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Just Damn Funny - Round 3 - ALL Regions

Discussion in 'Contest Forum' started by His'nBeatYour'n, Jun 28, 2008.

Who is Just Damn Funny?

Poll closed Jul 1, 2008.
  1. Steve Carrell

    54.8%
  2. VS. Jerry Seinfeld

    45.2%
  3. Vince Vaughn

    35.5%
  4. VS. Robin Williams

    64.5%
  5. Gene Wilder

    29.0%
  6. VS. Steve Martin

    71.0%
  7. Peter Sellers

    51.6%
  8. VS. Bob Newhart

    48.4%
  9. John Belushi

    41.9%
  10. VS. Chris Farley

    58.1%
  11. Adam Sandler

    41.9%
  12. VS. Bill Murray

    58.1%
  13. John Candy

    48.4%
  14. VS. Homer Simpson (Dan Castallaneta)

    51.6%
  15. Kevin Smith

    87.1%
  16. VS. Judd Apatow

    12.9%
  17. George Carlin

    83.9%
  18. VS. Steven Wright

    12.9%
  19. Mitch Hedberg

    35.5%
  20. VS. Bill Cosby

    67.7%
  21. Rodney Dangerfield

    87.1%
  22. VS. Bob Hope

    12.9%
  23. Johnny Carson

    61.3%
  24. VS. Stephen Colbert

    38.7%
  25. Sacha Baron Cohen

    35.5%
  26. VS. Monty Python

    61.3%
  27. Carol Burnett

    48.4%
  28. VS. Sarah Silverman

    51.6%
  29. Richard Pryor

    64.5%
  30. VS. Chris Rock

    35.5%
  31. The Farrelly Brothers

    45.2%
  32. VS. The Three Stooges

    54.8%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. His'nBeatYour'n

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    CACKLE REGION - THE PERFOMERS

    Steve Carell
    JUDD APATOW CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Seth Rogan (RD1) Jonah Hill (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    "That's what she said."
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    Jerry Seinfeld
    SITCOM CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Larry David (RD1) Kevin James (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    JERRY: I need to talk to you about my friend, Dr. Tim Whatley. I think he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
    PRIEST: And this offends you as a Jewish person?
    JERRY: No, it offends me as a comedian.

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    Vince Vaughn
    FUNNIER THAN Jack Black (RD1) David Cross (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the *******! I'm the *******!
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    Robin Williams
    FUNNIER THAN Jim Carrey (RD1) Ben Stiller (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    You are in more dire need of a ******* than any white man in history.

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    Gene Wilder
    FUNNIER THAN Albert Brooks (RD1) Fred Willard (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
    VS.
    Steve Martin
    FUNNIER THAN Tom Hanks (RD1) Mel Brooks(RD2)
    [​IMG]
    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

     
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  2. His'nBeatYour'n

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    CACKLE REGION - THE PERFORMERS OLD SCHOOL FINALS

    Peter Sellers
    FUNNIER THAN Jerry Lewis (RD1) Charlie Chaplin (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
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    Bob Newhart
    FUNNIER THAN Jonathan Winters (RD1) Lucille Ball (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    “I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'”

     
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  3. His'nBeatYour'n

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    Chuckle region - snl

    THE CHUCKLE REGION - SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DIVISION

    John Belushi
    FUNNIER THAN Chevy Chase (RD1) Tina Fey (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
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    Chris Farley
    FUNNIER THAN Dana Carvey (RD1) Will Ferrell (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    Fat man in a little coat!

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    Adam Sandler
    FUNNIER THAN Dennis Miller (RD1) Mike Myers (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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    Bill Murray
    FUNNIER THAN Jon Lovitz (RD1) Norm McDonald (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

     
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  4. His'nBeatYour'n

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    Chuckle region - fat man showdown

    THE CHUCKLE REGION - FAT MAN SHOWDOWN

    John Candy
    SCTV CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Harold Ramis (RD1) Eugene Levy (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    They've gone to plaid!
    VS.
    Homer Simpson (Dan Castallaneta)
    SIGNATURE CHARACTERS CHAMP - FUNNIER THAN Pee Wee Herman (RD1) The Muppets (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.

     
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  5. His'nBeatYour'n

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    The Creators - FINALS

    CHUCKLE REGION - THE CREATORS FINALS

    Kevin Smith
    FUNNIER THAN Mike Judge (RD1) Trey Parker & Matt Stone (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!
    VS.
    Judd Apatow
    FUNNIER THAN Woody Allen (RD1) Christopher Guest (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    (From Freaks and Geeks) "The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader, you've seen Star Wars 27 times. You do the math."

     
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  6. Jt0323

    Jt0323 Fins Up! Luxury Box

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    Mitch vs Cosby was hard for me...both was extremely funny with different styles...i could not chose so i picked both
     
  7. His'nBeatYour'n

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    The Guffaw Region - Stand Up Comics

    THE GUFFAW REGION - STAND UP COMICS

    George Carlin
    FUNNIER THAN Denis Leary (RD1) Lewis Black (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    “If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
    VS.
    Steven Wright
    FUNNIER THAN Patton Oswalt (RD1) Jeffrey Ross (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    A while ago, I left my apartment building and walked my dog... on the ledge. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

     
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    The Guffaw Region - Stand Up Comics "Old School" Finals

    THE GUFFAW REGION STANDUP COMICS - OLD SCHOOL FINALS

    Rodney Dangerfield
    FUNNIER THAN Milton Berle (RD1) Don Rickles (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    A girl called me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
    VS.
    Bob Hope
    FUNNIER THAN Buddy Hackett (RD1) Dean Martin (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.

     
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    The Guffaw Region - The Hosts FINALS

    THE GUFFAW REGION - THE HOSTS FINALS

    Johnny Carson
    FUNNIER THAN Jay Leno (RD1) Conan O'Brien (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
    VS.
    Stephen Colbert
    FUNNIER THAN Jon Stewart (RD1) David Letterman (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    The greatest thing about George Bush is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

     
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  11. His'nBeatYour'n

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    The Giggle Region - THE NEW BRITS DIVISION FINALS

    THE GIGGLE REGION - THE NEW* BRITS DIVISION FINALS *by default

    Sacha Baron Cohen
    FUNNIER THAN Rowan Atkinson (RD1) Ricky Gervais (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you.
    VS.
    Monty Python
    COMEDY TROUPE CHAMPS - FUNNIER THAN Human Giant (RD1) The Kids In The Hall (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

     
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  12. His'nBeatYour'n

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    The Giggle Region - LADIES FINALS

    THE GIGGLE REGION - THE LADIES DIVISION FINALS

    Carol Burnett
    FUNNIER THAN Tracey Ullman (RD1) Lisa Lampanelli (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
    VS.
    Sarah Silverman
    FUNNIER THAN Roseanne Barr (RD1) Wanda Sykes (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's ****. And I thought, "Oh, my God – I'm turning into my mother!"

     
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  13. His'nBeatYour'n

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    The Giggle Region - BLACK COMIC FINALS

    THE GIGGLE REGION - BLACK COMIC DIVISION


    Richard Pryor
    FUNNIER THAN Martin Lawrence (RD1) Eddie Murphy (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells.
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    Chris Rock
    FUNNIER THAN Bernie Mac (RD1) Dave Chappelle (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you ****ed up.

     
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  14. His'nBeatYour'n

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    THE GIGGLE REGION

    The Farrelly Brothers
    BROTHERS DIVISION CHAMPS FUNNIER THAN The Wayans Brothers (RD1) The Marx Brothers (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?
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    The Three Stooges
    FUNNIER THAN Abbott & Costello (RD1) The Far Side (RD2)
    [​IMG]
    I'm the best musician in the country! "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?"

    The Farrelly Brothers clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=92wxjutjIRE

    The Three Stooges clip
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3s8sEYzHWQ
     
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  15. texanphinatic

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    Give some love to Farley!! Love his van down by the river bit, and lets face it, his skit as a Chippendale dancer with patrick swayze? Thats just a killer :)
     
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  16. finswin56

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    Hedberg was great. But Cosby was and is greater :up:
     
  17. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

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    You not voting for Kevin Smith is blasphemy!! :tantrum:
     
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    AGREED! :angry:

    Atleast my Bill Murray and Monty Python picks are still alive...
     
  19. Dol-Fan Dupree

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    I guesss I missed his top rated comedy show for 8 years.
     
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  20. His'nBeatYour'n

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    Surprised Kevin Smith is destroying Judd Apatow.

    "The Fat Man Showdown" has been neck and neck from the beginning. Every time I check in, an even number of new votes are in and John Candy and Homer Simpson remain tied.
     
  21. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    I am surprised Sara Silverman and Carol Burnett are even close. I guess that just shows the age of people voting. Hell I was a kid when that show was on the air.

    Also I am a fan of Sara and have been since I saw her on SNL, however I still see her as a B Comedian
     
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  22. His'nBeatYour'n

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    I loved Carol Burnett as a kid, but anytime I've seen re-runs I'm not laughing that hard anymore.

    Silverman has been in comedy for a while now, and I think she is easily the funniest female comic today. But you are right, she is a bit of a B comedian overall.
     
  23. MonstBlitz

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    I'm not sure if this plays at all, but allegedly, Robin Williams smells absolutely horrible.
     

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