1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Official ThePhins.com Poster Draft (Live Draft Here)

Discussion in 'Contest Forum' started by GridIronKing34, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

    23,388
    16,296
    113
    Nov 22, 2007
    Denver, CO
    Every year, new members arrive at forums hoping to make a name for themselves through the internet world by great insight, humor, leadership, or kindness. Many members at ThePhins.com have one, if not all, of these qualities that makes them eligible for the first ever ThePhins.com Poster Draft. Many experts could tell you that one poster would go first overall, but another expert could tell you another poster would go to that number one overall pick selection. Either of these two could be right because no one knows exactly where one member will be drafted. With eight franchises looking to bring their football team in the right direction, they will draft 320 posters to complete their team. Could you be the next Dan Marino?

    ThePhins.com Poster Draft Rules

    1. Coaches will submit their picks as soon as they can. There will be no time limit, but expect at least 1-2 picks to happen a day, if not more.
    2. Coaches will decide a poster's position, not the poster.
    3. There will be an unofficial Poster Draft thread that anyone can talk about the draft. This thread is simply for drafting, nothing more, nothing less.
    4. If you are NOT drafting a poster, DO NOT poster here.
    5. Have fun (yes, I had to add the cliche final rule... bite me. :wink2:)

    ThePhins.com Roster Regulations (Minimums)
    1 Quarterback
    1 Runningback
    1 Fullback
    2 Wide Receivers
    1 Tight Ends
    5 Offensive Linemen
    4 Defensive Linemen
    3 Linebackers
    2 Cornerbacks
    2 Safeties
    1 Kicker/Punter

    1 Offensive Coordinator
    1 Defensive Coordinator
    1 Coach (That's already been decided)

    Team Roster:
    Samphin's NorCal Whoop Tooshies
    GridIronKing34's Angry Beavers of Niagara Falls
    SickFinFan33's Palm Beach Sick Faulkers
    gi§h®'s The People That Matter of Gotham City
    WhiteDolphin54's Compton Misfitz
    alen1's Mexico City Hooligans Squad
    Boik14's Ronnie Brown's Town
    Regan21286's Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash

    ThePhins.com Poster Draft Order

    Round One
    1. Samphin: Samphin, DE, Lounge University
    2. GridIronKing34: Celtkin, QB, University of Idaho
    3. SickFinFan33: DrAstroZoom, QB, University of Illinois
    4. gi§h®: Muck, QB, School of Hard Knocks
    5. WhiteDolphin54: ckparrothead, OC, No College
    6. alen1: Aqua4Ever04, WR, I Love Me Some Me Elementary
    7. Boik14: Boomer, QB, Some British University
    8. Regan21286: Fin Fan In Cali, DC, USMC

    Round Two
    9. Regan21286: ATVZ400, LB, No College
    10. Boik14: Pink Dove, DE, Purple Haze University
    11. alen1: cnc66, OL, No College
    12. WhiteDolphin54: Shouright, DC
    13. gi§h®: Crunchtime, RB, Georgetown Institute of Football
    14. SickFinFan33: Mor911, WR, The U
    15. GridIronKing34: KB21, DC, University of Mississippi
    16. Samphin: fin-atic, K/P, Finheaven State

    Round Three
    1. Samphin: azfinfanmang, FB, Whatsamadda U. (Traded to SickFinFan33)
    2. GridIronKing34: unluckyluciano, LB, University of New Mexico
    3. SickFinFan33: enforcerfin33, LT, University of Indiana
    4. gi§h®: BuckeyeKing, WR, Ohio State University
    5. WhiteDolphin54: Mindwarp, CB, University of Miami (FL)
    6. alen1: Phunwin, QB, The U
    7. Boik14: NJFinsfan1, LT, U Crazy
    8. Regan21286: In_Flames, TE, Richmond

    Round Four
    9. Regan21286: Clumpy, QB, No U
    10. Boik14: Conuficus, RB, Bermuda U
    11. alen1: Bpk, DE, Eat Your QB Alive Hi Skool
    12. WhiteDolphin54: Zeke0123, SS, Dartmouth
    13. gi§h®: darkmistress, OC, School of Roo
    14. SickFinFan33: Motion, FS, University of Florida
    15. GridIronKing34: Stitches, FS, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
    16. Samphin: flyer22, S, Whodafukare U

    Round Five
    1. Samphin: FinsGirlie, WR, Kissimmee State
    2. GridIronKing34: like2god, WR, RealMenWearTights University
    3. Samphin (via SickFinFan33): Hammer, QB, Smiley A&M
    4. gi§h®: FinNasty, DT, University of Ripping People Apart
    5. WhiteDolphin54: FINintheMOON, DT, Pittsburgh
    6. SickFinFan (via alen1): The Rev, CB, Holy Cross College
    7. Boik14: Finswin56, MLB, University of Florida
    8. Regan21286: Pagan, WR, Unknown

    Round Six
    9. Regan21286: HardKoreXXX, FS
    10. Boik14: Infiltrateib, CB, Shut U Down
    11. alen1: Desides, DT, Knowledge U
    12. WhiteDolphin54: femalefinfan, TE, University of Philadelphia
    13. gi§h®: Paul_13, LT, Academy for the Physically Gifted Soldiers of Earth
    14. alen1 (via SickFinFan33): Section126, RB, State Penn
    15. GridIronKing34: texasPHINSfan, RB, University of Florida
    16. Samphin: George Carlin's corpse, OG, Kawledge Youkneevusuhtee

    Round Seven
    1. Samphin: njfinfan, DC, Moderatin' Tech A&M University State
    2. GridIronKing34: byroan, CB, North Carolina
    3. alen1 (via SickFinFan33): FreeStyle, FS, UCLA
    4. gi§h®: Jt3023, LB, University of Run
    5. WhiteDolphin54: DOLPHAN1, LB, Penn State
    6. SickFinFan33 (via alen1): KiNG, RB, University of Miami
    7. Boik14: DonShula84, WR, Not Sure What U
    8. Regan21286: WharfRat, NT/DT, US Army

    Round Eight
    9. Regan21286: Sethdaddy8, LT, Fuggehdabouddit University
    10. Boik14: Infinsible, RT, Iwillban U
    11. alen1: PhinsRock, OLB, "F.U." U
    12. WhiteDolphin54: unifiedtheory, CB, out of British Columbia
    13. gi§h®: RonnieBrownTown, DE, West Carolina University
    14. SickFinFan33: Coral Reefer, LB, Great Barrier Reef University
    15. GridIronKing34: King Felix, SS, Ridgemont High
    16. Samphin: MikeO, OC, Spawn of Satan

    Round Nine
    1. Samphin: ILPhinFan88, WR, Dodger Blue State
    2. GridIronKing34: opfinistic, LB, Mother Goose Preschool
    3. SickFinFan33: Dol-fan Dupree, OC, Smart-*** University
    4. gi§h®: Finascious D, LB, School of Rock
    5. WhiteDolphin54: HolliFinFan, QB, Stones Throw From Stadium Uni
    6. alen1: pocoloco, OC, Irish U
    7. Boik14: Raphael, DC, Whoop U
    8. Regan21286: Baxter, DE, Springfield Golf Academy

    Round Ten
    9. Regan21286: Ray Finkle, K/P, Stetson University
    10. Boik14: Dolfan87, MLB, Him > U
    11. alen1: Adamprez2003, QB Coach, ILove U Matt Ryan
    12. WhiteDolphin54: TotoreMexico, WR, Universidad Nacional Autonoma de Mexico
    13. gi§h®: HULKfish, C, Smash U
    14. SickFinFan33: Silverphin, TE, Sterling University
    15. GridIronKing34: Vengeful Odin, C, Hawaii
    16. Samphin: RealDriscoll, TE, Funnycollegename University

    Round Eleven
    1. Samphin: Miamian, MLB, Jerusalem
    2. GridIronKing34: MrClean, OC, Offensive Line High
    3. SickFinFan33: vmarcilfan75, S, Sexy Avatar Community College
    4. gi§h®: Ozzy, OLB, Bark at the U
    5. WhiteDolphin54: DaFins, C, East Harwood University
    6. alen1: Padre31, MLB, I Will Outsmart U
    7. Boik14: CVass, CB, San Diego State U
    8. Regan21286: Nabocane, CB, Washington

    Round Twelve
    9. Regan21286: Ohiophinfan, OC, University of South Florida
    10. Boik14: jason8er, C, I Will Break U
    11. alen1: jdang307, CB, Dang U
    12. WhiteDolphin54: MNFinfan, LT
    13. gi§h®: His'nBeatYour'n, WR, Home Schooled
    14. SickFinFan33: Alex44, Blow Pop U
    15. GridIronKing34: Skeet84, LB, University of Florida
    16. Samphin: PMZQ, OC

    Round Thirteen
    1. Samphin: 124, S, Stupid gross New York Jets University
    2. GridIronKing34: FinSane, DE, Villain University
    3. SickFinFan33: TokyoFishFan, Hope He Wasn't Already Selected U
    4. gi§h®: Ricky's Pipe, SS, Sabotage U
    5. WhiteDolphin54: Xiidaen, G, N.e.ware U
    6. alen1: Slickj101, LB, I Own U
    7. Boik14: Disgustipate, ROLB, Hitman U
    8. Regan21286: Mike13, OG, FIU

    Round Fourteen
    9. Regan21286: Darkoak, OG, Liberal U
    10. Boik14: FinFanSince72, LG, Disagreeing With U
    11. alen1: Stringer Bell, WR, I love U Allen Bailey
    12. WhiteDolphin54: Chrisko, DT/DE, Texas A and M
    13. gi§h®: Fin-Omenal, TE, University of Severely Underprivileged Kings (USUK)
    14. SickFinFan33: colorado dolfan, OLB, UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO
    15. GridIronKing34: ASUFinFan, CB, Arizona State
    16. Samphin: Quelonio, RB, Mexicali

    Round Fifteen
    1. Samphin: Rick 1966, CB, John Wayne U.
    2. GridIronKing34: DevilFin13, TE, Sunshine State U
    3. SickFinFan33: sking29, CB, I Got My Hash-Pipe University
    4. gi§h®: MonstBlitz, FS, Eliminate U
    5. WhiteDolphin54: JT99, FS, F U
    6. alen1: Finrunner, CB, Running Faster Than U
    7. Boik14: Fineas, OC, Teaching U A Thing or Two
    8. Regan21286: brandon27, WR, Ontario

    Round Sixteen
    9. Regan21286: Ducken, RB, Delaware
    10. Boik14: Disnardo, DE, Tacklin U
    11. alen1: Dolphindebby, head cheerleader
    12. WhiteDolphin54: drdolphin, LB, C U Sooner (Rather Than Later)
    13. gi§h®: Themole, DC, Infiltrate U
    14. SickFinFan33: Cecil Collins, RB, California Prison League
    15. GridIronKing34: calphin, OG, Sharpshooter Academy
    16. Samphin: Phinzee Award, DE, Samphin's Inflated Ego

    Round Seventeen
    1. Samphin: Passrusher, DT, Some College Somewhere
    2. GridIronKing34: screamer, OT, House of Pancakes
    3. SickFinFan33
    4. gi§h®
    5. WhiteDolphin54
    6. alen1
    7. Boik14
    8. Regan21286

    Round Eighteen
    9. Regan21286
    10. Boik14
    11. alen1
    12. WhiteDolphin54
    13. gi§h®
    14. SickFinFan33
    15. GridIronKing34
    16. Samphin

    Round Nineteen
    1. Samphin
    2. GridIronKing34
    3. SickFinFan33
    4. gi§h®
    5. WhiteDolphin54
    6. alen1
    7. Boik14
    8. Regan21286

    Round Twenty
    9. Regan21286
    10. Boik14
    11. alen1
    12. WhiteDolphin54
    13. gi§h®
    14. SickFinFan33
    15. GridIronKing34
    16. Samphin

    Round Twenty One
    1. Samphin
    2. GridIronKing34
    3. SickFinFan33
    4. gi§h®
    5. WhiteDolphin54
    6. alen1
    7. Boik14
    8. Regan21286

    Round Twenty Two
    9. Regan21286
    10. Boik14
    11. alen1
    12. WhiteDolphin54
    13. gi§h®
    14. SickFinFan33
    15. GridIronKing34
    16. Samphin

    Round Twenty Three
    1. Samphin
    2. GridIronKing34
    3. SickFinFan33
    4. gi§h®
    5. WhiteDolphin54
    6. alen1
    7. Boik14
    8. Regan21286

    Round Twenty Four
    9. Regan21286
    10. Boik14
    11. alen1
    12. WhiteDolphin54
    13. gi§h®
    14. SickFinFan33
    15. GridIronKing34
    16. Samphin

    Round Twenty Five
    1. Samphin
    2. GridIronKing34
    3. SickFinFan33
    4. gi§h®
    5. WhiteDolphin54
    6. alen1
    7. Boik14
    8. Regan21286

    Trades Accepted:

    -SickFinFan33 sends his fifth round pick (3rd overall) to Samphin for azfinfanmang

    -SickFinFan33 sends his sixth round pick (6th overall) and seventh round pick (3rd overall) to alen1 for his fifth around pick (6th overall) and seventh round pick (6th overall).
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 11, 2008
    Phinperor, Regan21286 and Boik14 like this.
  2. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    When holding the overall first pick in the draft, you need to make sure that you get it right. Nothing can hinder a franchise worse than screwing up the first overall pick. With that said, what do you look for in a first overall pick?

    Talent? Leadership? Consistancy? Good looks? I think it has to be a combination of all of those traits (and having met some of you in real life, most of you fall WAY short in the good looking department, consider yourselves UDFA material...).

    So with that said, with the first pick, in thephins.com poster Draft, The NorCal WhoopTooshies select:

    SAMPHIN, DE, Lounge University. Now, you may ask why I decided to draft myself first overall. It is simple really. Bragging rights. I can now hold over everyone else that not only did I win the March Madness tourney from last year, but now I am the NUMBER 1 pick in the draft!

    Beyound that though, I have been a long time member of the board who contributes virtually daily. You know I am gonna show up and be very vocal, which is what you need to be on defense. Communication is key. On top of that I have a wicked spin moves that I use in the PoFo forums and ave a great sack (ability to get to the quarterback...pervs).

    DGB is on the clock.
     
  3. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

    23,388
    16,296
    113
    Nov 22, 2007
    Denver, CO
    With the second overall selection, the Angry Beavers of Niagara Falls select:

    Celtkin, QB, University of Idaho

    Raised in the streets of Idaho, Celtkin is quite possibly the top prospect in ThePhins.com Poster Draft. He grew up slinging potatoes at nerds as a child which lead to a couple high school state championships. Celtkin is a man among men, he is the Peyton Manning of ThePhins.com. Celtkin is everything you ask for in a quarterback, he has the talent, the leadership, and the confidence to take you the distance.

    The Angry Beavers went out and grabbed the top quarterback in the draft to lead them into the promised land. Celtkin offers a lot to the team as he one of the top members at ThePhins.com. He is one of the founders and owners of ThePhins.com and the first member of ThePhins.com, which makes him a crucial piece in the puzzle. Celtkin is an army veteran as well, so he knows how to handle things when he is under pressure.

    Coach GridIronKing34 has went on to say, "I couldn't believe that Samphin passed on a franchise player to select himself. I know the man has an ego, but I really think this guy is out of his mind. But it's his loss, no complaints here. We're happy to have Celtkin on this team as our leader and quarterback."
     
    Boik14 and Celtkin like this.
  4. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

    72,658
    35,312
    113
    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    What wins ball games for a football team? Speed? Agility? Disgusting Smell of a opponets arm pits? Sure.......well......maybe.....

    In my football playing career i learned alot, alot that i can carry into my new profession........

    [​IMG]


    Now i have the 3rd overall pick.....the first pick was a travesty to say the least......

    The second pick was a great one, my pick...........











    is coming in a second





    You see, in the trenches is where (in my opinion) ball games are won.....but behind the center is where you need a captain, a leader, and someone that wont crack under pressure......this man has faced pressure in his life, and has smashed it under his wheels......the 3rd selection of "The Phins" Poster draft.......The Palm Beach Sick Faulkers Select......out of The University of Illinois.........Quaterback.....

    Dr.....



    Astro......




    Zoom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    [​IMG]

    Welcome to the team Sir, I look forward to you calling the plays in my huddle for a long time
     
    Celtkin likes this.
  5. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

    19,893
    9,750
    113
    Nov 23, 2007
    Over Yonder
    With the 4th selection in the poster draft, the People that Matter of Gotham select...

    Muck - QB - The School of Hard Knocks
    Benevolent Despot

    [​IMG]

    Muck will serve as the quarterback, and cornerstone of this franchise. His knack for leadership and his undying work behind the scenes, can only be matched by his amazing ability to deal a knockout blow in only one post. We know we are getting an all-time great here, and are lucky he was available at the #4 spot.

    NFL Comparison: Brett Favre/Peyton Manning combined
     
    Celtkin likes this.
  6. Whitedolphin54

    Whitedolphin54 From the land of legends Luxury Box

    3,647
    883
    0
    Nov 26, 2007
    Somerset UK
    Having a shortlist of about 30 guys for my number 1 pick, I never really expected two or three of them to be still left come my turn. In fact I was so sure this guy would be gone I didn’t even bother doing a write up for him.

    A great analyst on anything about football, and in my opinion tons better than most journalists around the NFL. He spends hours tirelessly going over tape looking for strengths and weaknesses in players, never afraid to give his opinion, or tell you what he thinks of yours.

    This guy will be the first in the office day after match day





    This guy is my Offensive Co-ordinator




    With the 5th pick in the first round, The Compton Misfitz select

    ckparrothead
     
    Celtkin likes this.
  7. alen1

    alen1 New Member

    52,811
    20,365
    0
    Dec 16, 2007
    Mel Kiper Jr.: I believe the Mexico City Hooligans can not pass up a future Hall of Fame left tackle in Griddles. He has scouts raving about his work ethic but question his abilities to communicate with others due to lack of knowledge. The pick is in, we will see what the Hooligans do..

    Roger Goodell: With the first pick, the Mexico City Hooligans select …….

    Aqua4Ever04, WR, I Love Me Some Me Elementary

    The skinny: May be a reach but Aqua4Ever04 is a heavy contributor to the depths of the ocean of thephins.com. He has made an enormous impact on others with his amazing knowledge. Had a productive final season at ILMSM Elementary with 2254 posts on 61 reps. Makes everyone around him better and will continue to do so for the Hooligans. May hold out and wants his damn money! other than that, nice guy.

    Touted as: Rich man’s Terrell Owens
     
    Last edited: Jun 14, 2008
    Celtkin and Aqua4Ever04 like this.
  8. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    75,121
    37,640
    113
    Nov 28, 2007
    New York
    With the 7th overall pick in The Phins Poster Draft, Ronnie Brown's Town is proud to draft Quarterback, Boomer!

    In his time at um some British university, Boomer has displayed an uncanny understanding of his offensive scheme and displayed great leadership qualities on the field. He's got a cannon Marino esque arm and awesome accuracy as he almost always hits the receiver in stride. His ability to decipher defenses is no different then any of the all time greats like Manning or Brady. What seperates him is his willingness to stand in the pocket the extra second and take the hit just to make sure he can get the ball in a spot where the receiver can catch it.

    I hope Boomer will graciously accept this 7 year/72 million dollar offer with 30 million in guarantees plus his own luxury suite and use of the owners private plane. As a franchise Ronnie Brown's town is psyched to have him on board!

    NFL Comparison: Marino and Montana
     
    Last edited: Jun 15, 2008
    Celtkin likes this.
  9. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

    10,439
    3,176
    0
    Dec 3, 2007
    UCLA, CA
    With the 8th overall pick, Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash goes local for its selection of defensive coordinator. That honor goes to Fin Fan In Cali. He's just the perfect fit for this team. He lives in SoCal, works superbly as an Operations Manager (excellent experience for managing a top notch D), and he's a former Marine sergeant so you know he'll bring the toughness to this D along with great managing skills. He's also a great leader and mentor. Plus, he's an admin and you always want power on your side (like say to ban a rival team coach or player for you before gametime...). It's hard to find a spot where we could use someone of his greatness and talent but DC fits most of em. But I dare say he could also find himself as the leader of the D as a brusing stalwart MLB.

    NFL Comparison: Zach Thomas if he became an operations manager.
     
    Fin Fan In Cali and Celtkin like this.
  10. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

    10,439
    3,176
    0
    Dec 3, 2007
    UCLA, CA
    For the 9th overall pick, now that the position of DC has been superbly filled, a big decision had to be made. There were so many options but only one pick. With teams going offense (mostly QB), it was time to find someone who can negate a QB. But how to negate one? By countering with intelligence. Getting the inside stuff on your plays, directing it to your fellow player (or poster in this case) so everyone can read the opposing QB like Griddles reads Green Eggs and Ham. Now who's the one responsible in collecting so much valuable intel, keeping your fellow man informed, and executing it? That one is ATVZ400, the RWSSS new ILB. The man has eyes and ears everywhere so you know he'll know before you'll know. If you can catch my drift. By the time you do, ATVZ400's got 10 pages worth of new intel. Now combine that with FFIC and you've got a combo that can outread and outpower any QB or offense in general.

    Comparison: Tedy Bruschi
     
    Celtkin likes this.
  11. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    75,121
    37,640
    113
    Nov 28, 2007
    New York
    With the 2nd pick of the 2nd round Ronnie Brown's Town selects Pink Dove, Defensive End, from Purple Haze University.

    At 6'8"/275 with ridiculous measureables, we know we have just gotten the pass rusher we need to fortify our defense for a number of years. Pinky has an outstanding knowledge of the game, spends much time in the film room, and leaves it all out on the field. He tends to lead by example. There were some questions in his psychological evaluation as he has been known to bring a hockey stick on the field in an attempt to cross check or slash the ball loose from offensive players! On Ronnie Brown's Town we welcome this type of instability and chalk it up to his Canadian, hockey loving roots!

    NFL Comparison: Joe Greene/Reggie White
     
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2008
    Celtkin likes this.
  12. alen1

    alen1 New Member

    52,811
    20,365
    0
    Dec 16, 2007
    Games are determined by big, sweaty, big, 330 pound beasts that will eat your babies for lunch in the trenches. This man could dominate any pass rusher that comes through with his determination, hard work and POWER. Many believe he will be a cornerstone for the Mexico City Hooligans franchise.

    And now, with the third pick in the second round, the Mexico City Hooligans select cnc66.

    cnc66 is a very versatile offensive linemen that will be a grand part in making the Hooligans a winning franchise. Touted as the next Bob Keuchenberg.

    Defensive linemen

    BEWARE:angry:
     
    Celtkin and Boik14 like this.
  13. Whitedolphin54

    Whitedolphin54 From the land of legends Luxury Box

    3,647
    883
    0
    Nov 26, 2007
    Somerset UK
    With the Misfitz second round pick, It is with great delight that I am able to pick Shouright. For me there is very little to choose between a select band of posters, that stand out as being of very high quality. And Shou stands out in my mind as one of those people. A great student of the game, he is equally adept at assessing current, or historical aspects of the game, and I have the greatest amount of respect for him and what he says. I wont say that I always agree with what he says, but it wouldn’t be much fun around here if we all agreed with each other, all of the time. Even in non-agreement I do understand where he comes from though (most of the time).

    He also has the uncanny knack of getting hold of an average debate and turning it into heated discussion, with guys nearly at each others throats by the end of the thread. Transferring that sort of ability into being a coach, he would be the sort of guy I would like to have around coaching, when say for instance, you had two guys of equal physical skills at a position, but cant really make up your mind who to start. Shou would be my man who would get inside their heads, finding out the one with the attitude, aptitude, confidence, vision and the team spirit to be able to get the best out of them, and find that starter.

    To summarise, Shou would be the guy on my team that thinks outside the box, using those psychological analytical skills in leaving no stone unturned in our search for excellence. Shou will be my DC
     
  14. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

    19,893
    9,750
    113
    Nov 23, 2007
    Over Yonder
    This is so difficult.

    I'm gonna have to go with the sure fire homerun on this pick. There were more than a dozen strong candidates as finalists for this pick. One stands tall amongst the rest.

    The People That Matter of Gotham select

    CrunchTime - RB - Georgetown Institute of Football (GIF)
    Administrator

    [​IMG]

    We're continuing to lay the foundation of people that matter. Adding another future HOF admin gives this offense a one-two punch that can, and will, be envied. CrunchTime is dedicated to the game. His extensive film study and his ability to find patterns and trends in his game, as well as his opponents', gives us a huge advantage in the backfield. As the first RB taken, he has plenty to live up to. But for those who know CT, there's no doubt he will work tirelessly until he reaches the top.


    A note to my next pick: I wanted to take you here, but you can't read, so I figured I had to go with a stronger candidate. See you in the next round :D


    NFL Comparison: Emmitt Smith and Marshall Faulk combined
     
    Last edited: Jun 17, 2008
    Whitedolphin54 and Celtkin like this.
  15. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

    72,658
    35,312
    113
    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    When a day like this comes, and you are drafting the best of the best......some choose locks, some choose head scratchers.....but its all in the eye of the be-holder....

    The Sick Faulkers already have their Quaterback of the future drafted and signed....DrAstroZoom will be a delight to watch throw passes and scramble around the pocket....

    We are already in the planning stages of a ton of "wheel" routes for him to run....

    But who will he throw to? Who will burn down the sidelines and catch passes?! By god the SickFaulkers need a reciever...

    This reciever attracts balls like a hooker at midnight.....

    footballs....that is.....

    This guy is creative, runs great routes, and is honestly, surprising he hasnt been picked up yet, i and the owners had a meeting with this fellow and he is a blue chip person and player...

    He catches passes better than bubble boy would catch a cold...

    when he enters a room everyone flocks to him like seagulls to a land fill....just as when he posts threads he has over 30 pages of replies faster than you can say "refresh this page please"

    The Sick Faulkers is proud to announce its first pick in the 2nd round...Wide Reciever from the "U".....the one.....the ONLY.....

    THE




    MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [​IMG]
     
  16. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

    23,388
    16,296
    113
    Nov 22, 2007
    Denver, CO
    With the next selection, the Niagara Falls Angry Beavers has selected...

    KB21, DC, University of Mississippi

    After the addition of a franchise quarterback, the Angry Beavers set out to bring in a guy would could create a gameplan defensively to win us the ball game. KB graduated from the University of Mississippi with a Ph.D in Medical Science. KB21 is very knowledgeable with football in general and is easily one of the top minds on ThePhins.com. With his quick wit, extreme confidence, great organization, and endless knowledge, the Angry Beavers have a defensive coordinator that could make any offensive crap their pants...

    While KB21 has just recently gotten married, he now has something to take out his aggression with defensive gameplanning to take out all quarterbacks and running backs. The Angry Beaver warns you, when KB21's wife drops $500 on his credit card, someone will probably wind up with a broken leg. With the two other draft gurus going in round one, it's unknown how KB21 slipped so far. The Angry Beavers will not let him slip any further as he is now Beaver... But not just a Beaver... An Angry Beaver!

    Coach GridIronKing34 has went on to say, "Don't ask me why this guy fell so far. He's extremely knowledgeable of the game and plays to win. He has the fire in his eyes to win the football game so I think quarterbacks should be aware that their job just got a little tougher."
     
    Celtkin and alen1 like this.
  17. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Having the last pick of the second round is actually rather daunting, and fora number of reasons.. First off, I had the pick of whomever I wanted in the first round so I didn't actually have to pay attention to anyone or anything. Secondarily, the first pick was such a homerun, that it will be hard to get as much value from the second pick.

    But somehow, I have...

    Because with the last pick of the second round, Samphin's NorCal Whoop Tooshies select:

    fin-atic, Kicker/Punter, Finheaven State

    Quite frankly,I am shocked that he is still available. Now, this may be a controversial pick. Afterall, who takes a kicker/punter in the second round right? But think about this. Everyone else has taken quarterbacks and other skill positions. But NOBODY has taken a kicker yet! Which means I get to pick the best one on the market! Genius right! Right?

    And fin-atic is clearly the best kicker/punter out there. Anyone who has been around these parts over the past 3-5 months knows how good fin-atic is with his. The guy has booted more people from his site than Charlie Sheen has had hookers.

    Oh, whoops, Sick already made a hooker joke...

    Anyhow, due to him kicking Muck, Celtkin, Boik, Fin Fan in Cali, and even myself, his leg is uber strong and ready to play right here and now. Besides, with his own site barely holding on, I have the advantage of signing him on the cheap out of desperation.

    And with that, Samphin is on the clock.
     
    SICK, GISH, GridIronKing34 and 3 others like this.
  18. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Having already won the first two rounds of this draft handidly (I still haven't a clue just what in the hell alen is doing with his draft other than a Jets impression...), I feel that I can kind of sit back and fulfill some needs for the next couple of rounds.

    I mean, I already have the winning formula of myself at DE and fin-atic at kicker. And by far, those are the wo most important positions to have filled. So with the TV show "Blossom" blaring in the background (Jenna Von Oy...yummy), the NorCal Whoop Tooshies select:

    azfinfanmang, FB, Whatsamadda U.

    A lot of thought went into this pick, but the bottom line is, he scares me. A lot. I get the feeling that once you get a few cold brews in this man, he turns into King Kong after he stubbed his toe. Heck, the guy idolizes Larry Csonka for crying out loud. Who is Larry Csonka you say? Only the second best color commentator in American Gladiators history! That's who!

    Originally I was planning on drafting az as a scatback, but when I approached him with that idea he got a weird look on his face and backed away claiming he was just "curious" and "not really into that sort of thing." I think he misunderstood. But after thinking about it and factoring in the power of drunktitude this man has, something tells me he can pack on the needed weight to blow guys up on the line.

    Plus, an added bonus? He is only like 12 so he can be a franchise guy for 30 years!

    Extra Super Dee Duper Bonus: He is also known as Lobohobo, Lobofin39 and others. So really, it is like getting four players for the price of one!

    Welcome to the team you son of a B-O-T-E!

    Some other loser is on the clock.

    Edited to get his name right!
     
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2008
  19. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

    23,388
    16,296
    113
    Nov 22, 2007
    Denver, CO
    With the next selection, the Niagara Falls Angry Beavers select....

    unluckyluciano, LB, University of New Mexico

    [​IMG]

    unluckyluciano is a loud, arrogant, linebacker out of University of New Mexico that draws comparisons to Joey Porter and Ray Lewis. With the addition of a new defensive coordinator in KB21, the Angry Beavers needed a guy that KB21 could revolve his defense around. This man is a great fit for the smash mouth, blitz on you all night, kill the quarterback defense that the Angry Beavers look to run. When you think of trash talk, you think of unluckyluciano. He'll be in your quarterback's face all day and he'll make damn sure he knows it. Beware, if you don't like hearing words that weren't meant for church, then don't even take the field with lucky on it.

    unluckyluciano is a gym rat who is known for his bench press, squat, and deadlift routine. His legs are as strong as an ox, meaning no offensive linemen can take him on one on one. When asked why he preaches about the deadlift more than any other lift, lucky replied, "Because it's something Samphin ignores and look at his leg strength.." With the advice of new defensive coordinator and trainer, KB21, unluckyluciano will be meaner, stronger, and more intense for the Angry Beavers. Quarterbacks beware, he may be 5'4", but when he sneaks under the legs of your linemen... he'll take you down, then probably bite you.. twice.

    Coach GridIronKing34 went on to say, "We needed a guy on our defense that would be our leader. unluckyluciano is that guy without a doubt. He's strong, he's mean, and he'll let you know that he's better than you. This is a guy who was able to out-run, out-swim, out-muscle, and out-maneuver the border control. If you think he won't do the same for the Angry Beavers, you're sadly mistaken..."

    Welcome to the team lucky... I almost forgot, here's your new uniform!

    [​IMG]
     
  20. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

    72,658
    35,312
    113
    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    ::Scene::

    Head Coach of the Palm Beach Sick Faulkers walks into the front of the room for his press conference to announce the 3rd overall.....3rd round pick....he sits down infront of a microphone with a room full of press, snapping pictures and asking questions....

    ::790 the ticket reporter::
    Sick....why no press conference for the 1st and 2nd picks? But for the 3rd rounder?

    ::SFF33::
    ....................i didnt think of it, till now.....

    ::Miami Herald Reporter::
    Sick Fin Fan......you have gone with a QB and a WR with your first 2 picks, where are you going now?

    ::SFF33::
    Well that would cut this damn presser short if i told you that already dontcha think? NEXT

    ::Palm Beach Post Reporter::
    What do you think about the last few picks?

    ::SFF33::
    Well, the kicker pick was laughable....the fullback pick of azfinfan was nice, i like that kid, he was on my board, i guess samphin isnt on crack like i thought.....

    ::PBPReporter::
    And lucky?

    ::SFF33::
    I thought mexicans played futbol........

    ::MHReporter::
    Sick, you havent touched your defense yet, whats the hold up?

    ::SFF33::
    My scouting department is on the case a-hole, our last 2 picks were tops of our boards.....now our third pick is as well......glad this guys still around, hes a real badass

    ::SunSentinel::
    Mr. FinFan33.........

    ::SFF33::
    no one reads the sun sentinel douche bag.....go cover dania JAI ALAI......alright time to get on with it, this next pick really defines us as a team, everyone knows this guy....hes a badass, he can move things whenever he wants, and honestly......he looks like a brown bear just sniffed some coke and went on a rape and murder rampage when he wakes up in the morning, and thats a perfect LOOK for a left tackle in this league.....

    I want someone that will rip a defensive ends right arm off and use it as a back scratcher, i want a left tackle that will upper cut a ref in the taint if he makes a crap call.....and i want a left tackle that will protect my star quaterback!!!!!

    So with the 3rd pick in the 3rd round......the Sick Faulkers select, out of the university of indiana...Left Tackle.....enforcerfin33 !!!!!!!!!

    [​IMG]

    ::Scene::
    The room gets rowdy, as questions fly to the coach.....

    ::SFF33::
    Calm the hell down!!!!! relax.....enforcer is just that....an ENFORCER for this team, and will be for years to come, i have shared a room with this guy, and let me tell you...i would have rather slept in a bell tower all night.....his snores rock the ricter scale like a LSU football game.....so imagine the force behind this mans blocks....he dominates people.....he smothers people like cream cheese on a bagel....he will stomp on defensive players like they are capri sun packages!!!!!

    Ladies and gentleman.....a new era is upon us!!!! With DrAstroZoom runnin the offense with MOR catching passes and enforcer dropping people faster than lucky dropping a call from one of his baby mamas asking for child support......this team IS.....THEPHINS.COM!!!!!!
     
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2008
  21. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

    19,893
    9,750
    113
    Nov 23, 2007
    Over Yonder
    Griddles!!! How dare you!!!?

    Lucky, you were going to be my shutdown corner. Both of them!!!

    Well, now I'm forced to implement 'Operation WTF'. Anyone familiar with the 2008 GM league Draft, will know that MajPain (BuckeyeKing) got raped by the preceding drafter more than his fair share of times.

    Now is your time MAJ. This is where you shine. In honor of your suffering...

    The People That Matter of Gotham select...

    BuckeyeKing
    - WR - The Ohio State University
    Is MajPain
    [​IMG]

    It only seems fitting that The People That Matter would select a WR from the only University to produce WRs that matter. BuckeyeKing will serve as the #1 receiver. He is no primadonna. There will be no media disputes or whining of any kind. Muck is looking forward to meeting with BuckeyeKing.

    For this offense, dominance will not be an issue.

    P.S. I'm not dead.
     
  22. Whitedolphin54

    Whitedolphin54 From the land of legends Luxury Box

    3,647
    883
    0
    Nov 26, 2007
    Somerset UK
    This is a guy who most of you know well, but I have only recently got to know him a little better. A true leader, on and off the field, he is equally as good at playing several positions. In his first season as a Cane he backed up at QB, but it was in the offseason he made the transition to WR, and then to CB, where he will be starting for the Misfitz.

    Built like a FB, but as fast as a cheetah, I am proud to anounce that with the Misfitz 3rd pick, we select Devin Ginn. Sorry I mean,

    "Gimme the damn ball" MINDWARP
     
  23. alen1

    alen1 New Member

    52,811
    20,365
    0
    Dec 16, 2007
    Top Quarterback prospect, a superstar waiting to happen, a defense's nightmare....

    This guy is very well known around the boards as "The Playbook". He is very intelligent and is a superstar waiting to happen in the TPL. Possesses great smarts to go with amazing accuracy and arm power. He is a franchise QB that will have a tremendous impact on the team as well as their top tier receiver Aqua. He was a two way player at the U, playing QB and DA MLB(hint hint) positions. He is hailed as a blend of Dan Marino and Peyton Manning.... He is .....

    And with the Mexico City Hooligans third round pick.. they select...

    PHUNWIN

    Glad to have you part of the squad :up:.
     
    The Rev, phunwin, Section126 and 3 others like this.
  24. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    75,121
    37,640
    113
    Nov 28, 2007
    New York
    With the 7th pick in the 3rd round, Ronnie Brown's Town Selects: NJFinsFan1, LT, from U Crazy. This wide eyed monster at LT stands a hulking 6'0" but with an Orlando Pace like reach and Walter Jones like nimbleness, this mean machine loves to stand in and protect the QB and punish defenders. Want to get him ticked off? Just check him out after a Mets loss! Then the paws really come out and he gets vicious! And the quality of the person speaks for himself....hes adopted Peter Potter, aka Stitches when no one else would. We're excited to have him on board!
     
  25. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

    10,439
    3,176
    0
    Dec 3, 2007
    UCLA, CA
    With phunwin off the board and the team in need of offense, Ricky Williams' Secret SoCal Stash selects In_Flames, TE, from Richmond, Virginia. Playing TE is like making fine art and In_Flames is the best in the game there. You need to show style as a receiver and have substance as a blocker. In_Flames has all of that. And he has the rage you like to see. On that note, as for the inquiries on whether we would use him to remove other team's sigs, no comment. Moving on, we expect him to be a very dynamic weapon on this roster and a key guy for our offense.
     
  26. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

    10,439
    3,176
    0
    Dec 3, 2007
    UCLA, CA
    With the 9th pick of round 4, the choice is evident. It's Clumpy, SUNY of Buffalo, for QB. Playing the QB position requires quick thinking and careful calculations. Clumpy's a Medical Technologist and those guys can be pretty sharp. And in a place where there is literally life or death, things don't get more intense than that. He's an avid Bejeweled player and those skills (quick thinking, movement, strategy) translate exceptionally well to the QB position. And he's the champion there no doubt so you know he'll bring it in the big game. Not to mention he's not shy in hitting the books. A real no brainer on this one even if he is a Bills fan. But it's ok, once we finish hazing him by throwing him bartender-style at the tackling dummies, all is forgiven.
     
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2008
    Phinperor, alen1 and Boik14 like this.
  27. Boik14

    Boik14 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    75,121
    37,640
    113
    Nov 28, 2007
    New York
    With the 2nd pick of the 4th round, Ronnie Brown's Town selects: Conuficus, Running Back, Bermuda U

    We felt it would be an outstanding option if we gave our all star QB and all star running back to go with his all pro LT. This Ladnian Tomlinson clone has slick moves, awesome agility, great change of direction/cut on demand, nice hands, is a solid blocker and receiver in the passing game and oh did I mention has breakaway speed. What doesnt he have? A team. Until now.

    Welcome aboard Con.
     
  28. alen1

    alen1 New Member

    52,811
    20,365
    0
    Dec 16, 2007
    Many people have chosen to pass up on this man. He is arguably the most talented player to ever hit the Phins League. Played with the big boys in the pee wee leagues despite being three years younger. Then went on to establish an incredible rep around the boards as a man who has one wierd *** avatar but still an intelligent poster.

    He has uncanny control for his size which stands at a enormous 7'6.5316389 and weighs at 290 pounds. Many fans have said he is the next Dwight Freeney but scouts rave about his amazing ability to not only rush the passer but to stop the run unlike Freeney. Hooligan scouts compare him to the late great Lawrence Taylor aka the original LT.

    And now the Hooligans would like to unviel their newest acquisition....no guys, not Yao but

    BPK!!!!!!, LE, Eat your QB alive hi skool

    The skinny: Dominant pass rusher, great character, will eat your linemen alive for brakefast, dinner and lunch and has the ability to take over a game like DJ Mbenga Mbenga.
     
  29. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

    23,388
    16,296
    113
    Nov 22, 2007
    Denver, CO
    According to WhiteDolphin54's PM:

    This is a guy I got acquainted with when we were rival owners in the All Time Draft Thread over at the other place. Always passionate about his Dolphins, and again a guy I have the utmost respect for. He watches over me on other forums when I am not about and keeps me in check when need be .

    This player has great agility and speed and is equally adept at covering the pass or as a hard hitter playing the run.
    Rod Woodson on NFL Network likened him to Rodney Harrison, but this guy is better than that. At 5’ 11’’ and weighing in at 228 lbs this safety plays like Ronnie Lott

    With our 4th pick, the Misfitz select
    Zeke 0123 SS out of Dartmouth

    I would have liked to have started drafting Linemen as it is in the trenches that the battle is won or lost, but this guy was too good to pass on.
     
    Phinperor, alen1 and Boik14 like this.
  30. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

    19,893
    9,750
    113
    Nov 23, 2007
    Over Yonder
    With Triplet Hall of Famers secured on offense, the People That Matter are now looking for a guiding force to create a unique identity on offense and put it into action. There is one poster that comes to mind to fill this need. This poster has affected every post you make, and every post you are going to make in the future. This poster shows vision, ingenuity, leadership, and poise. We would like to welcome our new Offensive Coordinator.

    The People That Matter of Gotham City select....

    darkmistress - OC - The School of Roo
    d'Artiste
    [​IMG]


    About darkmistress:

    Signature:
    [​IMG]

    Proud adoptive parent of Charlie Anderson
     
    Boik14 likes this.
  31. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

    72,658
    35,312
    113
    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    With a badass new logo just reveiled and a stacked offense so far into the draft.....the Palm Beach Sick Faulkers need to get some help on the Defensive side of the ball....

    In this day and age in this league....and in this sport....passing is rampant!!!!

    Teams are throwin bombs more than a german blitzkrieg.....

    So who will stop that?

    Honestly, i cannot F'ING believe this individual has not been picked yet......im in the 4th round, and this guy was on my 1st round board.....this, in my opinion is a GIGANTIC steal.....

    So introducing, the 4th pick of the phins poster draft.....the Sick Faulkers select.....out of the University of Florida......Free Safety who ran a 4.4 40 in the combine, and hits you harder than Ike Turner after a few shots of jager......the newest member of the Sick Faulkers....and captain of our "Dark Side" Defense.....

    MOTION !!!!!!!!!!!!


    [​IMG]


    Welcome to the team....when its time to lace em' up against the Sick Faulkers, get some ice ready.....cause we WILL

    BRING


    THE


    PAIN !!!!!!
     
  32. GridIronKing34

    GridIronKing34 Silently Judging You

    23,388
    16,296
    113
    Nov 22, 2007
    Denver, CO
    With the next selection, the Niagara Falls Angry Beavers select...

    Stitches, FS, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

    [​IMG]

    Stitches, stud free safety out Hogwarts, is known for his intelligence and his ability to magically appear in front of the ball. Some say that Stitches has a knack for putting himself in the right places, but all agree that is one of the best free safeties around. Stitches' stock has been rising as of late after free safety Motion's reported score of 3 on the Wonderlic test. Stitches is an incredibly smart being with a degree in Chemical Engineering which makes him perfect for the role of free safety. Stitches is able to read the quarterback's mind like a book and has true shutdown abilities. He studies the game more than many posters on ThePhins.com which makes him a perfect fit in Niagara Falls.

    There is no doubt that Stitches will be a better long term solution at free safety than anyone out there with his work ethic and knowledge of the game. He is extremely competitive and will ensure that if anyone gets in his way... he will stop them. Quarterbacks beware, when you have a free safety with a degree in engineering and a minor in Magical Theory reading your eyes... you might wind up being the Ray Lucas of the league.

    Coach GridIronKing34 has went on to say, "We drafted defensive coordinator KB21 to bring some intensity to the game and we did so by adding unluckyluciano. Now we have our free safety that will ensure no one will be throwing deep on us. Stitches seems to magically appear in front of the ball, scouts don't know how he does it. Whatever the case is though, we got a big time player and we're glad that Stitches is an Angry Beaver."
     
  33. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    When drafting a new team, you want to try to have a team that is not only good NOW, but a team that will be good in the future as well. The only way to ensure that is to pick youngins. New folks if you will. And you can't get any newer than my latest pick because

    With the last pick in the fourth round, The NORCAL Whoop Tooshies select:

    Flyer22, S, Whodafukare U

    Who is flyer22? Good question. I suppose we will find out when he shows up to camp. For you see, Flyer22, as of this writing, is the newest member to sign up on thephins.com and already he has surpassed some great veterans in this draft to be one of the upper echelon of picks.

    Seeing as how I have no idea who is or what he is capable, I can only venture to pick a position for him based off of his name. So, the Flyer part tells me he is fast. Very fast. So fast in fact, that he c an actually fly. That is right folks, he is the only human who has figured out how to fly (assuming you discount when Sickfinfan ran over me in Florida and I flew about 100 feet...).

    The 22 part tells me he is a huge Shawn Wooden fan. And since Shawn wooden was a safety, I am putting flyer there as well. Plus, since he can fly we should be able to knock down any and all passes that come his way.

    Added bonus: The Whoop Tooshies will save on airfare since flyer22 can just throw the whole team on his back and fly to the other stadiums.

    Interesting note: Shawn Wooden is from Philadelphia, home of the FLYERS! (OMG did I just draft Shawn Wooden?!?!?!?!)

    Welcome aboard Shawn "Flyer22" Wooden. Welcome aboard...
     
    Whitedolphin54, SICK and alen1 like this.
  34. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Going into the fifth round, teams really need to start digging in and do some research to make the best, educated pick that will suit their team's needs. Seeing as how I have pretty much covered any and all needs with my first four picks, I have the fortunate task of making a luxury pick here.

    The NORCAL Whoop Tooshies are the trendsetters of thephins.com league. They were the first to pick a coach as a player. They were also the first to design their team's logo and helmet (so what if it sucked). Heck The Whoop Tooshies were even the first team to draft a poster who runs a rival site and is hated worse than Hitler around these parts...but enough about azfinfanmang.

    Seeing as how the Whoop Tooshies have been knocking down walls and breaking barriers already, I figured we would do our best Dodgers impression and introduce the FIRST lady into this draft. Because with the first pick in the fifth round, the NORCAL Whoop Tooshies select:

    Finsgirlie WR, Kissimmee State

    Wait what? You say a girl has already been drafted? So I am not breaking new ground? Hmmmm perhaps I can rescind my pick then?

    What do you mean I already took my hand off the card so it is final? :pity:

    Well, hmmmm I have to think of SOMETHING to say...

    Okay, well as we all know, the very bestest wide receivers happen to be divas as well. From Chad Johnson to Freddy Mitchell, the more drama they involve themselves in off the field, the more they produce ON the field.

    And trust me, no girl in the history of dolphandom has created more drama than the lovely Finsgirlie. Creator of the strife filled Just-To-Talk thread, where she has thrown tantrum after tirade on seemingly every other page, she should be PERFECT as a wide receiver.

    Plus, if all else fails, she can be the team's slump buster and give new meaning to the term "wide receiver." :couch:

    Welcome to the team MANDY! Get ready to catch some balls!

    Stupid, dirty, gross Griddlecakes is on the clock. :up:
     
  35. alen1

    alen1 New Member

    52,811
    20,365
    0
    Dec 16, 2007
    Mel Kiper Jr : The coach of the Niagara Falls Angry Beavers is currently not present at the draft. He has however mailed in his pick to Roger Goodell. Here it is :

    Roger Goodell : With the next selection, the Niagara Falls Angry Beavers select...

    like2god, WR, RealMenWearTights University

    like2god is a blazing WR that will be a big time threat to the defenses for quarterback Celtkin. like2god and Celtkin have had spent time together in the past in a Super Moderator Leadership Camp where like2god was promoted to 'Super Duper Moderator' so they have a little bit of chemistry to work with. like2god is a former dancer who's nibble toes can make cuts sharper than lucky's switchblade. He attended RealMenWearTights University and excelled as a dancer and a wide receiver which happened to go hand-in-hand for him.

    like2god is known for his wittiness and ability to keep everyone honest. This will ensure that unluckyluciano will not go around making fun of everyone without getting burnt once or twice by like2god... on the field and off the field of course. With the addition of like2god, the Angry Beavers' offense is even more dynamic with the shifty like2god catching passes from the Peyton Manning of ThePhins.com, Celtkin.

    GridIronKing34 went on to say, "like2god is a great player and an even better dancer. I was amazed on how he was able to perform the moonwalk faster than the number one overall pick's [Samphin] 40 time at the combine. like2god will be a big time player for us and we are happy to have him aboard."
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 19, 2008
  36. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

    72,658
    35,312
    113
    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    The Palm Beach Sick Faulkers are already back on the clock....a few good names have come off the board, and a few coaches (alen) have *****ed about pretty much everything......

    THATS why you dont give control to a football team to someone who has yet to grow a hair on his ***....

    And Sam!!!!! His picks......well jesus.....ive seen more self control from Amy Whinehouse than sam making his picks....

    So let me steer this ship back into the right direction.....

    We have thought longggg and hard about this next pick....seeing as we dont pick again till 6th overall in the 6th round....we got a ways to go, and this late into the draft, anyone can go at anytime.

    So we sat down, put our brains together and came up with a great pick...........................

    Damnit.....my F***ing phone keeps vibrating......hold on a second

    ::SickFinFan pulls his phone out and looks at the screen with an awkward look on his face.....he then mumbles something and places the phone on the table and continues::

    Back to what i was saying, we have a good pick on our hands, this person will come out and dominate immediatley.....this person will.........

    ::SFF's phone starts vibrating on the table, startling a few sun sentinel reporters sitting in the front row, Sick looks at them like they are HUGE panzys.....then grabs his phone.....::

    Jesus why cant this wait?!?!?!?! ::He answers his phone:: Speak to me.......uh huh.....oh.....hey.....yeah thats....i see.......well damn, good idea....your a sick F'er!!! thats what you really want eh? Alright, lets make it happen...::SFF hangs up phone::

    Well....this is awkward.....where was i?

    ::Miami Herald Reporter::
    You were just talking on your phone to someone, any chance to find out who that was?

    ::SFF::
    ......well.....ummm it was my mother, and she had some gr.....

    ::Miami Herald Reporter::
    Your mom called you during a presser?! Thats sounds bogus to me Sick...

    ::SFF::
    Bogus??! Ok 'Spacoli'......fine you really wanna know who that was?

    YEAH

    You really REALLY wanna know who was just on the phone?!?!

    YES!!!!!!!

    Well ladies and gentlemen........the person who i just got off the damn phone with was none-other than the craziest coach in the damn league....thats right the same guy who has picked kickers, finheaven members, and women.......the same guy who F***ing picked HIMSELF.....on the phone was

    SAMPHIN!!!!!

    What did he want?!?! Ill tell you what he wanted....he wants my 5th round pick.....and for what you say?! Peanuts? A hustler magazine? Sams "mandy" blow up doll?!?! NO.....











    Ill tell you what he wants.......when my end of the deal gets here.....hes on his way now, somehow Sam knew i couldnt turn this down, and that F'er was right


    ::2 hours later::

    Alright alright....calm your horses....someone tell these sun sentinel reporters to stop dry humping the chairs trying to ask me something.....Relaxxxxxx

    I know you all have been waiting a LONG time to figure out what is happening, and yes....what happened before was true.....i have traded my 3rd overall 5th round pick to Samphin's whoop tooshies......but enough with that jazz....its time to announce what i got in return.....and i have spoken with this person and he is excited to join the team.....(i hope its genuine)

    Welcome everyone.....the newest member of the Palm Beach Sick Faulkers.......the one.....the only.....



























    AZFinFanMang

    [​IMG]


    ::The press goes crazy as azfinfan walks out from the back and SFF hands him a Sick Faulkers jersey....he puts it on and sits down with a half grin on his face::

    HOLY S**T!!!!! i know thats what you are all thinking.....how the hell did i get the 1st overall in the 3rd round for the 5th round 3rd overall?!?!??!?! Like i said, sam is a crazy person....and i took fair advantage of it...he CAME TO ME...with this trade!!! I dont want people to accuse me of taking advantage of a mentally challeneged person, im not like that....i like the forrest gump movie!!!

    But back to the point at hand.....azfinfanmang is now apart of the Sick Faulkers....and i realized when he got here, we can get a full back at walmart sweeping the bread section......im moving this big MOTHA F***** to where he belongs, he will work hard to make it there, and i will guarentee with his work ethic he will be our starter and co/captain of the "dark Side" defense......so let me formally introduce our NEW Starting Middle Linebacker.........

    azfinfanmang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Samphin is on the clock!!!!!
     
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2008
  37. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    Well look who is BACK on the clock! That is right folks, I have made a deal that has sent AZFINFANMANG to the Sick Faulkers for this pick right here. I am sure there is confusion, and quite possibly mass hysteria and rioting in the streets, but allow me to explain.

    AZ is great, one of the best, which is why he went so high in the third round. So why trade him for a fifth rounder right? Most coaches would assume that that is terrible value and only a crazy person would do such a trade.

    Well I say that it is that type of thinking that holds coaches back. Think about this for a second. AZ was picked way back in the third round. When did that take place? like two days ago? It is in the past! And when teams rest and dream about their past success, they only end up behind the 8-ball and on the poop end of the stick when it comes to winning games.

    But the 3rd overall pick in the 5th round? That is happening, that is now! This, is the pick that everyone ELSE wants to be at right now! So you see, in that regard, this is absolutely creative and smart.

    But the pick is only as good as who you take right? Which is another reason I made the trade. I couldn't afford to risk this guy being taken. It is rare that such a blue chip prospect at quarterback comes along and I plan on cashing in.

    This guy has a lot of heart and refuses to quit. In fact, he is 2 Legit 2 Quit. That's right, with the 3rd overall pick in the 5th round, the NORCAL Whoop Tooshies select:

    :hammertime: QB, Smiley A&M

    Hammer has all the right moves to be the QB and on the field leader on offense. He is so elusive in fact, that other teams will have to "pray" that Hammer "don't hurt 'em." Oh and all of those fancy defensive players the other teams are picking? It will do them know good because you know "U can't touch this."

    Welcome aboard Hammer smiley, welcome aboard. :up:
     
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2008
  38. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

    19,893
    9,750
    113
    Nov 23, 2007
    Over Yonder
    What is a defense without any players? Garbage, thats what!! My philosophy on defense is to draft positions that require a double team, followed by the skilled monsters that will clean up.

    My first defensive pick is a defensive tackle. He weighs in at 989 posts, and runs 4.91 posts per day. Everyone around the world has been raving about these numbers coming from a mega giant defensive lineman. Recently, when working out at his pro day, this monster was able to post three replies simultaneously, while using multiple quotes in each reply. His thanks count is at a whopping 87, which is stellar for an interior lineman.

    So without further non-sense...

    The People That Matter of Gotham City select...

    FinNasty - DT - University of Ripping People Apart (URPA)

    Season Ticket Holder
    [​IMG]


    As the first DT taken, I would expect FinNasty to except nothing less than a $70 million deal. But, he will be playing Deal or No Deal to decide his rookie salary. The lowest case is a bag of cheetos, the highest is ownership of this franchise. Good luck, and may the Nastiness be with you.
     
    Last edited: Jun 19, 2008
  39. Whitedolphin54

    Whitedolphin54 From the land of legends Luxury Box

    3,647
    883
    0
    Nov 26, 2007
    Somerset UK
    The Compton Misfitz are proud to have been able to draft this guy

    Wolf Moon --(FITM)

    NT --Pittsburgh

    6’ 2’’

    345 lbs


    All the great teams have great Defenses. Mine is no exception and I am pleased to have this person on my team. Known as the “Hunter” Ken excels both at Stopping the run and rushing the QB. Proof of this was seen during one game where he beat his blocker’s, stopped the HB in his tracks for a 3 yard loss, but still went on to Stomp the QB. In his defense, he thought the running back was only pass blocking and not actually carrying the ball, but this did bring him a 4 game ban nonetheless. Off the field he shows warmth and kindness to many , on the field, he is a monster, racking up 13 QB sacks and 92 tackles, 24 of them in the backfield this past season.

    When the Sentinel caught up with Ken, fishing in Manassas National Battlefield Park, he said he was absolutely delighted to have the chance to play for such an illustrious team as the Misfitz. He also went on to say how he was thrilled to be working with Shouright who had impressed him in a pre draft meet up at Sudley Road in Ken’s home town of Carthapin.
     
    Big E, Samphin and Phinperor like this.
  40. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

    72,658
    35,312
    113
    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    Thanks to another great trade by me.....the 6th overall in the 5th round now belongs to me, and the Sick Faulkers are OFFICALLY on the clock.....with this pick, we knew it had to be someone special, considering we dont have a pick in the 6th round.....and with a free safety (motion) and inside linebacker (azfinfanmang) it is time to really get busy and draft me a corner back....

    But this is no ordinary corner back, this guy is probably one of the most respected people on this board, and i for one am HONORED to have the chance to select him to be apart of my team! I have NO IDEA how this man is still available, but thank goodness he is, cause he is about to be made a Sick Faulker....

    With the 6th pick in the 5th round....the Palm Beach Sick Faulkers are PROUD and privaledged to announce our pick....Corner back out of Holy Cross College........6'0 210 pounds......

    THE REV !!!!!!!!!!!

    [​IMG]

    Not only is this man a great poster, but i couldnt name a soul that doesnt like him, not only is he a shut down corner, but he will be a pleasure to have in the locker room, on the field leading prayers, and keeping our spirits up on potential tough road trips.....

    I would like to extend immediatley an offer of a 7 year 90million dollar contract to you, with 50 guaranteed and a 11 million dollar signing bonus!!!!! Thats how highly we think of you Rev.....Welcome to the team!!!! Glad to have you!!!

    Boik is on the clock.....
     
    Phinperor, The Rev, Big E and 2 others like this.

Share This Page