CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL BRACKET CLICK BELOW TO VOTE IN THE OTHER 3 REGIONS THE CHUCKLE REGION THE GUFFAW REGION THE GIGGLE REGION PERFORMERS - JUDD APATOW DIVISION FINALS Steve Carell - DEFEATED (RD1) Seth Rogan "That's what she said." VS. Jonah Hill - DEFEATED (RD1) Michael Cera "Ask me about my wiener" Steve Carrell Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=YLKbXHhGku8" Jonah Hill Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=OSvEWNDMeww"]http://youtube.com/watch?v=OSvEWNDMeww
Sitcom Division PERFORMERS - SITCOM DIVISION FINALS Kevin James How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins." VS. Jerry Seinfeld JERRY: I need to talk to you about my friend, Dr. Tim Whatley. I think he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes. PRIEST: And this offends you as a Jewish person? JERRY: No, it offends me as a comedian. Kevin James clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=-V2Lr3M6AvI Jerry Seinfeld clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=-T0C8x57StM
The Performers THE PERFOMERS PART David Cross Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. VS. Vince Vaughn All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the *******! I'm the *******! ------------------------------- Ben Stiller What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? VS. Robin Williams You are in more dire need of a ******* than any white man in history. -------------------------------- Fred Willard Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank. VS. Gene Wilder You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. -------------------------------- Mel Brooks But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly. VS. Steve Martin Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it. David Cross Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=tP4yX2rkpBc Vince Vaughn Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKwrqCKtPNs Ben Stiller clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=VRze1EWrrEg Robin Willliams clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=ygqR3fDBhe4 Fred Willard Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=6SHRFhfeLgY Gene Wilder Clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=oGMYNAabs1s Mel Brooks clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60 Steve Martin clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=w2X3vVMdh-s
Old School PERFORMERS - OLD SCHOOL DIVISION Charlie Chaplin I'll sign it! Und stratz mit sei öldensackt, il der, der flutens... , der... , der... , und strippensackt! A pen! I'll sign it. Napaloni, de grosse peanut, de cheesy ravioli. There! VS. Peter Sellers Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. -------------------------- Bob Newhart “I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'” VS. Lucille Ball A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright. Charlie Chaplin clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSGXxWVCjvQ Peter Sellers clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls Bob Newhart clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=8gFD5W_6GrU Lucy clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=4wp3m1vg06Q