"Sun Makes History: First Spotless Month in a Century"

Global cooling - to be slightly offset by global warming caused by elevated CO2 and CH4 emissions.

 

Dang. You stole my thunder. Maybe global warming will save us all.

 

Worry about Global Cooling.

It is a lot more deadly than Global Warming and if the Sun doesn't start to pcik up soon it will be a reality.

 

irony.. finally resolve the human created CO2 problem, and bring on an ice age...

 

I'm a little worried about the weather the day after tomorrow.

 

It already is a reality. The Earth has been cooling since 1998. Hell, if disco can make a comeback, then so can the global cooling scare of the 70's. Remember, they just switched out cooling for warming but kept the same apocalyptic outcome scare tactics. All we need now is another 50 Billion dollar mandate, in the form of global cooling this time, and we can fudge even more numbers and come round full circle.

 

Don't worry, the surfing is gonna be sweet!

 

There are so many ways for the sun or earth or things in space that can kill us all. There is no reason to worry about anything since it can happen at anytime. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

No, I mean I lost the DVD and the late fees are piling up at Blockbuster.

 

oo Blockbuster, that is even scarier

 

So true. It all ends eventually though. When our sun becomes a red giant (which is inevitable) its diameter will reach Venus' orbit, and we will all become gyro meat.