CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL BRACKET CACKLE REGION - THE PERFOMERS Steve Carell JUDD APATOW CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Seth Rogan (RD1) Jonah Hill (RD2) "That's what she said." VS. Jerry Seinfeld SITCOM CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Larry David (RD1) Kevin James (RD2) JERRY: I need to talk to you about my friend, Dr. Tim Whatley. I think he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes. PRIEST: And this offends you as a Jewish person? JERRY: No, it offends me as a comedian. ------------------------------- Vince Vaughn FUNNIER THAN Jack Black (RD1) David Cross (RD2) All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the *******! I'm the *******! VS. Robin Williams FUNNIER THAN Jim Carrey (RD1) Ben Stiller (RD2) You are in more dire need of a ******* than any white man in history. ------------------------------- Gene Wilder FUNNIER THAN Albert Brooks (RD1) Fred Willard (RD2) You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. VS. Steve Martin FUNNIER THAN Tom Hanks (RD1) Mel Brooks(RD2) Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it. Steve Carrell Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=sKpMwmyvqYE Jerry Seinfeld clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=-T0C8x57StM Vince Vaughn Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKwrqCKtPNs Robin Willliams clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=ygqR3fDBhe4 Gene Wilder Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=oGMYNAabs1s Steve Martin clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=w2X3vVMdh-s
CACKLE REGION - THE PERFORMERS OLD SCHOOL FINALS Peter Sellers FUNNIER THAN Jerry Lewis (RD1) Charlie Chaplin (RD2) Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. VS. Bob Newhart FUNNIER THAN Jonathan Winters (RD1) Lucille Ball (RD2) “I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'” Peter Sellers clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls Bob Newhart clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=8gFD5W_6GrU
Chuckle region - snl THE CHUCKLE REGION - SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DIVISION John Belushi FUNNIER THAN Chevy Chase (RD1) Tina Fey (RD2) Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! VS. Chris Farley FUNNIER THAN Dana Carvey (RD1) Will Ferrell (RD2) Fat man in a little coat! -------------------------------- Adam Sandler FUNNIER THAN Dennis Miller (RD1) Mike Myers (RD2) No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in. VS. Bill Murray FUNNIER THAN Jon Lovitz (RD1) Norm McDonald (RD2) Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. John Belushi Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=0VstaFz_ZPg Chris Farley clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ai1wLFtBi1Q&feature=related Adam Sandler Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=LTnq268y2ms Bill Murray clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=ci6YPGQedr0
Chuckle region - fat man showdown THE CHUCKLE REGION - FAT MAN SHOWDOWN John Candy SCTV CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Harold Ramis (RD1) Eugene Levy (RD2) They've gone to plaid! VS. Homer Simpson (Dan Castallaneta) SIGNATURE CHARACTERS CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Pee Wee Herman (RD1) The Muppets (RD2) Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore. John Candy clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=sHKYaYO79vE Homer Simpson Clip http://www.hulu.com/watch/21833/the-simpsons-dead-family-joke#s-p7-st-i1
The Creators - FINALS CHUCKLE REGION - THE CREATORS FINALS Kevin Smith FUNNIER THAN Mike Judge (RD1) Trey Parker & Matt Stone (RD2) OOOOH! NAVY SEALS! VS. Judd Apatow FUNNIER THAN Woody Allen (RD1) Christopher Guest (RD2) (From Freaks and Geeks) "The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader, you've seen Star Wars 27 times. You do the math." Kevin Smith Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=n6lzEhoXads Judd Apatow clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fruWJCJm-U&feature=related
Mitch vs Cosby was hard for me...both was extremely funny with different styles...i could not chose so i picked both
The Guffaw Region - Stand Up Comics THE GUFFAW REGION - STAND UP COMICS George Carlin FUNNIER THAN Denis Leary (RD1) Lewis Black (RD2) “If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter” VS. Steven Wright FUNNIER THAN Patton Oswalt (RD1) Jeffrey Ross (RD2) A while ago, I left my apartment building and walked my dog... on the ledge. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. George Carlin clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rlqjxst6xU&feature=related Steven Wright clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=qPWGfnJ9X7c
The Guffaw Region - Stand Up Comics "Gone Too Soon" THE GUFFAW REGION - STANDUP COMICS GONE TOO SOON DIVISION FINALS Mitch Hedberg FUNNIER THAN Andy Kaufman (RD1) Sam Kinison (RD2) I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. VS. Bill Cosby Dad is great! Give us the chocolate cake! Mitch Hedberg Clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2491LucLa1g Bill Cosby Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=oMktzmxGu5Y&feature=related
The Guffaw Region - Stand Up Comics "Old School" Finals THE GUFFAW REGION STANDUP COMICS - OLD SCHOOL FINALS Rodney Dangerfield FUNNIER THAN Milton Berle (RD1) Don Rickles (RD2) A girl called me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. VS. Bob Hope FUNNIER THAN Buddy Hackett (RD1) Dean Martin (RD2) I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe. Dangerfield clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=VwZAIO7q9v8&feature=related Bob Hope clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=ADwXu1qtpak&feature=related
The Guffaw Region - The Hosts FINALS THE GUFFAW REGION - THE HOSTS FINALS Johnny Carson FUNNIER THAN Jay Leno (RD1) Conan O'Brien (RD2) I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. VS. Stephen Colbert FUNNIER THAN Jon Stewart (RD1) David Letterman (RD2) The greatest thing about George Bush is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday - no matter what happened Tuesday. Johnny Carson clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=EY3Lw_-bj5U Stephen Colbert clip http://www.hulu.com/watch/22547/the-colbert-report-tickling-the-rocks-610
The Giggle Region - THE NEW BRITS DIVISION FINALS THE GIGGLE REGION - THE NEW* BRITS DIVISION FINALS *by default Sacha Baron Cohen FUNNIER THAN Rowan Atkinson (RD1) Ricky Gervais (RD2) Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you. VS. Monty Python COMEDY TROUPE CHAMPS - FUNNIER THAN Human Giant (RD1) The Kids In The Hall (RD2) You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. Sacha Baron Cohen clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=GSFGFvkQ0CA Mont Python clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
The Giggle Region - LADIES FINALS THE GIGGLE REGION - THE LADIES DIVISION FINALS Carol Burnett FUNNIER THAN Tracey Ullman (RD1) Lisa Lampanelli (RD2) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. VS. Sarah Silverman FUNNIER THAN Roseanne Barr (RD1) Wanda Sykes (RD2) A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's ****. And I thought, "Oh, my God – I'm turning into my mother!" Carol Burnett Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=9gqQYuipF7U Sarah Silverman Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jYm8roBEdU
The Giggle Region - BLACK COMIC FINALS THE GIGGLE REGION - BLACK COMIC DIVISION Richard Pryor FUNNIER THAN Martin Lawrence (RD1) Eddie Murphy (RD2) I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells. VS. Chris Rock FUNNIER THAN Bernie Mac (RD1) Dave Chappelle (RD2) I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you ****ed up. Richard Pryor clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=v1WUlTUTuPM&feature=related Chris Rock Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3DmCD5A_U
THE GIGGLE REGION The Farrelly Brothers BROTHERS DIVISION CHAMPS FUNNIER THAN The Wayans Brothers (RD1) The Marx Brothers (RD2) Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank? VS. The Three Stooges FUNNIER THAN Abbott & Costello (RD1) The Far Side (RD2) I'm the best musician in the country! "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?" The Farrelly Brothers clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=92wxjutjIRE The Three Stooges clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3s8sEYzHWQ
Give some love to Farley!! Love his van down by the river bit, and lets face it, his skit as a Chippendale dancer with patrick swayze? Thats just a killer
Surprised Kevin Smith is destroying Judd Apatow. "The Fat Man Showdown" has been neck and neck from the beginning. Every time I check in, an even number of new votes are in and John Candy and Homer Simpson remain tied.
I am surprised Sara Silverman and Carol Burnett are even close. I guess that just shows the age of people voting. Hell I was a kid when that show was on the air. Also I am a fan of Sara and have been since I saw her on SNL, however I still see her as a B Comedian
I loved Carol Burnett as a kid, but anytime I've seen re-runs I'm not laughing that hard anymore. Silverman has been in comedy for a while now, and I think she is easily the funniest female comic today. But you are right, she is a bit of a B comedian overall.