CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL BRACKET CLICK BELOW TO VOTE IN THE OTHER 3 REGIONS THE CACKLE REGION THE CHUCKLE REGION THE GUFFAW REGION THE BRITS DIVISION FINALS Sacha Baron Cohen Give me your tears, Gypsy, or I will take them from you. VS. Ricky Gervais If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of ****. Sacha Baron Cohen clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=GSFGFvkQ0CA Ricky Gervais clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaEj3g5GOYA
Support Our Troupes COMEDY TROUPE DIVISION FINALS The Kids In the Hall I crush your head! VS. Monty Python You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. The Kids In The Hall clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4&feature=related Mont Python clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
The Ladies THE LADIES DIVISION Carol Burnett Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. VS. Lisa Lampanelli Hitler got more laughs than Jimmy Kimmel, and he did it without Jewish writers ------------------------ Sarah Silverman A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's ****. And I thought, "Oh, my God – I'm turning into my mother!" VS. Wanda Sykes They wanted me to play a maid, who won the lottery... but liked the family she worked for sooo much, that she kept working for them. Are they crazy? Shoot, If I found out I won the lottery, I would leave in the middle of this joke! Carol Burnett Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=9gqQYuipF7U Lisa Lampanelli Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=k7Sp24TlWAM Sarah Silverman Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jYm8roBEdU Wanda Sykes clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=bjOhtTUHpRI
Black Comics BLACK COMIC DIVISION (or) YOU MEAN THREE OF THESE GUYS WILL BE GONE BEFORE THE SWEET 16?! THIS IS THE DUMBEST TOURNEY EVER. Richard Pryor I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells. VS. Eddie Murphy Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ***. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't ****. --------------------- Dave Chappelle No I can't stop yellin', 'cause that's how I talk! Ain't never seeeeen my movies!? Juice! That was a good one! Deep Blue Sea! They ate me! A ****ING SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, *****! VS. Chris Rock I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you ****ed up. Richard Pryor clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=v1WUlTUTuPM&feature=related Eddie Murphy clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=jWEHETqjWRs&feature=related Chappelle clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk Chris Rock Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fi3DmCD5A_U
BROTHERS DIVISION FINALS The Marx Brothers Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. VS. The Farrelly Brothers Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank? Marx Brothers clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=UTLVYK3SwWM The Farrelly Brothers clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=92wxjutjIRE
The Leftovers The Three Stooges I'm the best musician in the country! "Yeah, but how are ya in the city?" VS. The Far Side The Three Stooges clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3s8sEYzHWQ