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Barf Alert: Grandma and Grandpa are gettin' it on..ALOT.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Section126, Jul 9, 2008.

  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    http://health.msn.com/health-topics/aging/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100210489&GT1=31036

     
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  2. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    I'm sure Viagra and all the other male enhancement have alot to do with it. Hell,when I'm 75-85,I'll be eating those things like M&M's,if need be.
     
  3. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Do 70 year olds even remember what sex is and if they're doing it. Maybe they consider drinking apple juice and playing bingo sex, I don't know and really don't want to know.
     
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  4. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Au-Contraire.

    Every single time I try to be better than I was before at being a lover (I am very happily married keep in mind).

    By the time I am 70, I want to be the freakin AUTHORITI on bumpin uglies :up:
     
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  5. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    gross.
     
  6. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Please tell me you are talking about Viagra, please tell me you are talking about Viagra!
     
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  7. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!


    Either you don't plan on getting old, or maybe than plan is to give up sex after 50?:wink2: as sick as it sounds, old fogeys get horny too.its a nasty thought though.
     
  8. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    yip,the little blue pill of instant bone.
     
  9. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Well all I can say is keep on keepin on.

    Honestly if I'm still able to get up in the morning when I'm 70 I'll be happy. :yes:
     
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  10. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Calphin says that's what the Viagra is for!
     
  11. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Not old women though. When I am a fogey, i want to be a sugar daddy.
     
  12. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    [​IMG]:sidelol:
     
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  13. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    Just pure awesomeness right there. :sidelol:

    I was waiting on that one. :wink2:
     
  14. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    LOL- I was eating at Olive Garden this last weekend and looked over. There was a dude at least 70 with this really smokin hot Oriental girl...maybe 30. When the first sat them, they were sitting across from each other and I wasnt sure what to think....She then crossed over and sat next to him (In a booth) and put her hands in his lap......
     
  15. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    That is who I want to be at 70.
     
  16. RevRick

    RevRick Long Haired Leaping Gnome Club Member

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    Nah. Grandpa always said you dance with who you brung! I'm shoving 60 but good, and no problems yet. Some women are like fine wine. They age gracefully and sweetly. Some are like Ripple. They turn to vinegar. And the really young ones are like soda pop - all pop and fizz, and no substance, but sticky sweet.
     
  17. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!


    So true:hi5:
     
  18. texanphinatic

    texanphinatic Senior Member

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    Mail order ftw!! :up:
     
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  19. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    So, you wanna have to pay for it?
     
  20. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    I would ELECT to pay for it. Big difference.
     
  21. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Words of wisdom Rev. :up:
     
  22. PMZQ

    PMZQ Banned

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    Remember those little blue pills don't help get it up, and that is what most old farts have trouble with. Now if you can get it up.....and at 75 that's tough to do, go for it, and keep Grandma smiling :wink2:
     
  23. DrAstroZoom

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    Ok ... who taught Sect about GIFs? Your Internet privileges are hereby revoked. :pity:
     

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