CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL BRACKET CLICK BELOW TO VOTE IN THE OTHER 3 REGIONS CHUCKLE REGION GUFFAW REGION GIGGLE REGION PERFORMERS - JUDD APATOW DIVISION Steve Carell "That's what she said." VS. Seth Rogan "Wanna know how I know you're gay? Because you like Coldplay. " http://youtube.com/watch?v=tCs-TACv_kg Steve Carrell clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=YLKbXHhGku8" ---------------------- Michael Cera "Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in." Michael Cera clip http://www.hulu.com/watch/1102/arrested-development-kissing-cousins-movie#s-p7-sa-i1 VS. Jonah Hill "Ask me about my wiener" http://youtube.com/watch?v=OSvEWNDMeww
Performers PERFORMERS - SITCOM DIVISION Kevin James How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins." VS. Ray Romano Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to... you know... lower cuddling. http://youtube.com/watch?v=gCup5qDHs40 Kevin James clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=-V2Lr3M6AvI --------------------------------- Larry David Pretty good. Pret-ty pret-ty pret-ty good. VS. Jerry Seinfeld JERRY: I need to talk to you about my friend, Dr. Tim Whatley. I think he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes. PRIEST: And this offends you as a Jewish person? JERRY: No, it offends me as a comedian. http://youtube.com/watch?v=-T0C8x57StM Larry David clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w ---------------------
Performers David Cross Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. VS. Bob Odenkirk Listen, lady. I don't come to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth. http://youtube.com/watch?v=N__UBXS_o7U David Cross clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=tP4yX2rkpBc ---------------------- Jack Black Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun. VS. Vince Vaughn All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the *******! I'm the *******! http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKwrqCKtPNs Jack Black clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=NusFPEluBWU ----------------------- Ben Stiller What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? VS. Owen Wilson Did you ever have a touch to lose, man? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKGpXfAdCAs&NR=1 Ben Stiller clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=VRze1EWrrEg ------------------------------ Robin Williams You are in more dire need of a ******* than any white man in history. VS. Jim Carrey Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. http://youtube.com/watch?v=jXPKV_lKRew&feature=related Robin Willliams clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=ygqR3fDBhe4
Garry Shandling “After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody” VS. Fred Willard Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank. http://youtube.com/watch?v=6SHRFhfeLgY Garry Shandling clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=VeIhal4WQHo ------------------------------- Albert Brooks You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you! VS. Gene Wilder You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. http://youtube.com/watch?v=oGMYNAabs1s Albert Brooks clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=6YQviwy89bo -------------------------------- Mel Brooks But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly. VS. Carl Reiner “A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” http://youtube.com/watch?v=TB2S4hzYdAk Mel Brooks clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60 ----------------------------------- Steve Martin Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil! / Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it. VS. Tom Hanks I can play ventriloquist with my underwear. I can play darts while maintaining an erection. I can gargle dishwater and fart O Canada at the same time! I can play piano without being popular. I once had this dream - I was dancing on the streetcorner with a jackhammer up my *** - now that was either a sex dream or I need more fiber in my diet. If any of this is turning you on, just let me know. http://youtube.com/watch?v=rKr8QzjixJ4 Steve Martin clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=w2X3vVMdh-s
Old School Performers PERFORMERS - OLD SCHOOL DIVISION Charlie Chaplin I'll sign it! Und stratz mit sei öldensackt, il der, der flutens... , der... , der... , und strippensackt! A pen! I'll sign it. Napaloni, de grosse peanut, de cheesy ravioli. There! VS. Buster Keaton Quote: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LWEo4M8nZQQ Charlie Chaplin clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSGXxWVCjvQ -------------------------- Peter Sellers Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. VS. Jerry Lewis Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me, and let's get started. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ySmnxy29Q Peter Sellers clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWz9XVvls ----------------------- Bob Newhart “I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'” VS. Jonathan Winters When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed. http://youtube.com/watch?v=dGorCSnIHF4 Bob Newhart clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=8gFD5W_6GrU ----------------------- Lucille Ball A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright. VS. Jackie Gleason You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon, 'cause that's where you're goin'. http://youtube.com/watch?v=vcU8kNjjIZw&feature=related Lucy clip http://youtube.com/watch?v=4wp3m1vg06Q
robin williams over jim carrey was heart breaking.....and ben stiller over owen wilson was tough (for me) awesome idea bud, its goin great so far!!!!
I couldn't in good conscience cast a vote in the Robin Williams -v- Jim Carrey matchup. They used to be very funny.
The only one that I found clear cut was Steve Martin vs. Tom Hanks. Thats just a crusher for Hanks, not a chance really. The others all made me think for a few seconds, some for quite a while longer than that ...
Kevin James FTW! I like how you set it up...close friends and movie partners against each other and so on.
Brooks? Brooks is getting destroyed by Wilder, CNN has already projected him the winner. Love Brooks btw, sad to see.
Albert came to my mind first. But still I went back and checked to make sure I wasn't missing a different Brooks. Mel Brooks isn't Mel BROOKS he's Melbrooks.
WHO WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! You clowns are voting for Seinfeld over Larry David? You guys are not serious. This is a protest vote or something. Have you guys seen Curb your Enthusiasm? That show kicks Seinfeld all over the lot. Not to mention..LARRY DAVID CREATED SEINFELD. If it wasn;t for David, Jerry Seinfeld would be some hack comic somewhere. This is a travesty. Now I am gonna look at the clowns that voted for Seinfeld and shame them in this thread. ATTICA!!! ATTICA!! ATTICA!!!!
Aqua4Ever04, Brown42000, charlestonphan, DevilFin13, finsgirlie, finswin56, Firesole, GoPhins!, GridIronKing34, ILPhinFan88, joeydolfan, Jt0323, pocoloco, Regan21286, Rocky Raccoon, Sethdaddy8, SickFinFan33, texanphinatic, The Rev, unluckyluciano, Vengeful Odin SHAME ON ALL OF YOU. Might as well burn an american flag....I am disgusted. I want a recount.
thats what you get for keeping godzilla out of the bad *** tournament hahahahahahaha see that, thats his revenge face
Im surprised Vince Vaughn is winning so handily against Jack Black right now. No love for Nacho? Vince is funny, but hes one of "those guys" who play the exact carbon copy same character in every movie theyve been in. And Section what can I say, I just find Jerry funny :P It doesnt help that ive not seen much CYE as well, but I really do find Jerry funny
