man, and a sad history at that.

    Now, that we know we're all doomed...........Jack Daniels,.....Cigarettes,.....uppers,.....downers.....who wants what.......?




    This rhetoric has been paid for by the "Don't tread On my Thanks Coalition for better Organized Membership"

    or

    D.O.T.C.O.M.
     
  8. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Has to be the strategy.

    Chad "Noooodlearm" throwing to Jason Fasano. :up:
     
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  9. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Wow, gets better every week.
     
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  10. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Anthony's real first name is Jason.


    That or I was enjoying a few adult beverages while working on this thing and completely screwed up...

    Why are you reading it anyway? Just look at the pictures like everyone else.

    :hi5:


    edit: Wait! MUCK must have changed something before he posted it. Yes, my position is that Muck messed it up...:tantrum:
     
  11. HULKFish

    HULKFish Artist and Scribe

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    GREAT job other then a couple minor glitches (Anthony NOT Jason Fasano) and I failed to see the point of the new section at the bottom with the reporter from 8 years ago... Love the read though! Keep it up and you may be the Nick Bakay of thephins.com!
     
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  12. Celtkin

    Celtkin <B>Webmaster</b> Luxury Box

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    Great job Sam!
     
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  13. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    voice and co-creator of the Angry Beavers? SWEET!

    The Jason thing was my bad. I wrote that section last night after midnight which is always a mistake.

    As for the Dol-Phelon segment. It might be the most significant addition to anything ever. Perhaps it will become more clear as weeks go by?
     
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  14. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Clearly something needs to be done.

    When you let the elitist members on the hill go unchecked for this long, this is what happens.

    Not to worry. I have a plan to get us out of this mess. A mess that the people of ThePhins.com can no longer afford to live with. All I need is your trust and 750 billion thank you's. The staff has until 12 PM ET to give the admins an answer on your behalf.

    Remember, the fate of ThePhins.com's membership is at stake. The administration loves you.

    Thank you. And may God bless ThePhins.com

    Muck
     
  15. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    nice job sam. but i still want more swamp ***!!!
     
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  16. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Somehow...somewhere amongts all this MUCK I think there is a subliminal message here....

    No, that cant be..nevermind.
     
  17. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    You know I though you were on to something there with that admission of guilt,...........but alas I kept reading. :lol:


    On another note since I brought this to your attention along with Samphin, we are claiming 20% royalties of whatever monies are generated from this fund raiser.

    By the way Muck you forgot to mention that monetary donations will be accepted via "Found another sucker" a Nationally Accredited Shopping Cart Application that has been linked to the site - just click "Making it Rain" to donate.
     
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  18. Phinperor

    Phinperor formerly In_Flames Luxury Box

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    Great work as usual Samphin! :hi5:
     
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  19. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    This site is " Top notch Top notch'.

    The manifesto has arrived.
     
  20. texasPHINSfan

    texasPHINSfan New Member

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    awesome sam, just awesome! i love the jab at Notre Dame and reference to Florida too! (although i might be biased). :D

    hilarious run-down though. love it.

    don't understand the shepard smith from 2000 reference, but whatever. all still good. :up: awesome photochop job on jesus with don shula there sam, lol
     
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  21. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I didnt get the ending section.
     
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  22. VanDolPhan

    VanDolPhan Club member Club Member

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    Am I the only one with the text blacked out? I have to highlight the page to read the text.
     
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  23. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I think that means you win...

    Muck, give him his prize!
     
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  24. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    Oh dear God....
     
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  25. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    Loved the Horatio Sans slam. Who the hell decided that guy was funny?
     
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  26. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    :cry: If only I knew how to use photoshop :cry:
     
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  27. Alex13

    Alex13 Tua Time !!! Club Member

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    looks nice but who the hell is jason fasano ?
     
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  28. finsgirlie

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    i used to think you knew what you were doing muck.....now....well, it can't be good.
     
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  29. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    And I certainly know where you can tithe on that trust...:wink2:
     
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