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Just Damn Funny Tourney - Round 2 - Guffaw Region

Discussion in 'Contest Forum' started by His'nBeatYour'n, Jun 22, 2008.

Who is Just Damn Funny?

Poll closed Jun 25, 2008.
  1. George Carlin

    82.8%
  2. VS. Lewis Black

    13.8%
  3. Jeffrey Ross

    48.3%
  4. VS. Steven Wright

    51.7%
  5. Mitch Hedberg

    62.1%
  6. VS. Sam Kinison

    34.5%
  7. Dane Cook

    41.4%
  8. VS. Andrew Dice Clay

    55.2%
  9. Rodney Dangerfield

    89.7%
  10. VS. Don Rickles

    10.3%
  11. Bob Hope

    75.9%
  12. VS. Dean Martin

    24.1%
  13. Johnny Carson

    55.2%
  14. VS. Conan O'Brien

    41.4%
  15. Stephen Colbert

    65.5%
  16. VS. David Letterman

    31.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. His'nBeatYour'n

    His'nBeatYour'n Glass Ceiling Repairman

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    CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL BRACKET

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    THE CACKLE REGION
    THE CHUCKLE REGION
    THE GIGGLE REGION

    STAND UP COMICS

    George Carlin
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    “If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
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    Lewis Black
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    Lactose intolerant milk? Kiss my dick! If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So what's in the ****ing carton? Get it out of there, get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself

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    Jeffrey Ross
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    What can you really say about Carson Daly that hasn't already been said about that ******ed boy that won the lottery?
    VS.
    Steven Wright
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    A while ago, I left my apartment building and walked my dog... on the ledge. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

    George Carlin clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Rlqjxst6xU&feature=related

    Lewis Black clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=4mCDZMWVWuc

    Jeffrey Ross clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=OAV898pqmIE

    Steven Wright clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=qPWGfnJ9X7c
     
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  2. His'nBeatYour'n

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    STANDUP COMICS GONE TOO SOON DIVISION SEMI-FINALS*
    *Someone in round 1 was "gone too soon" from this tourney. The winner of this matchup will face the winner of a "Re-entry Poll"

    Mitch Hedberg
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    I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
    VS.
    Sam Kinison
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    YOU ****ING WHORE!!! You used me! You never loved me! I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! DIE! DIE! DIE! I want my records back! I want my ****ing records back!

    Mitch Hedberg Clip
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2491LucLa1g

    Sam Kinison clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=K1GjyrQiSRs
     
  3. His'nBeatYour'n

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    Talent Free Zone

    STANDUP COMICS - HERE TOO LONG? DIVISION
    Rest easy folks, neither of these talent deficient comedy whores will make it to round 3. Their spot will be taken by the winner of a "Re-entry Poll" from one of the 62 worthy contestants "gone too soon" in round 1.

    Dane Cook
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    I do all the little tricklets. Everybody does little tricks. I do the little I bite your lip and I suck your lip; and here's my signature move, here's my thing right here, I flick you in the eye, that's me.

    VS.
    Andrew Dice Clay
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    Old Mother Goose…I ****ed her.

    Dane Cook clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=QQIzRCHW5sE

    Dice clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM
     
  4. His'nBeatYour'n

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    Old School

    STANDUP COMICS - OLD SCHOOL DIVISION

    Rodney Dangerfield
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    A girl called me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
    VS.
    Don Rickles
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    There's Dom DeLuise there, sucking on the ice...trying to get another drink. Let me tell you quite frankly Dom, you have a bad body.

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    Bob Hope
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    I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe.
    VS.
    Dean Martin
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    Last night, a girl kept banging on my door for forty minutes... but I won't let her out!

    Dangerfield clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=VwZAIO7q9v8&feature=related

    Don Rickles clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=PH23UjMG5wQ

    Bob Hope clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=ADwXu1qtpak&feature=related

    Dean Martin clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=xXOpJ86o-_k
     
  5. His'nBeatYour'n

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    The Hosts

    THE HOSTS DIVISION

    Johnny Carson
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    I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
    VS.
    Conan O'Brien
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    This year there will be more cutting edge political wit and satire, and less random arbitrary humour that doesn't make sense. Isn't that right, Fidel Castro Rabbit DJ?


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    Stephen Colbert
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    The greatest thing about George Bush is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday - no matter what happened Tuesday.
    VS.
    David Letterman
    [​IMG]
    There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

    Johnny Carson clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=EY3Lw_-bj5U

    Conan O'Brien clip
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/6322/late-night-with-conan-obrien-nbc-tour-part-1

    Stephen Colbert clip
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/22547/the-colbert-report-tickling-the-rocks-610

    David Letterman Clip
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=O1X5cQ1ymnQ
     
  6. Phinperor

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    Dane Cook VS. Andrew Dice Clay...Can't stand either but had to choose the lesser of two evils.
     
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    R.I.P George...
     

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